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Sadly the second search result on Google is Kotz's "Does Sensei John Kreese Lose?" thread.

I don't post like him at all! Except maybe putting periods at the ends of questions sometimes but a lot of people do that here!

After months of watching it rise up the ranks, my user profile is now the number one search result for "Sensei John Kreese" on Google. I feel so proud.

12/27: TNA won't be paying for wrestlers' hotel rooms or rental cars anymore. This is bad for a lot of the lower-card guys who only make $300 per show. Sucks to be them. Agents Shane Douglas and Simon Diamond weren't at the last taping because Jeff Jarrett isn't happy with the TNA agents' work and he wants to send a message, or something. Johnny Swinger was given an agent tryout at the tapings. Jim Cornette is working with talent on interviews and angles, but he's not involved with the writing. Leticia, the new interview girl, is well-liked because she went on the 'net after she was hired and learned a lot about wrestling. 1/1: Turning Point probably did half the buys that Genesis did, in large part due to the fact that it was number four of five straight Sunday night PPVs. TNA totally wasted the second Joe/Angle match on this show but nothing else would have done any better numbers TNA originally wanted to do Lockdown in St. Louis and have Pierzynski and Eckstein involved but since baseball has already started by then it's not feasible. Plus, the building they were looking at in St. Louis won't allow blood and you can't have Lockdown without blood! So anything involving those two baseball players will happen at the February PPV in Orlando. The whole Nash Paparazzi Challenge angle is leading to the finals at the January PPV in which there will be three judges, one of which will be BOB BACKLUND. And Disco Inferno will be another. Spike TV has a relationship with an anti-smoking organization and that's why Ron Killings is talking about quitting smoking on Impact lately.

Oh, and I forgot to mention, TNA refused to help pay for Konnan's hip replacement or kidney surgery. Originally, they were supposed to pay half for the hip replacement but now they say they can't afford it.

I'm proud that my Observer notes have been copied and pasted by one of the hip-hop fans at the sohh.com forums. The influence of SJK spreads!~~~~~~~

In spirit only.

Sorry, I didn't realize that hadn't been posted here yet. WWE.com had a cartoon called "Mr. McMahon's Ass" that apparently was a total ripoff of a Cartoon Network show called "Assy McGee". So the creators of that show are suing WWE because of it and there's pretty much no way WWE can win. Michael Cole is the head of WWE.com and he's the one who authorized the whole thing so he's got a lot of heat right now.

So are stores NOT getting Wii shipments on Sunday? Because that Wii Seeker site used to say that Wal-Mart and Best Buy would have them in on Sunday the 31st and now it doesn't say that......but there are people on the CheapAssGamer forums saying that Best Buy got some in today, and..........aargh I still don't have one!

Dave says Cro Cop will be at tomorrow's PPV and he's facing Eddie Sanchez at the 2/3 UFC show. EDIT: Well, actually, he doesn't say he's coming to the PPV, only that he's "coming to Vegas" but I took that to mean he'll be at the show.

Movie theatre employees, I'm tired of your fucking power trip.

Was Leena's lie claiming she is Ortonsault?

Here's a question: Has an American game EVER become a big hit in Japan? I'm trying to think of one and I'm failing. EDIT: OK, Hudson's port of Lode Runner sold a million copies on the Famicom two decades ago. I really don't think that counts.

Surprisingly, Pokemon Battle Revolution has only sold 125,000 copies in Japan during its two weeks of release. Pokemon is still a huge deal over there (the new games for DS have sold 4.3 million copies in three months) but for whatever reason it's not selling big on Wii. By comparison, Wii Sports and Wii Play have both sold almost half a million. Granted, they had a two week lead, but still..........it's Pokemon. In Japan! Big deal? Maybe not.

"Nigga We Be Smoking Blunts" "The Asian Chick From Gilmore Girls" "Buddence Lembeck" All of these could have been good

NO I HAVEN'T

I could have done without seeing this gimmick return.

I'm going to assume that MMX did not intend the statements made in his song to be interpreted this way.

I'd remember it if it had happened to anyone else, too.

urbandictionary.com tells me: 1. bottom boy When two guys are fucking, you guessed it, the one on the bottom. Did you see that weak guy at the gym, he was grunting like a bottom boy. 2. bottom boy Synonym for uke. The cute one in a yaoi relationship. EEEEEEEE!!! Bottom boys are so adorable! 3. bottom boy a male who experiences feelings of sexual excitement/delight when he sees/imagines an ass Ed is a real bottom boy...other men's bottoms, that is.

I believe this is only the third Pit banning ever. The first was in the J*Wing days when Incandenza joined as "Blood Sister: One Tough Nun" and was banned for making fun of MikeSC, which was quickly overturned. The other was my "theneocon" account.

Well yeah. And they couldn't come to terms on a new deal.

I'm pretty sure he has wrestled since then, but not much.

Steiner had a contract dispute with TNA and he's gone. JJ is just off TV for a while because they think he's overexposed. He'll be back as a face soon enough.

Anyone know when the next big Wii shipment will be out?