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Oh i see what you did there

OK really now no messin' no bullshit. Who are you? I can't take the TSM Man of Mystery gimmick from anyone let alone a hard boarder like yourself. So TWO QUESTIONS 1) How did you ever find this board? Back in '04 I don't think you could even see the board if you weren't logged in and that would mean anyone joining probably would have been specifically looking for a wrestling board, right? BUT I know you're far too smart to have ever been a fan of wrestling which makes you, yes, smarter than EVERYONE who has ever posted here except maybe pbone cuz I don't think he ever liked it either BUT THE POINT IS this board was super heavy on wrestling in 2004 and while there were some even back then like Inc who had given up the ghost of fake fighting fandom I don't know why anyone would join here back then just to talk about indie rock but then again maybe you didn't find it to your liking, at least not at first, because... 2) OK, so then you took two years off? Make a handful of posts, disappear for two years and come back full of personality, opinions and disdain for most of the TSM populace? Well that's just unheard of around here and I doubt it's been done at many other boards if ever! Did you just lose interest in the board, only to check it out on a whim a couple of years later and decide that hey, maybe this place isn't so bad. Or could it be that you realized your posting wasn't up to snuff and take a many-month sabbatical watching and learning, honing your posting skills by acquiring the noticeable traits of many other established posters at this board and finally re-emerging with that almost-too-good-for-this-board attitude that makes all the younglings of this board aspire to be like you? Or could it just be that you're subliminal_animal No definitely not he's gone and not coming back I need to quit fooling myself. But I'm sure you were watching just a little because you knew Czech once was sylvan_grenier and who remembers that? Few, BtB, few. So REAL TALK yes REAL TALK Byron no evasion, no jokes about "Smart Darks" and no 50 pages from your Advanced European Lit class. We here at TSM want truth and nothingbutthetruthsohelpyegods. We won't think any less of you if it's just some mundane tale of Googling "Surfer Rosa" and stumbling upon the board but goddammit you gotta tell us because if not we're never going to believe you're a real person and not a figment of our collective imagination. HEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY

That's the last time Czech promises not to ban someone without finding out who they are first!

"You just won a big screen HDTV, what are you gonna do with your old one?" "Well, Matt, I'm going to sell it online." "Should give it to your grandmother...shows what kind of man you are, won't buy your grandmother a TV. Next item up for bid is...a NINTENDO."

I'll remember this.

I don't know, how do YOU PEOPLE like your evening network newscast at 5:30? You're supposed to watch that shit while you're eating dinner!

10 a.m. Pffffftttttt... Dumb Central time zone. I hope you realize you've been watching shows at the wrong time your entire life.

Oh, England, you're the only country with celebs lamer than ours.

That Hercules & Love Affair song sounds like a Bloodhound Gang beat with a tranny chanteuse singing over it FUUUUUUUUUCK YOU Pitchfork.

I mean, I'd do him, for sure. But post like him? All he talks about is indie rock!

You won once, didn't you? SONNED Shit, I suppose you're right... now if only we could get together and hold the "Banky Memorial Pick a Fucking Login Name and Stick With it" Tournament, the "Had to Borrow Other Posters Personalities to Establish Themselves" Tournament and the "Wasted Far Too Much Time on a Bad Video to Make Fun of Bob Barron" Tournament, then maybe you could finally pick up your own board hardware Slayer can't take a joke. Are you STILL on that Inc thing?

You won once, didn't you? SONNED

What about the DS game? Is it running at a double-digit framerate yet?

How could they get rid of the Disney connection? Wouldn't it just be an FF7 game then? I hope Andrea Bowen's voice is in this game.

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=68058

Dames was trying to delete the posters with zero posts or who hadn't posted in a year. He ended up deleting everybody. Early this year, VX tried to do the same thing. He, too, ended up deleting everybody.

No "Madagascar."

Who ARE you?

more like king hippo amirite

Oh, Battlenuts is back! Swell.

Hold up this isn't Hotbutter Spoontoaster is it?

Leena doesn't try to hide her identity.

WP would never use the word "shit" in his sig.