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"She's out cold" But she's still making faces and whimpering.

If you're not going to have anybody actually blade, don't have them fake bleed. Of course, back of the head, yah--but Victoria shouldn't have to sneak attack *and* use a weapon for the non-wrestler chick.

On a similar note, why didn't Kane ignite a wall of fire to block Edge and Lita's exit? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Kane loses his powers as a face and becomes a giant pussy.

Brian Gewirtz: OMG I pWn3d TEH INTARWEB!!!111 *fap fap*

Gee. Wow. Kane. Who hasn't meant crap in over 6 years.

If you bought that Matt was going to show, you're a gullible mofo.

"They got us again." Speak for yourself, dumbass.

I don't get it..? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Billy + Chuck was a "commitment ceremony." "You may now ***ty**** the bride."

"Commitment to each other" Lita IS a man!

SD has JBL already.

No instrumental version of Edge's theme? I guess this won't even be good in a crappy way.

It ended Nash's career...in WWE...after that mini-feud with Jericho...

"Guarantees you'll be less of a man than when you entered." So what's HHH now? A transexual?

"Actual Divas in Diva Search may be signficantly less attractive than shown in preview video package."

"Sexually suggestive physical animations" When's Mark Henry due back?

Viscera steals the Baldo Bomb.

WWE writer: *lightbulb* Oh yeah, we have another fat guy on the roster! Let's dig out that Dean guy!

Naw, I like Carlito, still. Just kinda..."meh" booking decision.

*Raises hand* I'm either gullible or made the mistake of giving WWE too much credit.

"You thought Orton was overpushed and undeserving? You ain't seen nothing yet!"

WTF?!

Hosses have a tendency to get injured, have people forget about them, and magically appear on the other show. It does seem unusual for this to happen so shortly after pairing CCC up with Morgan, though. They might do some trades and Raw gets Morgan later. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If Christian goes to Smackdown they can just trade Tomko for him. Hoss for Hoss basically. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Or just have Tomko go with CCC and X takes Morgan. "Give me a beat, Matt." "N-n-n-negatory!"

Well he did beat Cena in his first match. Other than that no. Doesn't matter though, Carlito's best assest is his skills on the mike. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Carlito's an Ass-ist?

Hosses have a tendency to get injured, have people forget about them, and magically appear on the other show. It does seem unusual for this to happen so shortly after pairing CCC up with Morgan, though. They might do some trades and Raw gets Morgan later.

Credit to JR/King for trying to put over Carlito in a big way, even if even to us he's just "that funny guy with big hair who looks about 14."