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WarGames: http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/video...mpionship_sport Booker vs Russo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRCY3M9JxHw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37e22q4dp_4

Yeah, well B.O. Hussein said he wasn't a Muslim. We know the truth!

"Praying for Time"! THE RICH DECLARE THEMSELVES POOR AND MOST OF US ARE NOT SURE IF WE HAVE TOO MUCH BUT WE'LL TAKE OUR CHANCES 'CAUSE GOD STOPPED KEEPING SCORE

Actually, that particular Nitro contained about 5 things that exemplified what was wrong with WCW at the time: - Russo pinning Flair - Bischoff winning the Hardcore title - Giving away Goldberg's return match on free TV - Scott Hudson using the term "Dusty Finish" on live TV in response to Sting's title win over Jarrett being overturned - Nash beating a whole bunch of New Blood dudes in a gauntlet match in which, inexplicably, when he knocked his opponents to the mat, the referee counted them dow for the pin! He didn't even have to cover them to pin them! What was that?

The thing is, from what I remember, and this was 8 years ago and I don't have a great desire to watch that Dailymotion vid I posted, but the Flair-Russo match actually was pretty good. I think I remember Meltzer saying that if Flair had gone over clean it would have been ***. And if 51-year-old Ric Flair could have a good match with freakin' Vince Russo, well, that's pretty amazing.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2s3br_ri...teel-cage_sport http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2n5o4_ri...vid-flair_sport There you go, Bruiser.

When I have a beard, the mustache never connects to the rest of the beard. Even when I let it go for a few weeks, I still only get this: Oh, and as you can see, the area directly in the middle of the 'stache stays bald. At least I can never be accused of looking like Hitler!

Pay $20 for the games on a disc or $144 to download them? Maybe it will be a better deal.

Ah, Jimmy Ray. He was a man who wanted to know who wanted to know.

Whenever your heart wills you to.

Oh man a "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" reference.

The bros and sorority girls of the world will never get tired of these soft verse/heavy chorus grunge-esque ballads. It's a pretty magical formula.

LostWinds is the only must-buy Wii Ware game so far. As for Virtual Console, there hasn't been much released in the last six months that's caught my attention. Except Star Tropics. You have to get Star Tropics. Everyone should play Star Tropics.

That dance version of "Total Eclipse of the Heart" is SO BAD.

SkyKid is now on the Virtual Console. It scrolls to the left!

I had never heard of Narnia before the movie came out. Is that unusual? As far as I remember the first one opened around Nov/Dec '05. If the first one opens in the fall, the second one opens in the fall! You don't change a thing! I guess Harry Potter can get away with opening some in the fall and some in the spring/summer. But Narnia is NO Harry Potter.

My mom once told me she thought the name "Three Doors Down" was dumb because the group had five members.

I never realized how popular Three Doors Down was. Did you know their first album was certified quintuple-platinum within a year and a half of its release? I never thought "Kryptonite" was that strong a single but I guess it really took with the record-buying public.

Which wrestler is the best singer?

Who does the Iron Sheik not hate?

I always thought Bischoff driving the Hummer into Hogan's limo was just an in-joke, a "wink-nod" mocking of old WCW booking. The thing is, the Hummer storyline could have been a good angle if they were smarter about it. First, they shouldn't have done it a week before the PPV. It should have been three or four weeks before the show. (Well, it shouldn't have been three weeks, because then it would have been the night after Owen's death and they probably would have gotten complaints about it (at the very least I know internet fans would have bitched about it since they found fault in everything WCW did and they even complained about Sting descending from the rafters at Slamboree 2000 in the Kemper Arena which DIDN'T EVEN HAPPEN and it still was voted the number 11 worst promotional move in the RSPW Awards in 2000 but that's a story for another day!) but the point is that a week isn't enough time for that kind of angle.) Nash needed to be gone for a couple of weeks to sell the injury but he could do taped promos from bed and phone interviews saying he was coming back at the Bash to kick Savage's ass. Savage would then say that the guy who hit Nash with the hummer was coming to the Bash too. And of course, it would be Sid, and that would lead into a Nash-Sid feud which I would rather not have seen but whatever. Even with how they did it, it should have been simple with Sid being revealed as the driver, but they had to keep it going and it went nowhere. Remember when Savage did a promo before Road Wild '99 where he said the driver of the Hummer would be with him. And then at the show they just forgot about it? Weak. I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy the feud as it was, what with memorable moments like Nash spraying shit into Savage's limo and the Macho Man emerging screaming "SON OF A BITCH! SON OF A BITCH!" and then the next week Nash bringing a small woman in a duffel bag into the ring to dump a bucket of shit on Savage's head. If you just had one angle like that in a feud, it's great. With two shit-themed angles, it's amazing. When you take two shit-themed angles and add to it a dude driving a Hummer into a limo...well, that can only be called the greatest angle of all time.

Also, Umbrella Chronicles did nothing for me. Scoring a headshot with the Wii Remote was so cool on RE4 but on UC it just feels unsatisfying. You don't feel like you're making contact, you know? And that Zapper is nothing special. I actually liked it the first time I played Crossbow Training with it, but I decided to dig that game out again this week after not playing it for 4 months and after I got through the first couple of levels I was like "Fuck, this thing is horrible" and just played the rest of the game with the standard Remote/Nunchuk setup. I doubt I'll ever get around to finishing Umbrella Chronicles.

I read it costs $20 now. Perhaps it shall be my next purchase.

After that disaster I dont think Nintendo wants to allow its own games to be made into movies or we'd have obviously seen a real Zelda movie by now. Did you not see DOUBLE DRAGON? No, then again, no one else did, except me. You want to talk about a horrible video-game-to-movie movie. Nintendo doesn't own Double Dragon.

Heel Kimberly was the hottest woman in wrestling at the time. Too bad Steiner screamed at her and made her quit or something.