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Here's an allegedly real leaked Gamestop list of upcoming Wii games. Now it's obviously a partial list so I don't want any of you to be all WAA WAA THERE'S NO SMASH BROTHERS OR MARIO GALAXY ON THAT LIST THAT MEANS THEY WONT BE OUT THIS YEAR because then that would mean you believe that Nintendo isn't releasing any new games for the last half of the year and then you'd be STUPID. And for good measure, a list of DS games. Oooh, Assassin's Creed for DS. Watch me talk like a gaming journalist. "Ubisoft's new IP will be released in multiple SKUs!" How'd ya like that?

You see, this sort of thing wouldn't work for Czech.

Just like everybody else does

I am huuuuman and I need to be loved

They're no New Order, I'll tell ya that.

Bad, but not the worst AC/DC cover. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FONt47Z0KZg...ted&search=

He is now known as "DynamiteChris". Despite being banned six months ago. It's nice that TSM's new management fulfills name change requests for long-banned posters.

Yeah but he's probably the richest gay guy in the US.

Really....... I was just in a Gamestop a couple of hours ago and checking out their N64 section. I wouldn't pay $5 for WCW Backstage Assault but for $1.25 I might. MIGHT.

Does anybody have the Blue Blazer's theme?

Resident Evil Umbrella Chronicles is an on-rails shooter. Shoulda fuckin' known.

Remember the night when Kane lost his mask when they showed him backstage and the screen dissolved into what we (I guess) were supposed to assume was a flashback in Kane's mind to the night he debuted?

Buy me an Xbox 360.

Eric, just watch this and see. The water level is near the end of the video.

The more I see of Super Paper Mario the more I think it's going to be really incredible. There's a space shooter level!

I can't even begin to tell you how much it hurts that you don't love us anymore. And then you had Inc lie to us. You and your "broken hand"!! How could you??!!

Today's VC games: Starfox 64 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1 Dragon's Curse Not a bad selection, but TMNT is the first NES game on the VC to cost 600 points as opposed to 500.

You're supposed to say things that aren't true on April Fools' Day.

Wrestling Observer Notes for 3/26 Batista will be writing an autobiography. Wow. Kane might be out for several months after Wrestlemania because of a knee injury. Ric Flair is kind of disappointed that his originally planned Wrestlemania match with Carlito was canceled. Apparently he believes that this is his penultimate Wrestlemania and wanted to be on the show. On a side note, and I didn't read this in the Observer, but Dave said this on his radio show this week, Flair is scheduled to go into the HOF next year. WWE wants Shocker. Shocker isn't sure about it because he didn't like TNA, but he has always wanted to wrestle for WWE. However, if he was to wrestle for them they would have to book him through CMLL and Dave doesn't think that WWE will be down with that. As of now, it is considered unlikely that Vickie Guerrero will be the new Smackdown GM. In fact, Dave says she might not be on TV much longer. Chris Masters, who you will remember is like 24, is getting hairplugs. LOL BALDO Deuce and Domino. Remember when it kind of looked like they were getting a big push? Well they aren't anymore. They'll still be around but there are no plans to push them. So that sexy model Christine LeMaster turned down the WWE contract offer. From what Dave wrote, I honestly can't tell if that means the deal has fallen through or if they just haven't agreed to terms yet. As usual, I must suggest wrestlingobserver.com and subscribing to this wonderful newsletter, a must for any serious fan of grappling! Don't just say thanks, comment on the newzzzzzz!

Dragon's Curse (the TurboGrafx version of Wonder Boy 3) is apparently going to be one of Monday's VC games.

Well, that clip should end the speculation of the game coming to Wii. I guess. I mean it's obviously all CG. But still, you know.

I don't think any white person could use "real talk" in a non-ironic manner and not come off as a humongous tool.

Like if in the GNR thread you had written "Chinese Democracy won't turn a profit. AND THAT'S REAL TALK!" then I think your arguments would have held a lot more weight with me.

I find adding "And that's REAL TALK!" at the end of an affirmative statement really increases the power of that statement.

Inc, do you use the phrase "real talk" a lot? I've been successful over the last few weeks at getting some of my friends to adopt it into their regular vernacular, but I have a long way to go.