AndrewTS

I never got why Lawler wore the caveman-ish one-strap singlet. It works for a giant guy, but not really on a guy his size, IMO. He's a King, which is similar to an emperor, and the one strap plays to a toga, which only went over one shoulder. At least that's my theory about it. Too bad I don't think we ever got a Beefcake/Lawler match then... Huh? Why is that? Emperor...Brutus... AH! I see. ...well, Brutus WAS at WrestleMania 9 at Ceaser's Palace...does that account for anything? Well, he was Mega Maniac at that point, even though they weren't pretending he wasn't Beefcake and even had the scissors. But WWE was too kiddie-friendly then to do a stabbing angle.

They fight crime!

I never got why Lawler wore the caveman-ish one-strap singlet. It works for a giant guy, but not really on a guy his size, IMO. He's a King, which is similar to an emperor, and the one strap plays to a toga, which only went over one shoulder. At least that's my theory about it. Too bad I don't think we ever got a Beefcake/Lawler match then... Huh? Why is that? Emperor...Brutus...

I never got why Lawler wore the caveman-ish one-strap singlet. It works for a giant guy, but not really on a guy his size, IMO. He's a King, which is similar to an emperor, and the one strap plays to a toga, which only went over one shoulder. At least that's my theory about it. Too bad I don't think we ever got a Beefcake/Lawler match then...

I never got why Lawler wore the caveman-ish one-strap singlet. It works for a giant guy, but not really on a guy his size, IMO.

Rey loves his guns.

There wasn't a whole lot of good on SD this year, though.

I kind of preferred the Evil Heel Chest Hair myself.

I kinda hope not. They'd likely sit on their hands for Cruiser matches.

Supposedly Kenzo killed a man before. Elaborate. NOW. I would if I could, that's all I know about it.

"Suddenly, there WAS no trail, no thing called JBL to be found. WWE Champion John Layfield was found alive, at normal size, 50 miles away in a lifeboat in the Atlantic."

Well, he took a risk letting them handle those $500,000 cameras, though.

Supposedly Kenzo killed a man before. No, that was Luther. No, it REALLY WAS Kenzo. Believe it or not, I've come to actually like Kenzo, but he does have a kind of....troubled history. Kenzo does have that craptastic 80's aura around him, although it isn't as strong or entertaining as Snitsky's.

If JBL wrestles, I doubt it, since he seems popular with the troops.

Supposedly Kenzo killed a man before.

Hiroko and Fifi stayed in the US I guess.

G.I. Bro!

Possibilities of run ins for Taker/HReich at RR: 1. JBL 2. Angle 3. Reigns 4. That white guy who teamed with O'Haire in WCW 5. That tall black guy 6, 7. Bashams...

If there is one, expect anywhere between 1 and 10 guys running in to cost Taker the match. That's the finish they ALWAYS use in Casket Matches at the Royal Rumble. WWE has that many midcard + heels on SD? Yes. This isn't RAW, you know. Oh yeah (forgot 50 miscellaneous heel stable members).

If there is one, expect anywhere between 1 and 10 guys running in to cost Taker the match. That's the finish they ALWAYS use in Casket Matches at the Royal Rumble. WWE has that many midcard + heels on SD?

I think Kidman got a CO victory on a recent Velocity, actually.

Brilliant of them to protect that future headliner Heidenreich.

Heidenreich needs more tattoos. Either go all the way or nothing at all. Those little-bitty armband tats look stupid.

Give us a good 'ol fashioned squash, Taker.

You don't know foley. He only wrestles if he gets a Major Payday...He's limiting his matches and he'll be damned if he does a match on a novelty show. Which is why I think he needs a job of doing commentary for Heat. Foley wouldn't stop talking about himself and putting himself over or making aged Al Snow jokes. The world is better off withouth Foley commentating. Let's be glad he does limited WWE stuff and it's mostly promotional and he is serious with ROH. Less dumb ass foley is good. Thanks for reading my mind and posted on my behalf.