AndrewTS

"A very perverse playground..." That's a funny mental image.

Lilian's gotten over being dumped by Viscera, it seems.

Yes. However, I'm convinced WWE doesn't see anything in his future any greater than he's doing now. He might, might get a token title reign, but not much more than that.

He's not that bad. But he's not very good. He's just Edge. You forgot that Orton isn't on Raw anymore either.

HBK's Shatner-esque delivery hasn't changed as a heel.

"...thunder..." ,Lips?

Edge = midcarder for life

No, but his evil nemesis could be Sid. "Whose that ridin' on the plaaaain? Whose lost count of the wives he's slaaain?"

Less Lita would be good too.

Aw damn, not Grisham. We want Maria!

That was a dumb metaphor.

Well, that doesn't mean much. "Chris Masters is here to show us the new state quarters!" *new graphic*

Sorry, I think that was a mistake.

WWE needs to bring in Barry Darsow as Kerwin's golf buddy or instructor. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think he's passed on.

Jericho should have quoted Chuck D (see Music folder).

LOL HEZ A SPIC PR3T3NDING TO B3 WiTE!

The Boogeyman IS the evil force from Evil Dead!

Why are they giving each other "Dusty Rhodes trash talking?"

Summer: She's not enough of a whore for this competition.

"Eliminate...?" That's a big word for them.

*senses Striker stealing the medals*

*Mrs. Fields chocolate chip cookie*

Actually, I take that back--when you remember all of the licensed games we've been getting lately, they're still quite common today. Rise of Sin Tzu, the new Fan 4 game (damn if that commercial isn't insulting my intelligence), State of Emergency (I forgot about it since I didn't play it), and others. I don't think I'd add the hack n' slashers, though. Not sure how similar they really are. But yeah, it seems like the most of the genre's sum total of achievements in 3D have been "add the ability to upgrade." Although I liked the Dynamite games' (Die Hard Arcade/Dynamite Cop) cinematic approach, multiple paths, interactivity, VF-style controls, and button-prompt sequences. I hear lots of people diss the games, but I don't know why. There's no less than 5 new beat 'em ups in the works (The Warriors, MK Shaolin Monks, Beat Down: Fists of Vengeance, Final Fight: Street Wise, the unnamed game that the Alien Hominid people are doing), so it'll be interesting to see how the hell they make them worth playing today. I fear it may come at the expense of making them quick and accessible, though.

I don't have room for a console that has about 3 games I'd still want to play, though. Both Lunars being better on PS1 really knocks the SCD's lineup for a loop. There are still gems out there, but to actually get a hold of them you need to camp out on Ebay and get really lucky. Besides Sonic, which games do you have that are worth it, BTW? You should be ashamed of using that sort of language around here, though. We discuss things like civil adults here. We're not animals like you CE people. 1up is one of the best, although they're still far from perfect. However, the feedback forums are populated with some of the biggest idiots this side of IMDb.

Mutant League was brought up when EA locked down NFL exclusively--EA owns the series, so we'd likely only see if they felt like making a distinctly arcade-style/violent football game and didn't think it would hurt Madden's sales. The company/game name escapes me, but there's a company making a football game that'll be filled with bikini models and fluff video footage. That's about as close to an "alternative" as well get for now, I guess.