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    OAO Raw Thread (6-20-05): Angle v. Some Big Guy

    ...well, all of the rumors were wrong.
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    OAO Raw Thread (6-20-05): Angle v. Some Big Guy

    SB has been IC champ longer than Orton was?
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    OAO Raw Thread (6-20-05): Angle v. Some Big Guy

    "99% of women don't like men who wear leather pants. Which works out great, because 100% of men who wear leather pants don't like women."
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    OAO Raw Thread (6-20-05): Angle v. Some Big Guy

    "Asshole American" completely bleeped out? Wha?
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    OAO Raw Thread (6-20-05): Angle v. Some Big Guy

    How do you mispronounce 'Cena'? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Zima? Xena? Sheena? Tina?
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    OAO Raw Thread (6-20-05): Angle v. Some Big Guy

    "I also learned when you screw up spots on Raw, they stay screwed"
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    Batman SE DVDs coming

    I'll just say that it sounds like you're *vulgar term for guano* insane, and leave it at that. Ooh, a pun! I'm a great villain now! And I thought the last 1/2 hour of Returns was utter crap and it was a mess overall, too. I might give SE Forever a rental, since it might make more sense and be a better movie.
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    Saddam friendly, loves Doritos

    Or at least a reality show <{POST_SNAPBACK}> A deposed dictator who cleans obsessively while dispensing fatherly advice? Not really sounding like a reality show. I'm thinking more like Oz meets Full House. Trey and Matt could handle it, and maybe have the guy who played W in "That's My Bush" drop in now and then.
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    Bad Games That You Love

    Those are *really awful* screen shots for 2CD, though. These ones are better: http://www.flyingomelette.com/reviews/gen/tcdudes.html It doesn't look too bad for a Genesis game, but they'd still look like mongoloid Village People rejects regardless.
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    The One and Only Batman Begins thread

    If I'm able to I will--I missed some things people were mentioning. You should get that checked out. Sounds serious. Am I the only one who simply doesn't see Robin working as a serious character in a live action film?
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    Saddam friendly, loves Doritos

    Saddam seems to want to get his own ABC sitcom sometime in the future.
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    Batman SE DVDs coming

    That's the biggest problem fans have. *His* vision. The 60's show/movie, stupid as it tended to be, was pretty close to how the comics were at the time, but that's not the case for B&R. And Burt Ward was still better than O'Donnell. I couldn't buy a young man who looked about 23 crying hysterically over his family's death and needing a guardian. Come on, don't insult our intelligence (okay, deck chairs/Titanic in regards to B&R, but still). At least have him get loaded, take cheap shots at Batman and become Nightwing right away if you're not going to honor the tone of the comics. Ward I could at least buy as still being a minor.
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    Bad Games That You Love

    Typically the best of the bad ones are side scrolling beat 'em ups. Awful A.I., goofy character designs, 80's out the wazoo, boring and repetitious gameplay--that's the stuff! And when it comes to that, I immediately think of Two Crude Dudes for Genesis. As far as I know, it's an arcade translation of the sequel to the infamous Bad Dudes. That's not to say it's as good as Bad Dudes, or has nearly as much charm. You can tackle it 1-player, or, naturally, get a friend to control your other Dude, but they look almost exactly alike. Both are hulking brutes with dark sunglasses, a mohawk, a vest with no shirt underneath, boots, jeans, and kneepads (?!). The Dudes are surprisingly spry, able to jump kick and climb as well as they can HEAVE CARS OVER THEIR HEADS and chuck them at their enemies. Ninjas don't kidnap the president--rather, we're in some post-apocalyptic city crawling with biker punks, freaks, mutants, and the occasional pack of ninjas. It's a good thing you're such a FREAKIN HUGE target. All the 80's cliches, the soda pop chugging, the amusing weapons, goofy/weird bosses, etc. add up to make a beat 'em up spectacular in its awfulness.
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    The One and Only Batman Begins thread

    http://www.superdickery.com/seduction/6.html ?
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    Sabu to meet vince on Monday !

    Good moveset but spotty as hell. Plus, early on he was quite sloppy. It wasn't until he trimmed down and dropped the goofier character that he got more interesting to watch. His TV matches were always extremely short, though. And of course Styles was joking. WWE doesn't care about Dean/Nova one way or the other. However, don't forget that the WWE-created Simon Dean character is inherently superior to any of the Nova characters, because it's a WWE creation.
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    OAO Raw Thread (6-20-05): Angle v. Some Big Guy

    "Eric Bischoff has already acquired John Cena"
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    OAO Raw Thread (6-20-05): Angle v. Some Big Guy

    I don't think it's happened on TV, at least. IIRC Angle was still a heel when Batista was on SD (also a heel), and Batista didn't have any major programs wrestling, so I doubt it. So not too sure how they'll mesh, but I'm not expecting anything spectacular. They never stated if the title was on the line, but nothing says it is so I'll assume non-title. I guess it's a tease that *maybe* it will end clean, but I'm trained to expect HHH, HBK, or both of them to run in. Raw pretty much has everybody of merit on SD at this point, except for JBL. So it'll probably be some midcarder and hopefully SD gets somebody decent. Draft guess: Raw gets Torrie and SD gets Kane, who presumably will crash the wedding. Unless Matt comes back, there's no other point to doing it.
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    Weekend Box Office Report

    Mandy Moore is pretty much the only one of the pop stars who consistently takes a wide variety of roles. I want that skin-eating serial killer movie with her, though. *checks Rottentomatoes* Wow, critics not being kind to TPM at all....
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    Why must they always do this to Jericho . . .

    That's a lie, Angle-plex. They remixed his music about 3 times! Plus he's gotten different ring and entrance attire! He wears more purple these days and has more purple in his entrance video. ...seriously though, he's not as bad as the Dudleys, but it's either the whiny heel character or the goofy face character, and WWE isn't going to let him do anything much different than those.
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    "Porn UMDs? We're shocked and appalled

    Well, the PSP has kiddie games like the new Grand Theft Auto coming out for it. (which is honestly probably played by more kids than adults)
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    Why must they always do this to Jericho . . .

    As long as Jericho's barely at the 6' mark, he's going to be playing the whiny Honky heel. I think it's a moot argument anymore, since even Jericho's accepted that he's never going to be more than a upper midcarder, and despite all the "Jericho is bulletproof" claims, I don't feel anybody would ever view him as a legitimate title threat anymore.
  22. (Rare detractor)Because they can't make good new games anymore. (/Rare detractor) (Rare fanboy)Because after the criminally underrated Grabbed by the Ghoulies, they've been pumping their efforts into Kameo and Perfect Dark Zero, and this is just a little bonus in the meantime.(/Rare fanboy)
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    OAO Velocity Thread: 6/18/05

    "Corkscrew Pisscato!" (sic)
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    OAO Velocity Thread: 6/18/05

    The fans count en ingles. Meh.
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    OAO Velocity Thread: 6/18/05

    Psychosis' mask has a bad rug attached to it.
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