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I'm going to resurrect this thread!! Great episode tonight. Goodbye, Alex from Saved by the Bell: The College Years. You look damn good for 40. You'll be missed. Goodbye, Jackie from Roseanne. You were a little too creepy for my liking. Stick to wacky comedy.

How dare you say that, Hotbutter. I can't believe you would ever allege such a thing. Bob Barron isn't a celebrity.

So I'm reading the Wikipedia article listing cases of age fabrication, and it says that Lilian Garcia is actually 40, graduating from high school in 1984 and college in 1988.

I would like to suggest Flair and Piper vs Cryme Tyme tomorrow night. That would be great.

You've got to be shitting me. I shit you not. Who the fuck is left for them to wrestle? Shouldn't HHH be manuevering to get himself back into singles so he can be in the WM23 main event?

I knew someone was going to make a wrestling joke.

I don't see why he would. If they didn't want him and he doesn't need them........

That gossip site "The A-List" said that Bryan Adams is gay. I hope it isn't true!

"Who?????????"

This picture is really funny to me for some reason.

How do you have so much money, Paul?

Oh wait, I'm sorry, I got that Inc quote wrong. It was actually "Kotzenjunge, you fucking ROCK~!"

Incandenza's always been good, except maybe back in TSM's early days when he used to post stuff like "OMG Kotzenjuge you f'n rule!" And Paul was only good when he was Birds in the Hotel except he wasn't really good I just thought it was funny that there was a poster called "Birds in the Hotel". If in fact that was you, which I think it was, but I'm not sure. But why would you want to spend the money to buy this site? Shouldn't you spend that money on your daughter, Paul? There's more important things than TheSmartMarks Forums, even though you seem to not know this since you've been banned numerous times and keep coming back. While I admire your persistence, I can't help but think your time would be better served in non internet-related pursuits. G'day!

OK this whole shit with WWE's hatred of Savage is getting really weird. I try not to believe in wacky DVDVR-sleaze thread rumors but even Meltzer said a few months ago on WOL that he was starting to think there might be some validity to the Savage/Steph rumor because he couldn't imagine why they're so resistant to working with him when they've brought back, or tried to bring back, almost every other big name they've had.

Hey Jay Bower, didn't you used to be a mod on this board or something?

They obviously haven't revealed all the characters. This game probably won't be out for a year. Wi-Fi play wouldn't surprise me although nothing is definite. FAKE EDIT: Actually, didn't Satoru Iwata say at E3 2005 that he wanted online Smash Bros. at launch? Obviously that ship has sailed but it is an indication that the game will be online.

Well, not initially. The music in that video was Renegade's theme (although I'm pretty sure he had a different theme before that which was even more Warrior-like, but I'm not sure). But the Marvelous Marc Mero music was great. WCW used it as the theme for the Halloween Havoc '96 control center.

If you spend $50 instead of $300 and don't get to use the wacky motion sensing remote, you're a fool!

70 HOURS! Jesus. I'll be getting this for the Cube. I'm sure the Wii version will be slightly more fun but I enjoy playing Zelda "the normal way" just fine and I just can't justify getting a Wii at this stage when there's only one game that I want and it's going to be on another system that I already have.

Desperado Joe Gomez had such straight hair. What a great man.

no trust me hunters torn quad it is real it is very very real

"Mad World" by Gary Jules. It a Tears for Fears cover from the Donnie Darko soundtrack.

The waves are poundin' on the sand tonight I want to take your hand and make it feel so right I know I'm ready and I'll never be like this again And the sky is trembling and the moon is pale We're on the edge of forever and we're never gonna fail I know you're ready and we're running on the back of the wind And my body is burning like a naked wire I wanna turn on the juice, I wanna fall in the fire I'm gonna drown in the ocean in a bottomless sea I'm gonna give you what I'm hoping you'll be giving to me And when the waves are poundin' on the sand tonight I wanna take your hand and make it feel so right I know I'm ready and I'll never be like this again Now the sky is trembling and the moon is pale We're on the edge of forever and we're never gonna fail How hard, how hard, how hard do I gotta try (I want all of your love) Surf's up (I need it so bad), Surf's up (I need it so bad) Surf's up and so am I (I gotta give you some love) Surf's up and so am I

It doesn't even really make sense. You'd get the same ratings out of his first match being a squash.

All that shit is tired. If they want to make fun of WWE they should make fun of Carlito and Torrie's "You could wear something nice" "What?" "You could give me some advice" dialogue from Raw. That is worse than Full House.