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It would have ruined the surprise, but they should have used Sherri singing the theme for this.

The screenshots out so far look like ass, actually.

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They could induct one of the other Warriors.

Joel prefers barely-legal young Filipino men. Captain Insano + Vagina Man!

"Cowboy" Bob fucking Orton is going to be in the HoF. It means jack. However you read raza's post, it works on some level.

Because OMG SONY ROXXORS DS STNS 4 "DEATH BY SONY" FOR NINCRAPDO! As a previous owner of a Game Gear, I take offense to comparing it to Sony's shoddy hardware. I owned a GG for about 4 years and only got rid of it (sold it) because there were no more good games coming out for it. The SOB went through batteries a hell of a lot though, so that's why I bought a battery pack for it.

How about this? http://www.geocities.com/Magickcanoe7/Jessops/hypsizygus.jpg

Ahem. Next time, learn the facts before opening your big fat yap. You MIGHT look a little less like a fucking idiot. Although I sincerely doubt it. I thought SpongeMike Sweatpants said he would be smarter than the smartest American? And so would the dumbest Canadian..

Two of them, actually. One of them was Street Fighter: The Movie, the Arcade game! Programmed by Strata, the makers of Bloodstorm*! (Or at least Fighter's Misery says so. I'm not certain who the credit--or blame rather--totally goes to.)

"The guys looks like a douche" and punches like one, too.

"Perhaps the same could be said of ALL religions." "Your WORDS are as *empty* as your SOUL. Mankind ILL NEEDS a savior such as you." "What is a MAN? A miserable little pile of *secrets*! BUT ENOUGH TALK, HAVE AT YOU!" I'm sorry, but that rules in its awfulness. Don't forget the ending theme ("I Am the Wind")--WTF was that?! That sounds sorta like Battle Monsters. I think Anya is the one best qualified to come up with the shittiest fighting game of all, though.

"Teddy Long says he's got a treat for Memphis. He says he's got an Elvis impersonator to entertain us. Out comes Carlito Cool trying to sing some Elvis songs. My only question is this: Where's The Honky Tonk Man when you really need him?" On Lawler's shit list, silly spoiler guy. Looks like a pretty bad show overall, with only a few possibly good segments to look forward to.

Why would Hardy want to put aside the fact that "a friend" was fucking his girlfriend? If I found out that one of my co-workers was banging my girlfriend, I'd most assuredly find a way to beat the fuck out of him. So if my company put me and him in a situation where I could "accidentally" stiff him as hard as I could, I would. Why wouldn't Hardy want to fuck Edge up? What, and get arrested for assault. Cheating on your boyfriend, with his friend is low, but it's not a crime. Beating the guy up, is. It's very hard for charges like that to hold up for an incident that occurred in a wrestling match. That's why that shithead Holly likes to stiff people so much in matches.

Okay, fair enough. Most over guy in the company? Eh, well, in the absence of anybody with the presence of a Rock or Austin, I think possible although I have my doubts. Regardless, would NEVER, EVER have happened. However, doesn't Orton have himself partly to blame for the face turn, since supposedly he wanted in it the first place and even recently had been reluctant to turn heel? It's silly to talk about the WWE screwing him if that was the case. Of course, HHH could have talked him into it. It would have been funny to see HHH fighting to keep his bitch Ric, and I believe most people on the board actually expected HHH to be kicked out, not Randy.

Benjamin did amateur wrestling and was a track star, but I don't recall hearing about any football background. Not that J.R. needs somebody to have one as an excuse for talking about football, of course.

I have no problems with this statement for a new guy who may not be making much progress right away, or has had a string of poor matches, if he's just going to be a midcarder. However, not for a guy WWE wants to be a main eventer ready for the spotlight *right now*. He should get better first, not later. I can't see Orton ever being half as good as the Rock. When Rocky still really, really sucked, he was only as high as the Intercontinental Title. Orton is a lot better than Rock was then, but Rock was consistently a hell of a lot more entertaining by the time he'd won his first WWF Title than Orton had been. Whether or not you agree with it, you're trying to use Rock as the one exception while ignoring all the other failures. However, the reason Orton's career resembles Rock's so much is that they *deliberately* tried to follow the same course as Rock, thinking that it was their own brilliant booking that got Rock over, and excepted that same accident to occur again. I'll agree with that. Whoever says he has "the look" makes me question WTF "the look" is actually supposed to be. Is "the look" just a way of saying "tall white male"? The guy doesn't look like a star to me, and he still looks a scrawny, if well-toned, jobber AFAIC.

Better question: why does anybody like Orton?

Is that damning with faint praise or sarcasm? Have you played it and Universal Soldier?

You would be correct. I'm shocked. SC2 and T5 are literally the only recent arcade fighters available for play to me within about a 40 mile radius. It should be easy to find a T5 machine if you aren't totally in the boonies.

Just like the "organic webshooters" and having Mary Jane as the very first girl Parker had a thing for (but still doing the bridge conundrum)? I don't really remember those being complained about too much. I think that comic fans are mostly sensible enough to accept changes being made that make sense and are done well. For example, the costumes in the X movies (except for Damu's complaints), or some of the changes made for the Batman Animated Series.

Actually Anya, I could *swear* that before I gave the issue of GI to a friend, T5 got an 8.75. So you were close. It should have had online play and multi-tiered arenas, damnit! Anyone pick up a Gamepro lately for their T5 review? I wonder if the little cartoon guy thought it was worth bright red, fully-blown and ripped 5.0 cocaine highs across the board. I know a friend who's pretty much sold on it if it lets him makes a Guts (of Berserk fame). He'd be happy just giving him Nightmare's moves if he could pick the Dragon Slayer.

Namco and Sony have been in bed for about 10 years now. No kidding, since they used Sony's hardware for their arcade games, basically. However, SC was the first time they broke away from Sony for a major title. SC2 gave hope of them delivering on other consoles... Now this. Well, at least there's Klonoa Dream Champ Tournament. Jer: Ah yes, Gamepro. Always there to remind you "yeah, Game Informer seems like the drizzling shits, but it could be worse!" SC2 got a 5.0 for Fun Factor too, right? The "create a character" will probably just be an expanded form of the T5 customization. Although it would be funny if they had special movesets you could assign that happened to be Heihachi, Spawn, and Link's.

Something along the lines of "the Green Ascot could not be reached for comment."