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Wasn't this the idea behind Bischoff's "MatRats" promotion? This could never work because what makes a "good wrestling match" is so subjective. If you're Scott Keith, you'd probably think a high-flying flippy-floppy spotfest was worth a 9 out of 10. If you're a DVDVR poster, two fat guys punching each other for five minutes might be your ideal match. Plus it would be totally reliant on the wrestlers to work out the whole match by themselves. Without road agents to help them lay out the match, I could see a lot of today's stars being completely lost.

Well damn. Iron Man did better than I expected.

Because most internet wrestling fans don't have 25G's to drop on a hooker?

A week of...hookering would probably pay more than a year of her WWE contract!

I've decided Reverend Wright is awesome. That dude ain't afraid to tell AmeriKKKa what he really thinks. I wish HE was running for president.

"...But why are they all pissing green?"

Usually it's two, but sometimes one. Wii Ware launches on the 12th, I wonder if they won't have any VC releases at all on weeks when there's a new Wii Ware game.

She's beautiful. Post more pics of her.

I didn't think it was such a great time for Raw. It was, however, the best time for Raw threads.

The SD cards would be fine if the machine recognized them as an extension of the system's memory and didn't require the user to move VC games from the card back to the system in order to play them. Fuck dat.

Look in the mirror girl, by now you should know You’re living in a fantasy, and you can’t let go He never really loved you from the start The only thing he ever gave you was a broken heart Don’t be afraid to lose what was never meant to be After the rain washes away the tears And all the pain Only after the rain Can you live again I know the emptiness you feel inside You’re thinking if you break away, you’ll never survive I’m waiting as my heart beats just for you Come on and take my hand and I’ll pull you through But things will never change until you want them to After the rain washes away the tears And all the pain Only after the rain Can you live again WHOA-OH WHOA-OH After the rain You’ll see the sun appear to light the way Only after the rain Can you hope to find true love again He never really loved you from the start The only thing he ever gave you was a broken heart Come on and take my hand and I’ll pull you through You know the time has come for you to face the truth After the rain washes away the tears And all the pain Only after the rain Can you live again WHOA-OH WHOA-OH After the rain You’ll see the sun appear to light the way Only after the rain Can you hope to find true love again

Should be better now.

THERE IT IS AGAIN! DAMN YOU MARV

I wish we had video embedding in 2005:

I knew someone had to have referenced this phenomenon in this thread. Why do so many college girls have pissing pics up on Facebook?

Disney and the Cyruses don't want to piss off middle America so they'll pretend to be upset by this whole situation. When really they should just be telling people to get over it because they know as well as everyone else that this is no big deal. I read today that Disney wants Miley to keep a low profile for the next six months or so in the wake of these SCANDALOUS PHOTOS. IT'S A BACK. A FREAKIN' BACK. IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY THIS, YOU ARE DUMB.

I don't think he and Meat talk anymore.

Doing the Battlebowl-only PPV in '93 was quite an odd decision. I remember barely any promotion for it, not that you could do angles for it since all of the matches were unannounced before the show. And having Vader, then WCW champ, win it was weird too. I would have had Flair win by eliminating Vader to set up their title match the next month, but that's just me. Also, the PPV was on a Saturday. At 8:30. When do pay-per-views ever start in the middle of the hour? BONUS BATTLEBOWL JOKE: Why is Battlebowl a college girl's favorite WCW show? Because it's SO RANDOM!

Here's the studio version of "The Blues" http://youtube.com/watch?v=XylV0fvakSI

I remember everything! I remember every little thing as if it happened only yesterday I was barely seventeen, and I once killed a boy with a Fender guitar I don't remember if it was a Telecaster or a Stratocaster But I do remember that it had a heart of chrome and a voice like a horny angel I don't remember if it was a Telecaster or a Stratocaster But I do remember that it wasn't at all easy It required the perfect combination of the right power chords And the precise angle from which to strike The guitar bled for about a week afterward And the blood was sough dark and rich, like wild berries The blood of the guitar was Chuck Berry red The guitar bled for about a week afterward, but it rung out beautifully And I was able to play notes that I had never even heard before So I took my guitar, and I smashed it against the wall I smashed it against the floor I smashed it against the body of a varsity cheerleader Smashed it against the hood of a car Smashed it against a 1981 Harley Davidson The Harley howled in pain, the guitar howled in heat And I ran up the stairs to my parents' bedroom Mummy and daddy were sleeping in the moonlight Slowly I opened the door, creeping in the shadows Right upto the foot of their bed I raised the guitar high above my head And just as I was about to bring the guitar crashing down upon the centre of the bed, my father woke up, screaming " Stop!" "Wait a minute! Stop it boy! What do ya think you're doin'? That's no way to treat an expensive musical instrument!" And I said: "God damn it daddy! You know I love you, but you got a hell of a lot to learn about rock 'n roll"

Shithead holding company? Our own MrRant once owned Rantsylvania! I think he only paid like 2 bucks for it too.

It wasn't that great a solo. It wasn't bad, but nothing spectacular. And Bumblefoot did all the cool stuff near the end. I think that was one of two times they played that song.

His attempts at playing the "November Rain" solo always made for good comedy.

Well, after WM15 I predicted Austin-Big Show for WM16. Well, maybe not so much "predicted" as that's what every wrestling website was saying was going to happen. Of course, they killed that by having Austin beat him clean the week before 15. After 21 I predicted HHH-Cena for 22. I think everyone did.

lol? LOL!?! That's not a very secure password! So what you're saying is Leena told Mike on IM what methods she uses to hack the board but Mike wouldn't tell you guys for some reason? Interesting!