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Credible was never *that* bad, but he was atrocious on the mic, and his uber-push was one of the reasons I lost interest in ECW. However, to this day the thing I most remember him for is doing motion capture in the Acclaim WWF games. But yeah, Heyman would hire just about anybody willing to work for him and give them some sort of an angle or character to work with.

"WHY THE FUCK is Maven of all people the 1st option as the guy to push when a 'new star must be pushed'?" Orton's still injured? Well, this pretty much confirms WWE's going to screw this up in a big way. No big shock. "Why is Kevin Dunn allowed to have such a say backstage after he helped to kill WCW and then came up with the infamous "Katie Vick" angle." Because he comes up with ideas that Vince likes. Remember that the Torrie-Dawn-Al angle was all his idea (he loves the useless Diva B.S.), and he's 100% behind "shocking" storylines.

You bastard--I thought this was about Paris, France. Post this bullshit in Gen Chat or something.

"That being said there seems to be a lot of resentment in this thread to the actual divas of the WWE calling them bimbos which is uncalled for." So, what do you call girls who go out in public and shake their tits and asses in a misguided attempt to break into show business? That's all they are, and next to none of them have any interest in the business itself.

"If the diva segment was booed and Victoria got a pop for beating the shit out of them why not make Victoria the face and the divas the heels." Canada doesn't matter, that's why. They'll assume (likely correctly), that the US fans would have booed Victoria for that.

Christian resurrects the crowd.

I thought the correct spelling/pronunciation was "mesmermized?"

Everybody to come aboard the Ho Train?" "Masterlock Challenge!" Oh.

"Well, we've got nothing to lose now. Send out Masters!" When the crowd is dead for Hassan/Batista, I'm sure it will be Dave's fault.

An intense PRE-TAPED interview from the HHHammer, next!

Shelton in entrance video: "Joo have a tiny penis!"

when is the ECW PPV again?

KICK GRISHAM IN THE BALLS!!!

"I guess if you want to claim the US isn't engaging in torture, what they do is send people they want tortured to other countries like Syria." So, you're saying the US is outsourcing its torture? Damn them!

He was on Conan last night with Sandler. He basically sat there and looked huge. From the little bit he spoke it seemed clear that he had limited understanding of English.

*chuckles at the unintentional double-meaning of the show's title* Why do I get the idea that Hogan probably would have been their first choice?

This is probably a stupid question, but what system is this supposed to be for? I can't find anything about it there. I'd assume PS2, though.

I have a very bad feeling about this. Smackdown spoilers- June 2nd: Sharmell over Kurt Angle

"What was this driver thinking? Find out at 10!" They showed the same commercial, but with a different voice-over. Ugh.

On my local news at 10: see a guy get run over by a van! It's all caught on tape!

FINLAY!!!

Jindrak and Akio! I didn't know they still were employed.

Arnold one-liners--good sometimes. Arnold doing cheesy ice puns: uuuugh!

Original Batman was okay. But the last half-hour of Returns was as stupid as anything from Schumacher's Batflicks.

Hey, JBL's been taking notes from HHH.