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So by this reasoning if non-priest-pedophilias would just marry they wouldn't bang kids? And I don't buy the they-can't-marry argument because if I wasn't allowed to have sex with women I wouldn't use alter boys as an alternative when I could just as easily bang some lonely, single chick from my congregation... I personally think priests should be able to marry, but I also agree with this. Seriously, I'd like somebody to find out why it's actually happening. Although they really don't need to change a lot of stuff. I personally don't know a practicing Catholic around my age that believes sex is only for procreation or that it's a sin to use contraceptives. So, I don't think it is deterring many people anyway. Although that may be just Americans. At least the church has come a long way from when my sisters were growing up: they had to hear the masses *in Latin* and naturally had no idea what they were hearing, nor did most of the people going.

In other words, two choices, probably both of them lame?

Less horrible, but kinda "meh"... http://shopzone.wwe.com/Product_detail.asp...ductId=01-06940 Yes, a bland shirt based on a catchphrase that I don't think Jericho has used for maybe 3 years or so. http://shopzone.wwe.com/Product_detail.asp...ductId=01-07027 All I can think of is "needs a comma" and Rick Steiner's short-lived heel character where he implored people to bite him and wore little metal dogs on the shoulders of his jacket. That and "show off, like, how totally rebellious you are with this official WWE t-shirt!" That's really ghey.

It'd be kind of nice to see the ooold WWF title again, which was replaced once Trips got to be "Undisputed" champion. Although Cena basically came out and said that "traditionalists" would hate what he was going to do with it.

This is one of the drawing board concepts only, though, right? Like the Trish "Blow me" shirt?

From 1up.com: Official PSP Sales Sony reveals their own numbers. by Patrick Klepek 04/08/2005 Sony Computer Entertainment America says their PSP hardware sold 500,000 units in its first two days of launch. The launch generated a total of $150 million in sales for the company. Sales into the second week of release reportedly "remained strong," but the company hasn't released official numbers. One million units were shipped to retailers to support the launch. ---------- Not bad for a system with surprisingly little advance advertising (at least as far as I've experienced).

We're all hoping for another company to make a game as bitchin' as No Mercy, because many of us who loved that game likely bought an N64 primarily for the AKI games? And if WM21 was awesome enough, it might make us converts to da Box? I got another No Mercy and I'm playing it on my pimped-out Pikachu N64 I picked up used.

That would be it, yeah. Although if you count his post-Rare makeovers, Donkey Kong Jr. (who's been in all the new DK games from DKC, with the "original," Cranky, retired), he's been flip-flopping from face to heel a lot.

Surprise, surprise... Very thorough list here. I'd post it on here, but the HTML macro doesn't make it too easy to read. Not too thrilled about all those licensed games for DS, though.

Wonderful. You know, I was gonna comment on how unstable the incest thing is, but after reading that, well... The sexual abuse stats in the country are reeeeeeally high, and now I think I'm starting to see a link here. Has anyone else here had to take a survey in college where the highlight of it was opinions on gender and sex? Some of the questions were quite loaded, but there were a lot of questions that make you think "damn, what kind of screwed-up cavemen we got around here that actually think that way?" Stuff like if a girl gets loaded, has spontaneous sex with a guy and passes out, if it's okay to then take advantage of her.

Awesome. It seems like he was practically as a real life PCU and was speaking on behalf of Balls n' Shaft. "You and all the knee-jerk, bleeding-heart liberals, sipping tea and playing patty-cake. And those useless hippie pot-heads, those commie-pinko leftists. The bunny huggers, the pillow biters..." "Whoa! Whoa! Which ones are the pillow biters again?" "The BUTT-PIRATES! And those beastly man-haters, tell those chicks to shave their pits then call me! And those goddamn whiny crybaby minorities, you can keep them all!"

My moronic local UPN affiliate always slips "smackdown" into their stupid teaser commercials. Grrr. Come on, they *can't* be turning Eddy heel *and* having jBL win this thing, right?

Nein!!

I'm sure Vince saw this and is thinking "Michelle needs implants." Too bad. I like her more than the others.

"*All* the Divas?" Don't kid us. There's like a dozen more back there.

It was RENE ****ING DUPREE! They had started it with him interviewing TORRIE! Of course it was doomed.

R&B/hip hop music + flat-assed white girls don't mix.

I wonder if Cena will face Big Scum, Bookscum T, Scum Angle, Rey Mysteriscum, or John Bradscum Leyfield at the next PPV. Have a nice tall glass of shut up juice with a stack of pancake your ass out of here.

"If you don't like me, bite me!"

Cena should have mentioned JBL's steered n' queered up Texas Hardcore Title.

It's not "hip" and "urban" enough. Wednesdays were "get beat on with small appliances" day.

That's what I would do if I became WWE champion. I'd think the wigger would choose a group of Ripper-approved, big-assed black girls, myself. Meh. Different strokes... Him. Not me. I'd take a little from column A and B myself. I guess the necklace isn't a faceplate after all.

That's what I would do if I became WWE champion. I'd think the wigger would choose a group of Ripper-approved, big-assed black girls, myself.

Here's your new champion, jumping into a pile of Asian prostitutes.

Somebody shut Cole the hell up with his "getting hit by" similes. How the hell would he know?