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was coming. Shit, I'm getting predictable. Well, I knew someone was going to. I considered it myself. You just seemed like the kind who would. If you hadn't, many others would have jumped at the chance, trust me.

Meltzer is the person of record on pro wrestling. Generally his facts are spot-on. Him saying that Montreal was a shoot would pretty much confirm it. It's some of his opinions that are a little bit wacky.

I saw this: Last Post Nov 28 2006, 05:50 PM In: You're all nasty bastards. By: Muggy Bogues Somehow, I knew this: was coming.

It's been a week, Mike. None of my suggested changes have been made. That jazzy MIDI file that plays in the background has to go. Nothing wrong with having sound in the background of the page, but not a MIDI, dude.

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...3183&st=100

Tremendous heel turn by Art tonight. Well, he already was a heel, but they had you doubting that he actually was a bad dude. But not now. He's a predator ontheloooooose! Somebody call Dateline! And Orson's wife is still alive. I saw that coming. Since Hotbutter got banned, I look forward to this getting no replies.

I thought that Flair/Hogan finish was done to turn Flair heel (since, you know, Flair's the crazy president who does what he wants so he can cheat and win a first blood match by pinfall).

When I first logged on to the board tonight and I saw that there was a recent update to the "Banned Posters List", I was afraid that it was Barron being banned for this thread. Luckily, that is not the case.

I changed my mind. THREAD OPEN.

OK everyone, you've had your fun. THREAD CLOSED

I suspect the EODM probably only took the opening slot as a joke, so they could say "LOL were opening for axl rose. he weighs 400 pounds now."* But really, I don't care how much Axl wants to remain "relevant" in 2006. He's drawing a hair metal crowd. Those people aren't going to go for a band like that. *Axl Rose is clearly not fat. But half of the reviews you'll read of the shows on this current tour describe him as fat, as though the reviewer chose to base their description of Axl's appearance on his performance at the 2002 VMA's and not the concert they actually attended.

AXL TALKS GREASY 'BOUT THE EAGLES OF DEATH METAL: http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermo...ewsitemID=62746

I was wondering why Bob had not appeared in this thread. Now I know that he's been SUSPENDED! How dare ye.

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Two amazing music videos: Journey - "Chain Reaction"

Here are the latest (well, actually they're probably the first, I'm not sure) Wii Famitsu scores, courtesy of the-magicbox.com, just in case any of you were interested: # The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (Nintendo): 9, 10, 9, 10 - (38/40) # Caduceus Z: 2-tsu no Chou Shittou (Atlus): 8, 9, 8, 7 - (32/40) # Crayon Shin-Chan: Saikyou Kazoku Kasukabe King Wii (Banpresto): 7, 8, 7, 6 - (28/40) # Elebits (Konami): 8, 8, 8, 8 - (32/40) # Ennichi no Tatsujin (Bandai Namco): 7, 7, 7, 6 - (27/40) # Kororinpa (Hudson): 6, 6, 6, 6 - (24/40) # Necro-Nesia (Spike): 8, 7, 6, 7 - (28/40) # Odoru Made in Wario (Nintendo): 8, 9, 8, 9 - (34/40) # Red Steel (Ubisoft): 8, 9, 9, 8 - (34/40) # SD Gundam: Scad Hammers (Hudson): 8, 8, 9, 8 - (33/40) # Swing Golf Pangya (Tecmo): 8, 7, 7, 7 - (29/40) # Tamagotchi no Pika Pika Daitouryou (Bandao Namco): 7, 7, 7, 5 - (26/40) # Wing Island (Hudwon): 5, 6, 6, 5 - (22/40) They love themselves some Red Steel!

I think it just stands out in the midst of all the simple language used in the rest of the writing. I don't know. 'Round here we don't say "tithing" very much. Besides which, the phrase "tithing 10%" is redundant because the word "tithing" denotes the giving of ten percent to a church. Oh and Mike, I forgot to mention the last sentence of the last paragraph. It uses a quote but fails to mention who the quote came from (I would assume it comes from you but since we're supposed to be assuming that someone other than you is writing this, you need to denote these things). Also, when you use a quote within a quote, i.e. your use of "the next level", you should use single quotes. "....take the existing company to the 'next level'". Also, there's no real need to put "next level" in quotes, unless you were making finger-quotes when you said it and feel that excluding them from the full quote would be dishonest. Also, in your "Projects" section, there is no need to place a hyphen between "pop" and "culture". Furthermore, the site's design is inconsistent (a bewildered college girl might be moved to call it "random") in that the history section features very clunky text scrolling while the "Refernces" section features text which scrolls smoothly (and, inexplicably, slightly to the upper right).

OK Mike, I'm going to try to help you out here: 1) Avoid using terms like "junky", it looks unprofessional. 2) No need to include the numerical representation of the word in parentheses, and in cases where you would the number come AFTER the word. 3) The use of the word "tithing" comes across as gratuitous use of an uncommon word so as to make yourself appear smart than others. 4) Avoid all caps and exclamation points, it comes across as the written equivalent of shouting. 5) Avoid exclamation points - see above. 6) Inappropriate comma placement. 7) Awkward and ungrammatical sentence fragment. 8) Incomplete sentence. 9) Avoid using ellipses. 10) Why is "God" in quotes? 11) Typographical error. 12) Capitalize the "t".

Didn't he put being a member of the Smarks Wrestling federation on his resume? I seem to remember it included some e-fed reference.

Hey Mike, the "History" section of your website is absolutely horrible. I'm not saying that to flame, I'm saying it because there is at least one error in every sentence. If I was a business owner and I saw that, I would be extremely reluctant to hire your consulting firm.

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Thanks a lot Mole, you just banned my biggest fan. Now it's back to nobody here liking me.

Anyone want to summarize the History of WCW stuff? My subscription just expired and I probably won't be able to get a new one for at least another month.

The man next to Reggie is the first person in New York to buy a Wii, Isaiah Triforce Johnson, who legally changed his name to include a Zelda reference. He waited outside the Toys 'R Us store in Times Square for a week and is wearing a Power Glove on his right hand.

I read one review which called it "as long as the NES controller and half as wide". Is that correct? Because that would be pretty damn small.