AndrewTS

So, how the hell is Hellbillytaker going to cut promos? Will Bearer do it in the old style? Please don't tell me he'll be talking about his "yard" and "respect" again.

When was this? I do not remember it at all. I like nice booty, legs, and smaller breasts are preferable to me, so I have no problem. Generally I do not like blondes, but they're more attractive to me if they have brown eyes (like Stacy does) However, her lingerie was very "ugh..." Also, that bitch Torrie wins AGAIN?! Fuck that. The last time she lost was when Sable abandoned her in a tag match, ironically. I'd swear if she had a match with Goldberg she'd still come out with her streak intact.

Stacy was ruined by that creepy pre-teen swim-suit thing she was wearing. What the hell was that?! Did King dig it out of the closet he uses when he has hookers play dress up?

Like when Brock and Goldie did their glorified shoving match and JR/King said it was because they're on an equal basis and it is hard for two guys of this size and strength to really dominate the other? Crowd: "Booooring..." "this match sucks!"

Agreed. The match sucked, and I didn't so much as spring a boner. So it failed to capture my interest.

Can't be things like finals, the weather getting better, or the new TV shows sucking ass, can it?

Honestly you can't say that SYM's "attribute" system is better than HCTPs? Even after all of those 3 counts just 3 minutes into a match after a HHH clothesline on SYM? In SYM? What the hell are you talking about? Although we're talking after a back elbow, clothesline, and suplex in HCTP in a match with the computer HHH, yes I get what you're talking about.

WWE: Not only are cruisers small and weak, but they have almost no endurance, either! That was stupid. A battle royal would have made more sense. Not even close. He's fucked it up so many other times and so much worse there's no comparison. Say it with me: Kidman sucks.

Yeah, so was I. Guess MSG really likes The Hammer. Even though he and HHH look VERY similar Some marks near me agreed Mr. Ugly looks like he could be HHH's dad. They still chanted "YOU FUCKED UP!" at Eddy and Angle for the botched Double Underhook Superplex attempt.

First Mania I actually watched live, and saw it up the campus with the projector playing it on a HUGE ASS SCREEN so even in far shots the wrestlers were life-sized. Don't have to be. Friend near me: We're in a Michael Jackson fantasy! I hate Cena, and that was an odd opener choice, but it served its purpose. Moolah and Mae get funnier EVERY FUCKING TIME I SEE THEM! I SWEAR! I NEVER GET TIRED OF THAT GAG! Agreed about Trish. Christian should combine the Cloverleaf with the Liontamer for a wicked submission of his own. Mick sucks, Orton sucks, Flair still rules, but I laughed my ass off at Orton winning (out of nowhere with that RKO). However, it was stupid to show Mick's PUSSY ROLL DOWN THE STAIRS! Mick, you rolled down 3 times that many in the empty arena, and got back up. What happened, wimp? Stacy and Jackie are officially retarded. When Sable and Torrie stripped, they should have told the ref to ring the bell and raise their hands, because that's the rules, you know? I was disappointed to hear guys around me hooting and hollering. Didn't so much as spring a boner for this mess. Nope, not even for Stacy, who was wearing underwear that I might see my 13-year-old niece go swimming in. Was that supposed to be sexy? Jackie acting like a prude--yeah, right. Also, am I the only one that saw Torrie deliberately tugging down Jackie's drawers to catch a glimpse at her fuzz/tuna surprise? Torrie, you filthy fucking whore! Worst of all, Torrie's a BORING filthy fucking whore. Trish has been heel one night and she's already a million times more interesting than Whorrie has ever been. He also slipped while in the ring and looked sloppy as hell. I think he was celebrating making the Mania card with too much sake. That's what you deserve for cheering Foley. I loved the guy in the front row giving Scotty the finger. Just about all of us agree. That was fantastic.

They should at least try it. "You're a dorkus malorkus to the maximus" isn't going to sell a main event.

Yeah, and lots of marks read newpapers and watch the news all the time, right? Get real.

*ahem* I was joking about Angle.

Screw these cities--give Pittsburgh a Wrestlemania, already.

Wasn't WM2000 in LA? Don't like the logo choice here, though. Also, can't they go with "XXI?" Why "21?" I hate when WWE shies away from Roman numerals because they think people are too dumb to read them.

Oh god. Yeah, they never should have pushed Kurt Angle so fast.

Depends on what you mean by "infamous." Nothing good came out of Toronto going mad for Hogan...

Unless he's going to do like Bob Backlund's presidential campaign, I don't care. His positions on issues run contrary to mine.

"Edge is coming." I think they're going to pretend they've never heard of him up until now and he's going to take another shot at his original planned gimmick.

Friend of mine: THE SON OF THE DEVIL HIMSELF HAS SPAWNED!! THROUGH HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE COMES VINCE MCMAHON III!!! MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON OUR WWE SOULS!! *water shoots out my nose*

Okay. I did see a bunch of ringside fans looking away from the ring towards something in the crowd, come to think of it. *Agreed with NoCalMike*

Hogan? Is that what they were chanting when they chanting "We Want ____?" I couldn't discern who they were chanting for.

However, Goldberg winning was a real "WTF?!" moment. I thought for sure Vince wouldn't let His Creation job to Turner's Creation. So, I wonder if this means they'll keep Goldberg around...*shrug*

Those two really stunk it up, and the "boring" and "this match sucks" were directed at it--the crowd seemed ready to ignore it as the match started, but nooo...they decided to dog it at WRESTLEMANIA! I won't blame Goldberg much because at least he tried (spear, Gorilla-press into a spear, Corkscrew Neckbreaker), but Brock did jack-shit. Brock, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out if that's the way you're going to go out. If it is a hoax, it's gonna seem really stupid because I fail to see the point in doing it.

Ditto. The second he won I screamed like a bitch and jumped a few feet in the air from a squatting position. Almost hit the ceiling fan lol So did me and a ton of marks. That was awesome... Although HHH blocking HBK's tapping out was hilarious.