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Jericho is too good for wrestling?

Who do we have left besides Edge and Kane? HBK and a bunch of tag team crap, I guess.

A remember thinking several years ago that if I took over WCW, I would give Meng a Barry White/Marvin Gaye gimmick. Finally WWE has realized the potential of such a character.

I remember a while back there was a report on the internet that WWE required all its wrestlers to tan before they went on TV. Perhaps Kane was catching up in his dressing room.

This is the best thing since Snitsky's heyday. Who knew after 12 years, this guy would finally prove his worth.

Holy shit, he is doing a Barry White gimmick.

I don't know guys, this is pretty hot.

Hip swivel!

Yes!

Pinfall.

Now I'm right!

Close enough.

I bet Bischoff will come out and stop this.

Who are they trying to fool billing Tajiri as being 206?

I'm convinced that "heshers" as described above do not actually exist and they are just a mythical breed created in the minds of indie-rock elitists searching for another group they can look down upon. I mean, nobody could possibly meet all of those requirements. So I have shoulder-length hair (not a mullet), I listen to Metallica but not AC/DC or Jackyl, I wear Nikes, I drive a '97 Neon, and I own a GnR Use Your Illusion I shirt. Do I fit into that group?

It is my goal to one day take a laptop to the tri-state border, and post at TSM in New York, New Jersey, and Pennsylvania simultaneously.

I have only posted from my house or my dorm room. However, I did once consider posting here from my job at a library, but I ruled against it.

I was part of the old Rantsylvania board in mid-2000. I've been part of every incarnation of this forum.

The author's name is Will Parrish. I got that from the altwrestling.net archives here: http://web.archive.org/web/20020310014929/...ltwrestling.net It seems that none of the links on that site work, but the front page is still there.

This is the Raw I was talking about: WWF @ Long Island, NY - Nassau Coliseum - May 8, 2000 Raw is War: WWF Tag Team Champions Edge & Christian defeated the Acolytes via disqualification at 3:33 when Bradshaw hit Edge with the ring bell; the Big Bossman & Bull Buchanon attacked the Acolytes after the match WWF IC Champion Chris Jericho defeated Kurt Angle via submission with the Walls of Jericho at 5:35 WWF European Champion Eddie Guerrero (w/ Chyna) pinned the Godfather with a missile dropkick at 2:26 after D-Lo Brown interfered The Dudley Boyz defeated Test, Albert, & Gerald Brisco in a handicap tables match at 4:37 following the 3D on Test through a table; after the match, X-Pac, Road Dogg, and Tori attacked the Dudleyz, with Brisco putting Bubba Ray through a table WWF IC Champion Chris Jericho defeated the Big Show (w/ Shane McMahon) via count-out at 3:19 when Show chased Shane backstage after finding out Shane was trying to brainwash him Too Cool defeated the Big Bossman & Bull Buchanon at 4:01 following Grandmaster Sexay's Hip Hop Drop on Bossman behind the referee's back; the Acolytes made the save for Too Cool after the match Matt & Jeff Hardy defeated Perry Saturn & Dean Malenko at 3:25 following the Swanton on Malenko after Saturn accidentally hit his partner; after the match, Saturn and Malenko began brawling - despite Eddie Guerrero and Chyna trying to break it up Rikishi defeated Pat Patterson via disqualification at 1:43 when X-Pac & the Road Dogg interfered and used a chair; Too Cool made the save after the match Chris Benoit defeated WWF IC Champion Chris Jericho with the Crippler Crossface to win the title at 7:08 when the special troubleshooting referee - Triple H - stopped the match even though Jericho never tapped out; Too Cool, Rikishi, the Dudleyz, and the Big Show fended off DX and saved Jericho after the match

Yeah, that was the first Raw all year where Rock didn't wrestle. It was the week after Backlash (not the day after, but the next week) that he was off shooting The Mummy Returns. By the way, what did everyone think about that Raw? That was the one where Jericho wrestled three times in one night, losing the IC title to Benoit at the end. That was another one that everyone on the net at the time said was going to elevate Jericho, but it turned out not to do much for him in the long run.

I was just wondering, was there any truth to the rumor that HBK got in a fight with Tommy Lee at Wrestlemania XI over Pamela?

I was thinking about this Raw a few weeks ago, and it occured to me that a full five years later, both guys are in the exact same spots on the roster, with virtually no alterations in their characters. That's not to say that HHH should be lower on the card, or Jericho should be higher, regardless of my personal feelings, but the fact that both guys haven't changed at all, and that before WM when HHH was champ they could have done the exact same angle, made me realize just how stale WWE really is.

Roadblock in Rolling Stone?

Someone explain that joke to me.