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I didn't know her. I mean I didn't even know who she was until my friends were like "Hey, some girl who lives upstairs is on facialabuse.com." And they told me that they had watched the video in the room of some other dudes I didn't know, and wasn't just gonna knock on some guy's door and be all "Hey I hear you have a video of that girl who loves down the hall taking some cumshots to the face, can I see it??" I did see some of the pictures on the site of her face decorated with jizz, but I had no emotional attachment to it. She moved out the next semester. I guess she knew everyone else knew and couldn't take the embarrassment.

Dude in my sophomore year there was a girl who lived upstairs in my dorm who was on facialabuse.com. I did not see her video but I heard it was pretty nasty. I myself am not a gigantic fan of seeing girls covered with semen. Ewww.

I'm sure it being easy doesn't make it any less fucking terrible. But it sold like 2 million copies for Konami, so I can't hate.

Well my mom was able to quit by getting pregnant And my dad was able to quit by having a stroke I wouldn't recommend either method

Zangief is shedding a tear right now.

I banned this stupid gimmick for sucking. Anyone else want to get banned? As an admin, I have the power to do such things. Thread CLOSED.

Look, I'm sick of this bullshit thread. You guys have no fucking idea how much work Mike puts into this site and it's fucking stupid that you guys make fun of him and his company like this. The old regime may have stood for this, but I'm an admin now and I won't. Czech Republic is suspended for two weeks for this shitfest of a thread. Anyone else want to join him? Don't try me. Thread CLOSED.

King, if you have a problem with being warned, PM a mod. There's no need for this topic. Thread CLOSED.

As an admin here at TheSmartMarks.com Forums, I am sick of seeing such inane bullshit topics clogging up this board. I'm locking this topic and next time Hoff pulls a stunt like this, I'm banning him. Run along assholes, have your fun elsewhere. Thread CLOSED.

OK, everybody, you've had your fun. Thread CLOSED.

I suggest reserving it for moments when someone says something really stupid or strange, inspiring a "what the fuck?" type reaction. Just imagine Special K making a post one day where he was all "BanKy is a motherifuucker. But I still lov ehim. Banky Bankyu!!". Then imagine him actually making such a statement in real life. Imagine the stunned silence that would result. And that would be a perfect time for Hoff to swoop in with an *elephant noise* to lighten up the mood!

Yes, Bruiser_Brody_, I also played the Goldust theme straight, every last second of it, from beginning to end!

One of my favorite WWF themes. I love you Goldust!

Still LOL'ing at Czech catching feelings from Star Ocean.

First: Did you come for the sound? Did you come from miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllleees around? Last: Voyage to somewhere, All inside of a thought

Oooh, a toliet bath. Sounds classy!

You'll find his name a few times in the results at thehistoryofwwe.com, probably early to mid-90's.

Today's VC lineup: Punch-Out Bonk's Revenge Shitty Genesis Virtua Fighter 2

Oooh, I like that Primetime Thursday theme from Bill Conti. Kind of reminiscent of his opening theme from The Karate Kid, plus a little bit of the Zelda: Ocarina of Time Hyrule Field theme. That second one sounds like Cinemax softcore porn music.

Why would anyone be surprised that she's not in the Hall of Fame? She's like, 35. I'm not going to pretend that WWE's HOF has credibility or anything but they're not going to put someone that young in there.

Raz thinks the dude's name is Bill Crosby.

Man, I'll defend the Spaghetti Incident 'til the fucking end...though I definitely understand why so many people hate it.

I don't know any Zappa lyrics.

Did Andre's music rock? I don't remember correctly.