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Here's the studio version of "The Blues" http://youtube.com/watch?v=XylV0fvakSI

I remember everything! I remember every little thing as if it happened only yesterday I was barely seventeen, and I once killed a boy with a Fender guitar I don't remember if it was a Telecaster or a Stratocaster But I do remember that it had a heart of chrome and a voice like a horny angel I don't remember if it was a Telecaster or a Stratocaster But I do remember that it wasn't at all easy It required the perfect combination of the right power chords And the precise angle from which to strike The guitar bled for about a week afterward And the blood was sough dark and rich, like wild berries The blood of the guitar was Chuck Berry red The guitar bled for about a week afterward, but it rung out beautifully And I was able to play notes that I had never even heard before So I took my guitar, and I smashed it against the wall I smashed it against the floor I smashed it against the body of a varsity cheerleader Smashed it against the hood of a car Smashed it against a 1981 Harley Davidson The Harley howled in pain, the guitar howled in heat And I ran up the stairs to my parents' bedroom Mummy and daddy were sleeping in the moonlight Slowly I opened the door, creeping in the shadows Right upto the foot of their bed I raised the guitar high above my head And just as I was about to bring the guitar crashing down upon the centre of the bed, my father woke up, screaming " Stop!" "Wait a minute! Stop it boy! What do ya think you're doin'? That's no way to treat an expensive musical instrument!" And I said: "God damn it daddy! You know I love you, but you got a hell of a lot to learn about rock 'n roll"

Shithead holding company? Our own MrRant once owned Rantsylvania! I think he only paid like 2 bucks for it too.

It wasn't that great a solo. It wasn't bad, but nothing spectacular. And Bumblefoot did all the cool stuff near the end. I think that was one of two times they played that song.

His attempts at playing the "November Rain" solo always made for good comedy.

Well, after WM15 I predicted Austin-Big Show for WM16. Well, maybe not so much "predicted" as that's what every wrestling website was saying was going to happen. Of course, they killed that by having Austin beat him clean the week before 15. After 21 I predicted HHH-Cena for 22. I think everyone did.

lol? LOL!?! That's not a very secure password! So what you're saying is Leena told Mike on IM what methods she uses to hack the board but Mike wouldn't tell you guys for some reason? Interesting!

I don't think these ideas could ever come to fruition in a public venue. BUT I believe we've happened upon the perfect concept for the first TSM Films production.

"Confessions of a Vampire" is great, because it's a rewrite of "Objects in the Rear View Mirror" except instead of being about best friends dying and abusive drunk fathers and hooking up with some hot chick, it's about being a freakin' vampire and EATING NAPOLEON'S PAGEBOY. Also, "Tanz Der Vampires" is great if only for "Seize the Night," which Meat Loaf did much better on Bat III since it didn't have a ridiculous thumping dance beat. But the English version was awful from what I've heard of it. Someone posted audio from an early "Dance of the Vampires" performance on YouTube and during "Vampires in Love" when they start singing "Turn around......" the whole audience starts laughing, like "LOL THEY'RE SINGIN' TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART!" It wasn't supposed to be funny! Jim just reuses songs a lot!

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Too bad he's back in NIN now!

I won't argue with that.

CJ's one of those dudes who got banned AND STAYED BANNED for something that would barely get him a warning today. I don't see why this near-half-decade-old banning can't be undone.

Those terrorist groups will never suspect that the man in a throwback Knicks jersey watching The Best of Jenna Haze Anal Scenes Vol. 12 on his iPod Video isn't one of their own! Send in Special Operative Crucifixio Jones to infiltrate!

Banky was only banned once as far as I remember. The infamous 2003 ban that was rescinded after Dames made some shit up about Banky helping him after he deleted all the members or something. Also he was put in Whiny Bitches after he made fun of teke184 ON HIS BIRTHDAY but that only lasted a few hours or so and I think teke got demodded for that so it wasn't much of a banishment. Choken got banned three or four times by my recollection. Brody was banned more than that, but at least three of those were banned concurrently when it was discovered that Arnold Oldschool, Frank Nabbit and Duke the Dog were the same person. Now all three apparently have a free pass from ever being banned, Banky because he's a legend, Choken because he doesn't cause any trouble and Bruiser because he looks like Larry Flynt. Can't say the same for the Leen!

Oh and I like this idea, except it should be modified into a GAY LUMBERJACK MATCH.

I know the KKK stable idea has been done.

Damien, have you ever heard of J.R. Benson's Extremely (and/or Incredibly) Strange Wrestling promotion? That group had characters like "The Abortionist", "The Rapist", and "The Great NAMBLA". They also had a "Tub of AIDS-Infected Syringes" match. You aren't the first person to have such ideas. But I still like the way you think.

Also, as an 11-year-old, I thought Bulldog's promo at the end of "Good Friends, Better Enemies" was pretty great. Hendrix: Davey Boy Smith, you've got to be the happiest- Bulldog: STINKIN' ROTTEN PERVERT SHAWN MICHAELS! Monsoon: What? Bulldog: HE WANTS TO SLEEP WITH MY WIFE? Monsoon: WHAT? Bulldog: I CAN'T WAIT FOR MAY 26TH, I'M GONNA GET HIM RIGHT NOW! As a paranoid non sequitur, this was pretty hilarious since the angle was just starting and I had no idea what he was talking about. The whole feud should have been Bulldog making increasingly strange accusations against HBK, like when Fred Phelps said "The President of the United States gets his jollies masturbating horses." Tell me that wouldn't get over.

Gay stalker Goldust was the best thing about WWF in '96, until I realized that it was the same exact angle every month, just with a different homophobic face programmed against him. Him giving "mouth-to-mouth" to Ahmed Johnson was fucking hilarious.

I don't think enough's been said about how damaging Austin's heel turn was for business. I think the "IWC" tends to overlook it because 1) It's just expected from longtime fans that when a face is stale they will turn heel, 2) They expected an Austin heel turn to big business since the last time a star of that magnitude had turned (Hogan), it had done huge business, and 3) Austin was, in a lot of net fans' opinions, more entertaining as a heel. But I can only imagine how someone who started watching in 1998, who wasn't familiar with all the tricks of wrestling and didn't know that every wrestling character is booked as a schizophrenic who completely changes their demeanor on a moment's notice, would have felt when seeing Austin turn heel and join up with McMahon. It had to be the biggest "what the fuck" moment imaginable. And what makes it even dumber was that Austin was still super-hot as a face at the time. He wasn't stale in my opinion because that year-long absence had made him fresh again, and during the buildup to WM17, it was Rock who was booed during their feud. Not to mention the fact that they turned him heel in the absolute worst venue possible, a 70,000 seat stadium in his home state where the crowd was solidly behind him and his dastardly, nefarious stolen win got him one of the biggest pops I've ever heard. There was still a lot of steam left in an Austin/HHH feud, but instead that feud was pushed to the backburner and then due to circumstances beyond WWE's control, never ended up resuming. Even if WWE didn't see any top heels on the horizon beyond HHH for a face champion Austin, they still purchased WCW a week before Mania. There were a whole bunch of WCW guys they could have programmed against Austin like Booker, DDP, Flair (had they signed him during the Invasion) and so on. Anyway, everyone points to the poor booking of the Invasion as WWE's biggest failure during 2001 but I think it was the Austin heel turn.

I suspect if there ever is a reunion of the classic lineup, Sorum will be there instead of Adler. Too bad Sorum is a fucking monumental douchebag. You think Robin Finck is better than Slash?

Hey, up until last month the dude was running this site. Have some respect!

You've never explained why you won't just call it "Wii".

IT'S NOT "THE NINTENDO"