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A few points here: 1) Marney didn't deserve to be banned. 2) Some may feel that Marney was making the CE folder worse. This is false. The CE folder is, was, and will always be awful. It could not get any worse. Marney does, however, make it more fun. 3) This is not that last time that she will be banned and unbanned. 4) Nobody takes message boards as seriously as Cancer Marney. Even ForumPro, and he cares a lot. For someone who has the president on speed-dial you'd think she'd realize how inconsequential these forum warz are.

Bump for newfound relevance.

I was theneocon. Oh that's brilliant.

I am proud to be one of four people ever banned at the Pit.

Nice outfit, Aliza. Clarissa Darling would be proud.

Why are you calling everyone "boy"? Are you a slave owner? The Undertaker? Ellen Foley in "Paradise by the Dashboard Light"? If Cancer Marney has such a problem with the Weighted Abortion Companion Cube, she should head on up to New Haven with a handful of cleverly-worded signs and protest in the grand tradition of Our Founding Fathers.

I wouldn't suggest Zelda or Metroid to someone who hasn't played games in years.

Hardly. Now the hypothetical deaths of innocent children are just a joke, something to be used to generate "outrage" in order to draw attention to some disgusting piece of "art" celebrating murder? Yeah, that's so much fucking better. Hey, I'd rather have a Friday the 13th movie than see 15 actual teenagers die, "Firestarter." Celebrate life!

By my math only about 2.5 billion would fit.

I for one approve of the name change feature.

My favorite teen actress, Andrea Bowen, does the voice of Aerith in this game. She totally melts my ice-cold heart.

I think they get shit on because before there were 5000 bands that sounded like Pearl Jam, they were Pearl Jam imitator #1. And once you get that tag as a ripoff, it's hard to get rid of it. I liked "Interstate Love Song". Other than that they never impressed me much.

Corey Lazarus is a man, he's 40.

Hey, look, he's not a professional. Don't blame him for making a mistake.

The Milky backlash was swift but not unexpected.

This. I did really like the Crue when I was 13, and now I just find them kind of annoying. But this is a lot better than the last time they tried to go back to the hair metal sound in 2000, since they're trying to sound like they did on Shout at the Devil rather than Girls, Girls, Girls. And it's also better than that post-grunge ballad they did a few years back when they first reunited.

Hi ForumPro, I'm TheSmartMarks.com. I named myself after a popular message board I frequent. I was just wondering, if I were to start a new message board of my own, what elements would you suggest I include? I figure since you are such a proponent of forums, you might have some advice.

Also, Kreese

I'm sure they were able to pick it up for a couple of bucks at the Data East intellectual property garage sale. I wonder how much BurgerTime went for.

Oh shit son. Cam Chaos came to this thread to fight.

Just as long as the Edge gargoyle stays.

I'M GONNA USE YOU AND ABUSE YOU I GOTTA KNOW WHAT'S IN-SIDE GONNA USE YOU AND ABUSE YOU I GOTTA KNOW WHAT'S IN SIDE YOU

Also from when I was 11, this was absolutely mind-blowing. Before Manson became the most overexposed dude in music in '97-'98, I thought this video was the coolest thing I had ever seen. In April/May '96, I used to watch MTV's 7:30 video countdown every night just to see this. That part where he goes "some of them want to be a-BUUUUUUUUUSED!" and the lead guitar comes in was an early transcendent musical experience for young SJK. Best cover ever. God, I wish 1996 never ended.

When Prince Paul and Leena manage to purchase Mike's share of the board, that's when they'll take TheSmartMarks under.