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And somewhere, Randy Savage says "DAMN IT!" I thought for sure it was the foam Hogan head that Sting sent Hogan as a present--the one where Hogan saw and did the open-mouthed human-Muppet reaction that was supposed to be a scream. Nothing else here is even remotely interesting to me.

Ha--look at the mark that thinks WWE is actually going to let fan voting have any influence on the lineup.

"John F. Kerry...?" His initials are JFK?

Lita is dead too?

an American jobber. Yay.

"Remember all these women that were too hot to be nominated, since we had to get plenty of easy eliminations to fill up the lineup?"

"Evolution will put every disbeliever to rest..." Does that mean they'll bore us to sleep?

We're talking REAL baby-back ribs...dripping off the booone...

We bring you back to this footage of Grisham hitchhiking.

"Its been 1995 since HBK had that midcard belt. Really, that's supposed to make you care!"

Yup. Who says WWE is misogynist?

I love how they put Lita in a cervical collar despite there being no way in hell she actually hurt her neck.

"Strictly Commercial" is sort of a greatest hits collection. Maybe start with that one?

I read about the Breakers in GI. It's nice they're there, but meh... It's seems like a treatment that doesn't seem to get at the underlying problem, like giving cough syrup to some one with a cold. None of the gameplay elements they harped about seem too groundbreaking. So sounded like your usual GI over-hyping of high-profile titles. What flaws from DA would you fix? Never played it aside from on a demo before.

The possibility of finally getting an arcade-perfect (save for loading times) MKII interests me, and Total Carnage and NARC kick ass. However, what else might they put on? NBA Jam TE? Rampage World Tour?

They're STILL riding it. Lessee...evil heel authority figure, rebellious face...matches being booked to screw over face, etc.

So, should RRR be *PROUD* he thinks a little like Vince and the "Creative" team? RRR would be a huge improvement, though...I don't think he'd book just to amuse himself.... "Jackie is probably my favorite diva. The best outfits, the hottest IMO and the most enthusiastic at ringside. Some women are just meant to be eye candy and not wrestlers. They should be able to take bumps and get physical but not necessarily work frequent matches. " Jackie should never work a match that doesn't involve pudding or stripping her opponent. Although she's hardly something they needed Tough Enough to find. Say, whatever happened to that coloured girl who won with Jackie?

*agrees with all that* Refreshingly honest post there, Anya. Any word on what the AI is going to be like? That's always been a pretty weak part of the MK games. It's either "reacts instantaneously to using special moves with tons of punishment," "becomes retarded when dealing with attack patterns such as jump kicks and sweeps" or "boss that fights completely unlike a normal characters and cheats its ass off." Any I missed there?

You misunderstood--they'd rather Rampage World Tour be nixed--I'm well aware the first Rampage was on the original collection. However, World Tour is a lot better and I don't see why anyone would *not* want it, aside from already owning one of the console ports. Since I never picked up any of the console ports, I'm glad to have it.

She was there on behalf of his campaign. I don't blame him for Terry McAuliffe being the dumbest SOB on the planet --- but I do blame him for the actions of his campaign people. -=Mike Yeah, but he's lost control of his family. I doubt he knew she WAS in the campaign. His batty wife probably hired her. I'd be afraid if that was my family. So why should he expect us to vote for him to lead the country if he can't even keep his own family from saying stupid shit during an election? You could say similar things about GWB's daughters making fools of themselves. "One of the most liberal..." except not all of the time. Which isn't necessarily bad... Kerry should have resigned from the Senate for his campaign, rather that not show up for most of the voting... Granted, the voting for most minor bills have poorer attendance than Arkansas public schools on the start of hunting season, but it does seems rather disingenuous.

Noble sexually harassing Torrie, before she changed her mind... Sable stalking Torrie. Dawn stalking Torrie. Mark Henry stalking Chyna, various cases of sexual harassment. Tajiri's suspected abusive treatment of Torrie. The implied physical and sexual abuse of Stacy by Steiner and Test. The recent stuff with Kane. Mr. Yamaguchi's attempted genital mutilation (kids love it!) HBK's sexual harassment of Bulldog's wife. D-X's indecent exposure on many occasions, lewd public conduct, etc. Oddly, Val Venis and Godfather probably wouldn't go on there. Venis wouldn't need to harass since the women pretty much gave in right away, and while Godfather was obviously supposed to be doing many illegal things, I don't think they're strictly counted as sex offenses. Yup.

Why the hell not Rampage World Tour? The first one was okay but far inferior to World Tour.

CronoT: Well, at least this time it was somebody else failing to be funny for a change, eh?

Hogan is new? I think you mean "anything really old that I haven't gotten sick of in a while."

No. This means Charlie will be known as Mr. Jackie.