AndrewTS

*puts a DBZ DVD under Masked Man of Mystery's tongue. * Not surprisingly, WWE once again reveals that not only do its writers have a poor grasp of history and geography, but they're also too lazy to do a little bit of research.

Those slackers DESERVE to be poisoned by toxic gas. There's no excuse for arriving at the arena an hour after the show starts. Surely he can come up with a more effective dispersal method than carrying garbage bags filled with poison gas and then poking holes in the bags, though, right?

Hear, hear.

Yeah, that was covered ("indecent proposal" angle). Um, Sable also had that Playboy open in full view of some kids. Wait, the whole Playboy promotion crap is pretty inappropriate, and they've been doing it since 1998 with Sable, right?

Surely his waste doesn't stink, though...

Yup. It was the Japanese Emperor during WW2. Considering Japan is now a very wealthy uber-capitalist nation and a major trading partner with the U.S., I can't see where the hell this possibly can go. That is, except for an odd parody, like as if that Emperor were plucked from history, taken to the present, and it was played off as a Bill and Ted movie. All signs seem to point that it is Kenzo Suzuki, who by reports is mediocre at best and Nathan Jones level "bad" at worst.

Yeah, I agree. I like my hobby. I want good stuff to succed, rather than crap. I'm picky and I don't want to praise a mediocre effort as best game ever. I'm aware of superior products. That's why I say FF VII is the best game ever. That's a non-sequitor if I ever heard one.

Is this directed at me? If so, you're very much wrong. When people have questions about a game and so forth, I'm glad to help. There are certain games and genres I don't care about and don't like. I pretty much ignore those. Also--countless hours? I doubt I've played 3 hours of games in the past two weeks, mainly because of college and stuff. On the weekend I get to play, but not that much--usually I watch DVDs and stuff. That's why I constantly sell my games, because those that aren't going to get much play are a waste to just sit around. Usually the stuff I play are fighters, shoot 'em ups, good platformers, stuff like that. There will occasional be a good RPG or involving story-heavy game that I'll like, but those are few and far between. Compare that to the RPG games which may take 50 hours or so to finish (I don't know the average play time on a current RP, so I'm estimating). The reason games like the Xenos and Square games raise such ire from me is rooted in the "interactive" craze back when companies attempted to create FMV games. Games which aren't games, games that rely on cheap gimmicks, games which are so obviously hyped due to companies buying good reviews and lots of press--those annoy me. The actual product is so often poor quality, less than playable, and aimed at the lowest common denominator. Companies want to cater so much to the "casual gamer" they forget who put them on the map. It may be a successful strategy; Sony did it but there were and still are quality titles available. Sega tried to cater to the casual gamer, and they killed themselves with their stupidity, hyping up lousy licensed games and putting barely a lick of marketing behind great titles. However, what could happen is that the the really good, creative games get less and less attention, and the games that are given all the focus are the high-budget, copycat, no-gameplay, joyless, FMV pain parades. That's why a lot of music "elitists" hate the garbage music MTV plays. That's why the comic "elitists" hate Rob Liefeld and poorly written garbage comics. That's why movie "elitists" hate Michael Bay, most of the Opie crap and the recent Spielberg stuff. Yeah, there are asshole elitists, but the reason they usually are so vocal is because they like their hobby, and they want the good stuff to succeed, rather than the crap. They're also very picky, and aren't about to praise a mediocre effort as "best game ever," because they're well aware of superior products.

Don't forget about Girls Gone Wild, Steph talking about Vince pimping her out, Jackie's tits being completely out of control, and the "indecent proposal" angle.

Didn't save O'Haire or Jones.

Hirohito = Mr. Japanese Nathan Jones? Fuck.

How? You have two female botch artists, and two underutilized male talents.

...I'm SO CONFUSED!!!

...so, what is the point of this match? Oh, Kane gets to kill some people.

Here's Eugene's girlfrien--oh, just Lita. Val on Raw? Val teaming with Lita...which team will job?!

It's like 3 Stooges Humor. Maybe too sophisticated an example, but still. 3 Stooges were better. That was "America's Funniest Home Videos funny."

It's getting hard to tell which out of Eugene and Regal is stupider.

ENEGUE Bischoff?

Regal will get shot in the nuts...--yup!

That's the only foley I want in WWE anymore.

IDIOTS! EUGENE HAS A DEADLY WEAPON!!!

Let's watch Big Show try to kill Angle again.

Eric Bana, in a movie that has to be better than his last major role.

HEY, FUCK YOU, JR! I'll deny it!!

Are there any current wrestlers (not counting retired ones, or ones that aren't any good anymore) that wear cowboy boots wrestling and don't suck?