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So is Romance of the Three Kingdoms 4 the only VC release today?

Anyone ever notice that the chord progression in the Zelda theme is very similar to that of the classic song "Por una cabeza" AKA the tango song from True Lies, Scent of a Woman and many other movies? Especially if you listen to the Majora's Mask version, because they are in the same key. COMPARE: Oh man, I hope this doesn't mean Koji Kondo is some sort of ripoff artist. Still, TSM's big gamers (AndrewTS, I'm lookin' at you!), I want you to alert Joystiq, Kotaku, and all the other top gaming blogs about this and hope this story gains traction.

You mean you really need to ship them to Sensei John Kreese's house FOR FREE!

HOLY SHIT DUDES ARE PAYING LIKE 83 BUCKS ON EBAY FOR A VIRTUAL BOY WITH FUCKING GALATIC PINBALL. ARRRRRRGGGHHHHH

I saw a Virtual Boy in a local CD store about 3 years ago. It was either $25 or $35 and came with Mario's Tennis and Mario Clash. I was going to buy it, but then I saw the Zelda Ocarina of Time Master Quest disc for Gamecube and decided to pick that up instead. Well I'm not even that good at Ocarina of Time the normal way. What made me think I would be better on a harder version?!?!???? And the next time I went to the store, it was gone! I AM SUCH A DUMBASS. I LOVE MARIO CLASH. I HAVE NEVER SEEN A VIRTUAL BOY SINCE. AND I DON'T BUY STUFF ONLINE.

The thing is,VF2 Genesis isn't so horribly ad that it's laughable or anything. It's just that in the early days of the series, the main appeal of VF was the mere fact that is was 3D, and without that, what is there?

Excellent.

Sega announced three new games for VC: Alex Kidd in the Enchanted Castle. The second best Alex Kidd game. Wonder Boy in Monster World. That's the one everyone loves, right? And Virtua Fighter 2: The Shitty Genesis Port. Yay.

"Feel the Night" is my favorite song from KK1. I can never find any MP3s of Karate Kid soundtrack music and I sure as hell am not buying it.

oh fuck yeah

Falls just under the 100 dollar limit.

It's no "Dames on the Shield".

Nude pics of Bob Barron.

Holy shit it's Hard Gay.

That's some incredibly flawed logic.

Well, when I was 7, after learning the term in a book about Martin Luther King, I referred to my older brother as a "little nigger". He laughed and my mom told me what it meant. Good thing I found that out early.

You know, this is really dangerous for Sony. It's not simply the fact that big games like DMC4 are being ported to 360. It's that it doesn't make any financial sense for a company to produce a title exclusively for PS3. Sony's big advantage was always that they had the most games. Through having the most games, they also had the largest share of the best games. (Not to say that quantity always equals quality, but when you have all the top publishers producing their "A" titles for your system, you're going to have the best games.) But without that advantage, they are screwed.

This "robrabies" gent's posts are littered with profanities, and WP never swore. I don't believe it's him.

Orton is expected to be the last guy in the MITB match. Mistico will not be joining WWE. He is still under contract with CMLL but he didn't tell anyone that until John Laurinaitis made him a contract offer. So, he'll be staying in mexico for a while. Ricky Steamboat came to a deal with his ex-wife so he can use that name again. WWE has been negotiating with Chris Jericho about him returning on Raw in September. The 2008 Royal Rumble is expected to be at MSG. Wrestlemania 24 will probably be held in Orlando at the TD Waterhouse Arena. Lawler isn't so happy about being inducted into the HOF. He thinks that you shouldn't be in a hall of fame until you retire, and Kevin Dunn turned down his request that Lance Russell induct him. Also, he really wanted to go to an Indians game on the 31st, but now he can't. WWE wanted Jim Carrey to induct him, but Jim turned it down. So now, WWE wants William Shatner to do the induction. Dustin and Cody Runnels will be inducting their dad into the HOF. Rene Dupree has been suspended and he might be fired. Backstage, people are comparing Batista to the Ultimate Warrior. He is resented because of his lack of love for the business and his not paying enough dues. However, HHH is still a big supporter of Batista because he made Dave a star. No DX vs Orton/Edge feud is planned for when HHH returns. HHH feels that this feud should occur but Vince believes that it will be impossible to keep Orton and Edge hot as a team for that long. So Orton and Edge are supposed to be splitting up and feuding within the next few months. Edge also has been pushing to NOT feud with HHH. WWE 24/7 has 35,000 subscribers on a monthly basis, which Dave notes is pretty low. Don't just say thanks, comment! wrestlingobserver.com You really should subscribe!

I vote Czech.

Don't expect to see JBL wrestling this Monday. He still can't wrestle and he doesn't really want to either, although Vince would like JBL to come back. It is believed by people who know Mistico that he could get out of his CMLL contract and go to WWE. Mysterio is really pushing for them to sign him because Mistico reminds him of a younger version of himself. If Mistico does come in, Stephanie wants to unmask him and give him a new name because she wants Rey to be the only masked luchador they have. Speaking of Rey, he should be back in May. The feud in ECW between the New Breed and the Originals will likely end at Wrestlemania with the new guys winning. Dave makes it sound like Sabu and Sandman might not be around in WWE for long. Dreamer may be kept because he's friends with Shane McMahon and he may get his old job as #2 talent relations dude back since people don't like the job Mike Bucci is doing. ONS was moved from the Hammerstein Ballroom to Jacksonville because WWE was afraid of the fans goin' all smark and doing negative chants, as they have been known to do. HOF News: Steve Austin will induct JR. Don Muraco might induct Mr. Fuji Afa and Sika will be inducted by their respective sons, Samu and Rosey. Presumably RavishingRickRudo will have a reason to watch the HOF ceremony to hear Rosey's deep, powerful voice. (There's an aside which won't make much sense when this post is inevitably copied and pasted to the sohh.com forums and other rasslin' boards!) However, he will have to watch it on wwe.com because it's not likely to be on USA. WWE has HIRED former ECW personality Sign Guy Dudley as an agent booking arenas. (I initially wrote fired, which was a typo. Sorry.) WWE has signed a new model from the Hawaiian Tropics agency named Christine LeMaster. Here's her MySpace: www.myspace.com/christinelemaster Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. I would suggest that if you want all the best in rasslin' and MMA news, go to wrestlingobserver.com to find out how to subscribe to the Wrestling Observer newsletter. Seriously, it is totally worth it. Don't just say thanks, comment on the news. C'mon c'mon!

Oh, well Dave didn't say that they were going to be gone, like, immediately after Wrestlemania. He said that if RVD doesn't re-sign, then probably none of the "ECW originals" will be on WWE television by the end of this summer.

Tenay. He and Dave are budz.

Czech & BL

No, it's really not.