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Rudo could, especially if he still had Chavo Sr. to work with.

"Please excuse my son's lack of talent. -Signed Carlito's mother" I beat you to the joke already Y2Jerk--check the SD! thread. I also used "I think he's half Jewish too; I recall him in an interview saying he grew up on matzo ball tacos." Hey, may as well beat the easy jokes to death and save the harder ones for later.

Ah yes--the TSM rules on death threats: It's okay if a) in obvious jest or b) used by a female poster. Since you aren't called Ms. Rant...

Thanks everyone! I'm on broadband on my regular computer now. I got a new hardwired ethernet card, a router, and hardwired the whole shebang together. It's much faster than I'd expect. I may get a new computer, but this will suffice for a while.

Wisdom from a bumper sticker on the back of a pot-smoking hippie's car. Uh-oh; you said hippie. Now KKK will come in here with his hippie-detecting attack dogs. I meant that in the most literal sense. At my campus--I saw a broken down, rusted piece of crap with a ton of bumper stickers slapped on it including that one. Out of it stepped a scraggy, scrawny, messy-haired-and-bearded stereotype come alive that smelled like he lives in a hemp patch. There were crinkled up bags of FunYuns and Hostess cakes on the floor of the guy's back seat.

"But then again, what about a nation like Egypt." There was a news story last night about a terrorist attack in Egypt in which al Quaida was suspected, so perhaps they'd be open to suggestions...

Wisdom from a bumper sticker on the back of a pot-smoking hippie's car.

Has WWE mentioned Eddy it all lately? That accident he supposedly had was just a minor one, right? Is the match with Horshu cancelled (or was that at No Mercy already)? What's up with all that?

If Lesnar comes back, could you require him to grow a mullet and make Christy wear an eyepatch?

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....can black guys get black eyes?

That's close enough. Although I guess PR is still America, but it's like "state? STATE?! SCREW THAT ****! We love our Commonwealth status just fine!!"

Hey, another reason to feud with Rob! It's like the feud made in wrestling heaven! I think Rob's stuff is strictly home grown. HE DOESN'T SUPPORT THE TERRORISTS!

Ah, I see. Yeah, recap the MOTN from SD.

Who is Wes Sims?

How long until "Basic Hugganomics" actually happens? Cena as a heel again would SO work if they make him a completely over-the-top phoney who proudly admits he isn't "keepin' it real."

Who shot up Rudo with markizone? Bashams have jobs still?

Rob: that sig pic is cute and all, but thanks to JR I can't get the thought of George W. Dudley out of my head...

They could have set it up so that Evolution would use it when any two of them had a tag match.

I think he's half-Jewish. I could swear I heard of an interview where he said he grew up on matzo ball tacos. Oh, and Cena jobbing = ratings.

So getting 100% of a certain kind of animal for the constellations is more important than getting a certain number of them? The game does a poor job of explaining that, if that's the case.

The Chain. Jesus Christ, how am I supposed to get over this nickname when you gum-it-up?! Dirty Dick. The Chain. Holla-atcha. ...G.O. was talkin to me? Okay, THE CHAIN, sorry! The logging comment killed me, too. It fell in the category of harmless Bushisms, which came off as silly and down to earth, rather than flat out dumb like "You forgot Poland!" 2 weeks ago. "Internets" will be repeated on late night comedy shows for a few days then be completely forgotten. However, unlike The Chain, he didn't direct anybody to an anti-Bush site by mistake.

...geez. Mike's 3rd new sig pic of the day, but this one is really, really bad. Just...ugh...

Probably when they picked the questions they felt it was appropriate to get some sort of environmental question there. As expected, it ended up less about logging in specific than the environment in general. Rudo never said that.

I think Bush's major losses on issues were imported prescription drugs and the Supreme Court Justice replacement. Kerry's "I have a plan" and fixation on international support were constant annoyances throughout the entire debate, though. Kudos to Bush for losing most of the repetitious nonsense that killed him in the first debate. Bush completely fumbled the opportunity to bring up the Germany/France scandal. That could have easily torpedoed so much of Kerry's "global test" rhetoric, but he didn't speak a word of it, and since next time is domestic, he's lost the chance to use it in any more debates. I'll agree with a good bit of what Rudo said, but while Bush isn't as good a speaker as Chain, when Bush does well like that it means a lot more than when Cheney did. It seemed effortless but unemotional for Cheney. Bush had more fire. And while Kerry is certainly warming up, he still comes off as colder for me. So not a home run by either guy in my opinion, but compared to before tonight's debate, I'm actually liking the two candidates more.