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He left the Trinity Church to join Islam!

Well I guess Harry isn't gone just yet. Alisa Reyes is in the third season premiere!

I'm finishing the second season. Goodbye Lauren, goodbye Harry, goodbye Rashida Jones. Meet Joe Mac! Should I be expecting a heavy dropoff in quality during this third season?

The author of the book and Bix both post at a board called Crush Kill Crush, where there's a private folder dedicated to sharing techniques for virally marketing the book. Bix started threads here and Loss's board, some other dude started the thread at DVDVR. And there ain't nothing wrong with that, I say. It's a good book.

And that wrestler was Santino.

The "smell that shoe" lady is the best. The episode I'm watching now features Russell from Wayne's World, Zach from Desperate Housewives, April from the first TMNT movie, and Millie from Freaks and Geeks! A star-studded cast, no doubt.

Oh Jingus

It's GOB as a prosthetic hand salesman!

Exactly.

A funeral for a hand! Oh dear lord.

REAL-ALITY THE NEW NICK

WrestleMania 2000 had zero singles matches. It had one: Kat vs Terri.

1) Yeah, tag teams are great! 2) Most of them. Windham and Rhodes, Austin and Rude, Williams and Gordy, Pillman and Liger, Steamboat and Koloff, they're all good to me. I don't know much about Hashimoto and Hase. I never liked the Hayes/Garvin Freebirds. What a couple of geeks. 3) I don't like the idea of doing one match in a round on one show and the rest on another. They should have had the Williams/Gordy-Steiners match on the PPV instead of earlier. I understand the Clash needed a main event but there were a bunch of dudes who didn't wrestle on that Clash. Like, say, the world champion. 4) I could see TNA doing a show like this. I mean, they basically did a few weeks ago. Except instead of only one singles match, it didn't have any. I don't think it was very good business to center this show around tag teams. There were other feuds brewing at the time they could have put on PPV. Koloff-Rude, Steamboat-Jack, another Williams/Gordy-Steiners match. I doubt the tournament helped the buyrate much, if at all. 5) I understand that Watts wanted to push Simmons as a top star, but I don't think Vader should have been used as a transitional champion. He was too strong a heel for that. Simmons' title win would have meant more if it had been from a guy who had the belt for more than three weeks.

Bryan Adams didn't make any comeback that I remember. He put out an album in '98 and it flopped like a shit pancake.

Hanson is far better than 3 Doors Down, Staind, Hinder, or Default.

WM 21 sucking was such a bummer. The graphics looked so good. If that game had gotten good reviews I would have bought an Xbox for it. They should have known better than to put something like that in the hands of freakin' John Tobias.

Hey Franchise. How about me.

Yeah, he has a son named Windham. Windham Rotunda. But he's a college football player.

"She can't show teachers picking negro boogers!" And then Lauren gets knocked out by a breast implant.

If all, or any, cable news talking heads were as awesome as Uwe Boll, we'd be very lucky.

I got it. I never knew training in Japan was that brutal. Nor did I know Lagana was that creepy. Nor did I know Taz had an orgasm after being suplexed by Kevin Sullivan. But the fact that trainers and chiropractors are a privilege reserved for only WWE's top stars, and that WWE fired Jesus (Carlito's bodyguard, not the messiah) over it, is perhaps the dumbest "only in WWE" story I've ever heard. No wonder those guys have so many injuries. Also, nice to see DVDVR's preeminent high-level wrestling thinker Kevin Cook quoted in a book you can find in Barnes and Noble's true crime section.

Torrent, Bob. We watched the "nigger" episode in 12th grade sociology class. Pretty great.

He had that before ever getting concussed.