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Britney was seen going into a hotel last night with Criss Angel, the MIIIIIINNDFREEEEEEAK. Sucks for him.

Didn't he come back as Phenom?

More like apparently easier to create 'cause you don't have to make a 3D model amirite?

The midget didn't appear until like the 9th chapter. So clearly you are wrong.

Many key members of the Castlevania Bloodlines team also worked on Contra: Hard Corps, Rocket Knight Adventures and the Sega CD port of Snatcher--basically all of Konami's quality Sega output right there. Contrary to popular belief, they aren't the pre-Treasure Treasure. Yaiman and Nami, the lead programmers for Treasure, were the main programmers on Contra 3 and Castlevania IV instead. zis there any known reason why Treasure chose to work with the Genesis rather than SNES? You'd figure that they would have stuck with the hardware they knew best; did Sega just get to them first?

Finally the hardwired volume controls come in handy.

There's no explaining Haggar's ass-length ponytail in that game.

Don't forget Castlevania: Bloodlines. I would guess that Konami releasing a modified port of Turtles in Time was less due to hardware limitations and more due to trying to trick buyers into thinking it was a different game.

Are you familiar with FL Studio? It's the best of its kind that is free.

Didn't Milky say once that he voted for Bush? Soooo Dave, what are your thoughts on the works of Jim Steinman?

Apparently there is also a new Metroid Prime 3 preview channel that you can download in Wii Ware.

http://www.gamasutra.com/view/feature/1542...dia_how_pr_.php Check out this article on the role of PR in the games business.

No, it's three.

Are newer models of the 360 better protected against the red ring deal? And if so, how would I be able to tell if the version I am buying is one of the safe versions?

That's a really good one. Me fucking the 13 year old and all that came from that was pretty bad. But I will try to give you an original one. You should go into detail about this, especially with regards to the "all that came from that". Are you a registered sex offender, Milky?

I love that indignant Kotaku post: "What gives, Nintendo? Freeloaders have been around for years, legally, and have been of great comfort to both importers of Japanese titles and PAL users fucked over by a dawdling release schedule. If this breakage was accidental, fix it. If it was not accidental, this is not cool. Fix it." Yeah, fixing an unlicensed product that Nintendo surely would rather didn't exist. I'm sure they'll get right on that.

I wish I had gone to the Van Hagar reunion tour of '04. I think I will miss this one.

It's Terry Bozzio. He was in Missing Persons. I'm sure he doesn't view Korn as a huge step down. I mean Steve Vai played with Zappa, and he joined Whitesnake. Just because you happened to at one time be a sideman for a critically acclaimed artist doesn't mean you have a free pass to ride that wave for the rest of your life. You have to pay the bills somehow.

Actually, Czech, that was a subliminal_animal quote. I'm very disappointed at the lack of attention paid to this thread. Didn't this folder get like two pages out of the most recent Linkin Park thread?

Oh my god if this leads to a WWE appearance by Maury Povich I will become WWE's biggest fan ever.

92. No Saturn football game during the '95 holiday season. Sega had a lot of success with NFL games on the Genesis, first with Joe Montana, then Deion Sanders. So you would assume they would have followed this up with a football game of their own for their new system during its first holiday season in the U.S. But Sega saw no need to do this, ostensibly because there were two NFL games coming for Saturn that year: EA's Madden, the biggest football franchise in video games, and Acclaim's less-regarded NFL Quarterback Club. Surely they would pick up the slack for Sega! Oh shit, wait. EA decided that the Saturn and Playstation versions of Madden '96 weren't good enough and didn't release them. Then, Acclaim pushed NFL QBC into early '96. So Sega had no football game for current and prospective Saturn owners. Well actually, that isn't entirely accurate. There was one football game available for Saturn: QUARTERBACK ATTACK! The FMV football game! For those looking to see a little bit of Night Trap/Sewer Shark/Double Switch injected into their gridiron action! Sony had their own football game, NFL Gameday. It sold pretty well. I'm not going to say that the lack of a good football game was THE thing that killed Sega that holiday season. I'd definitely say it hurt them bad.

Oh man, I just thought of another one: 90. Long before Nintendo and the N64 made launching with two games fashionable, Sega had two launch titles ready for the Mega Drive's October 1988 Japan launch: Super Thunder Blade, a port of a Master System game released a scant three months earlier, and Space Harrier 2, a more-of-the-same sequel featuring the choppiest scaling you will ever see. No wonder that system was such a flop in Japan. I think the Japanese launch of the Saturn only had like two games, but one of them was Virtua Fighter and that sold a lot in Japan so I won't criticize them too much for that.

Shut the fuck up.

How dare he be upset about the numerous injuries he has acquired working for them that he has to pay for himself. That's not HONORABLE!

http://www.joystiq.com/2007/08/02/grand-th...o-fiscal-q2-08/ DELAYED!