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P.S. I always took Kinetic for a member of the "too cool for wrestling" crowd.

he's workin u doggyyyyyyyyyy

I don't think anyone really thought Aguilera was unstable or crazy, just a giant attention whore. I'm sure her slutty image circa 2002 was cause for concern on the part of some people, but really she was just trying to seem more "adult". Britney on the other hand is such a colossal fuck-up that it really makes me think there should be some laws governing who is and isn't allowed to breed.

Not unless he's a bankruptcy mark.

I don't know where this "OJ hired a killer" theory you're always talking about comes from. OJ's blood was all over the crime scene. The entire case against him was based on that evidence. If you're going to believe that he didn't do it himself, you might as well believe that he wasn't involved at all.

What happened?

There's something about this image that I find hilarious. It's like in Wayne's World when they do their first national show and the big sign comes down and the cheesy theme song starts playing. Although this seems dumbfounding, the fact that Mike McKenzie someone purchased a domain name for this while using identical content to my own TSMpedia suggests that the person behind it thought that they could turn Smarkipedia into a profitable venture. I apologize to the poster "Smarkipedia" if he or she feels I am personally insulting them. There's just something strange about all this.....

Hilariously smarkipedia.com has now become overrun with spam. http://smarkipedia.com/index.php?title=Special:Recentchanges Great idea, The McKenzie Group (allegedly)! But I will always remember a time when the dream was alive, pure intentions before the tragic end. Thankfully the lower-profile TSMPedia is immune to this kind of attention. http://tsmpedia.wiki-site.com/index.php/Main_Page

Man, there's something really creepy about clicking a Myspace link to something called "Grade 9 sluts". Thanks, Matt Young!

The pack-in for the Wii Zapper will be "Link's Crossbow Training". Even Zelda is getting the mini-game treatment on Wii!

Well that's the way the Grammys do it too. "New" means "came to prominence in the past year" or something. Holy fuck was this show bad.

What's the deal with this High School Musical thing that's so popular these days? I figure you would know because you seem to like that sort of thing and probably own, or at least have downloaded, the soundtrack. I like you Bob.

I haven't made a "HEY _______" thread in so long. I just haven't had sufficient cause. Man these forums are boring now.

But he had 5 star classics! Anyone who won the Wrestling Observer's Best Technical Wrestler award FIVE times can't be a bad person. He just snapped, that's all. Much like Sean Shannon once said of Jose Gonzales, who he thought was named Victor Quinones, the murder was just a one-time thing. Well, a two-time thing in Benoit's case, but you know what I mean. Shit happens, OK?

I'd say Guerrero was more of a face since he never murdered his family. I'm sorry.

Not with only 99.2 percent positive feedback they can't. I for one would never purchase from Beaniekids!

Are you implying that the McKenzie Group was behind the attempted appropriation of TSMPedia's intellectual property? Those are pretty serious allegations Slayer, you don't want to say that shit without proof. Dudes' reputations are made on this stuff.

I figure this is the appropriate place for this (NSFW): http://thesuperficial.com/2007/09/vanessa_...nude_somewh.php EDIT: I suppose I should put a "NSFW" warning on this link. Even though technically it's not a link to nudity, it's a link to a link to nudity. I for one never understood the whole "not safe for work" thing. I mean, are we to assume that employers are fully accepting of their workers browsing the fine TheSmartMarks Forums but only draw the line when it comes to pornographic content? And even if we are just taking into account the possibility that someone else may see the image when they are passing by and have their suspicions aroused, aren't most other images "not safe for work" in that regard? I mean, if you walked by someone's computer and saw an image of CM Punk posing with the ECW belt, wouldn't you think that person wasn't working to their full capacity? And yet nobody would think to put a warning on such an image. But seriously, still, don't look at porn during work. But also, don't look at TSM. Ever. You'll be a better person, I swear. P.S. I watched and enjoyed both High School Musicals. Because I'm a moron. P.P.S. I hope this doesn't get Ms. Hudgens into trouble with the Disney organization. She's a lovely girl.

In stark contrast to their prior output, the one song Pinsky sings on Under the Blacklight is actually the best song on the album. I like this album. Especially the Des'ree sounding track which ends it. I sense great things in the future for this band as they ditch any semblance of credibility and make a likely futile bid for the mainstream.

EDIT: Never mind.

Hotbutter got banned because he said "nigger" and Mole got all butthurt about it. And I guess I understand where Mole was coming from, but I still miss Mr. Spoontoaster. He was my biggest fan here, and he liked Desperate Housewives.

I never realized just how horrible this song is until I was listening to UYI2 this summer and oh man, Jesus it is one awful song.

Hm, and apparently the GG Allin song "Anal Cunt" was named after the band and not the other way around. Interesting. I used to think that Anal Cunt was just a really lame, immature gimmick, because, I figured, these dudes are in their thirties, this shit just isn't that funny anymore. But once I found out that Putnam was a huge smackhead, it gave their music a new layer of subtext that makes it hilarious all over again.

The work Nintendo did to replace the Kawasaki references in Wave Race probably took a few hours. Removing all the WCW content from Revenge would be so much work that it wouldn't be worth it.

When I saw Meat Loaf (yeah, that's right) a couple of weeks ago they just scanned the barcode on the piece of paper. It really wouldn't make much sense to check for ID. I mean, what if, say, your brother bought the ticket for you as a gift using his credit card? I'm sure you will be fine.