AndrewTS

It looks like I'm going to be playing some RPGs for a little while. I picked up and am enjoying a PS1 game called Koudelka...which I just found out is the first game in the Shadow Hearts series. It's an odd game with it's RPG/RE-style play mechanics, but it's very cool. However, it is very slow to play without PS2 fast loading on. I picked up Final Fantasy Chronicles again. My battery in my CT SNES cart died out, and after a several year reprieve, I'm ready to get my Trigger on again. Plus, I found a little game called Valkyrie Profile for the low, low price of 50 bucks at EB games. If I hate it I can always sell it.

Holding down the jump button longer makes you jump higher. And yeah, once you jump over the ledge grab the morph ball.

A Hurricanrana is business-exposing, period.

Allegedly John Morris was born in 1895, which would make him at least 44/45 at the beginning of WW2. However, Julius was 55 in Aria/56 in Dawn, and was still pretty damn powerful. So while it's possible, John isn't drawn to really look that age. They also look quite different, but a total redesign of a character's look isn't unheard of in CV (see: Alucard, Trevor, Dracula himself, etc). "Didn't Dawn of Sorrow just come out on the DS?" Late 2005. Konami has rather steadily been releasing one every year. I say bring 'em on.

When I heard it didn't get critic screenings I knew what to expect.

Capcom.com just says " June 2006"

Play had a preview for this in a recent issue. It's supposed to be arcade-perfect as possible, except for resolution issues (it won't be pixel perfect, but big whoop). Once the games boot up, they never load. However, it is an arcade collection. None of the home options (like arranged soundtracks or world tour) are included. Alpha 3 will not have the character added to the handheld such as Maki, Eagle, etc. It's expected all the Alpha 3 Upper characters are in, because it seems that is the game being ported. They couldn't confirm it, however. They made a big to-do about how everything feels perfect gameplay-wise, with slight lag in input like previous console versions.

There isn't enough soup/cereal talk for you, Curry?

BTW, the original game is GH now and available for 20 bucks new.

The Akira anime licks balls, but it was a huge ass manga that got shoved into a relatively short movie. You should look into the Berserk anime.

Since it has to do with Randy Orton, people have to keep themselves entertained.

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showuser=3049 Swish! This is true. Plus, they have bitchin' pasta. I can go load up a plate with whatever pasta I want, and add either marinara, alfredo sauce, or even better--a mix of the two. Leena is a glorified troll who claims to have tits.

Just....Japanese artists tend to not like leaving in pencil lines, from what I've seen. But I could well be wrong, since someone said they found them on a Japanese site. BL: Bigger than me, apparently. MMoM: I had thought so originally, but now I don't think so. I had gotten mixed up because there was something similar to it on a Japanese site; I believe ChrisM was looking for Molly pics, and found a Generico anime-ish fan art of Molly... It was on a Japanese fan page, and on that same page there was...bishonen Taker and Kane. Bishonen = long haired sissy boy; looks like a girl and has little/no muscle mass. So, think of Taker and Kane in the above style, but without the wider hips and sans breasts, and there you go. I don't have the link though--they looked utterly hilarious, though. Back on topic (somewhat), I found this article somewhat amusing--it's old, though: http://www.onlineonslaught.com/columns/lund/20031211.shtml

Not titillating, but hilarious:

First one is pretty cheap these days. I played through a pretty good portion of it, so if you have questions about it, feel free to ask. Crypto, the main character of the first game, is from a long line of Furon clones...his brother was sent to earth on a DNA-retrieving mission. The Furons lost the ability to sexually reproduce, so they have to use cloning. The gene pool has gotten pretty thin as a result. Long in the past, their race bred with humans so humans have samples of the alien DNA. You get it from their brains, and often that involves things such as shooting a probe up humans' asses and making their heads explode. My fave part was controlling the UFO and lighting up a countryside with the death ray. However, as you started getting into the more dangerous urban areas, before you knew it, if you drew the slightest bit of attention you'd have army guys all over you. You had a host of telekinetic abilities, such as levitating objects, disguising yourself with a holo-image, and controlling humans' minds. There's a drive in theater which shows a scene from Plan 9 from Outer Space, too. Grant Albrecht, as Crypto, does a neat Jack Nicholson impression for his voice.

TEH GAY is passed down through a gene? ...wait...something isn't adding up here...

It's being developed by High Voltage Software.... They're to blame for the recent Leisure Suit Larry game, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Hunter: The Reckoning, and Duel Masters. In other words, licensed crap.

The newer FF character designs have mostly been extremely terrible. Why does the FFXII chick seem compelled to touch her nose? Is she taking a sobriety test? And is that supposed to be a skirt around her hips? Did anyone play the demo? When I rented DQVIII they didn't include the demo (was on a separate disc). God, DQVIII is dull. It's funny that the commercial was pushing that game on the basis that "well, Japan likes it." http://simplyff.free.fr/FF12/artworks/artworks.php3 Does this game take place in some alternate reality where your essential organs are stored in your legs? They seem to be all about armoring those legs, but the torso? Apparently it's not so important.

Hair's a little off too, but it could easily pass as anime Orton with a little work, as you said. Also....just looking at it, I think that's not Japanese, it looks more like something American, but I can't quite put my finger on it The site it was from was in Japanese, so I assume a Japanese person produced it. Apparently Chris still has the link to that site, too.

The stupidity of most Randy Orton fans know no borders. Poser Randy

Manga chick Randy

I loved Team America, but yeah--this episode sucked, and I knew it would suck when I heard about the preview. Matt...Trey...none of your audience watches Oprah. I can't imagine it would be very funny if we did. And Towlie has never been funny.

With the screenwriting talents of Paul W.S. "Michael Bay is my idol" Anderson, the acting talents of Milla "Ultraviolet" Jovavich, and the directing talent of the man who brought you Highlander 2: The Quickening, you know this is a can't-miss prospect. I hear in this one Milla rips off Goku's head and shoves it up his ***.

The link on the Prime article that goes to the Fahrenheit article is bad, so here's the right one: http://sardius.team-coti.com/reviews/segac...nheit/index.htm dailyxplanet seems to have liked the Prime article.

Licensed superhero game + early 90s + CD format + sub-"Zelda on CDi" level animated cutscenes + Spencer Neilson-produced BUTT-rock = http://sardius.team-coti.com/reviews/segacd/spiderman.htm