AndrewTS

F. I. A. M. I remember when people on this board actually were gung-ho about the possibility of Mick being a writer. Now you see I was right and nothing would change at all.

You think that's bad? I have a friend who beat Ninja Gaiden 1 and 2...now he has problems with Symphony of the Night. Oy vey.

Exactly. ^These categories suck! What does "action" and "adventure" mean as categories? Now, "Action/Platform" I understand. "Adventure" I have no idea about, because that's pretty much any platform-ish game. Oh, once upon a time Castlevania played almost nothing like Metroid. Not all "new" RPGs suck. Ones by Square and ones with "Xeno" in the title, of course will. Saying you don't like RPGs because you don't like Final Fantasy doesn't mean you don't like RPGs period. It probably just means you have better taste in RPGs than most.

How about Cole and Heenan? Heenan's still on to commentate, right?

*Remembers the last female independent wrestler WWE hired* I have no problem with this. With the Cat recently cut loose, maybe WWE's finally going to start firing the right people?

Seemed more like "This man is MY biatch, BIATCH!~" I sooo wanted Rock to say "nobody, but NOBODY, will ever give Foley as big an asskicking as the ones the Rock gave him." Also, if the Rock made the fans turn on Foley...I would be laughing my ass off. Then I think of face Orton, and laugh some more.

One of the greatest intros ever! "I actually like this one much better than the WWF games because of the more balanced roster. It is real fun playing as the likes of Psychosis and kicking Hogan's ass." Do you mean vs. No Mercy or WM2000, or compared to the horribly out-of-balance HCTP?

Booo! That was a good game. Do you guys get the real Contra or Probotector?

Despite your awesomeness, DEAN, you're a tad out of touch there. DISCS! I SPELLED DISCS WRONG! I....... I...... I..... Ah crap. DEAN. Played River Raid when it first came oot. The worst part about that sort is the guys the closeted ones gush over. Do they wank over real men like the Contra mofos? Hell no, they gush over those silver and spiky-haired twinks, which they call "bishonen." Can't they even be man enough to go for manly men?

Despite your awesomeness, DEAN, you're a tad out of touch there. Besides, they're more into creepy CGI Japanese chicks who dress like schoolgirls than Sable or Torrie. Don't forget the "designed just for wrestlers" cuffs for mofos with wide shoulders. Or do those kinds of handcuffs come from places where they sell nasty stuff? Tell me, DEAN? That actually came up the other night when I was BSing with some friends. Screw that hype about Kane being the first wrestling necrophiliac--Hogan was dry-humped by a damn mummy! To all those who said WGTT shouldn't get pushed because this is SPORTZ ENTERTAINMENT and they need to know how to talk, EAT IT! EAT IT, MOTHERFUCKERS! I can't quite picture Shelton getting Bradshaw's rookie treatment, he's too much man for that. Hell no, if there was anything going on there, Bradshaw would be the one bent over a freshly-oiled saddle. Finally Angle's a heel where you can call him "damn, that's a scary guy." I'm kinda surprised Angle didn't go into insano Shamrock mode and Anklelock Eddy but good, but it's still good. Although the "for your own good" character is finally bringing the best of Angle's abilities to the forefront.

Oh yeah, I remember seeing the bloody swords. That makes another MK clone have to have cool life bars (see also: Primal Rage). How's Ultra Vortek, or hasn't that come yet? I heard it was supposed to be kinda decent.

I'd rather Rock/Mankind repeat their match at 99 Rumble on the next Raw...hell, I'd still dig if if Orton tried to fill the Rock role.

Escpecially with that kind of fruity shirt off. I'm awaiting your next progress report after the show's over, AS.

Greg "The Hammer" Valentine. LOL Oh come on! His face isn't that bad! Yes it is. Funny thing though...one time HHH came out on Raw, and he almost looked exactly like The Hammer for a moment. Plus on the Armageddon 2002 DVD cover.

Greg "The Hammer" Valentine. LOL Oh come on! His face isn't that bad! Was? Maybe not....no, it is. Is? Yeah...for sure.

No, that'll be when Orton is on a TV Guide.

Those are special wrestler handcuffs. They've used those for a loong time, doncha know?

Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, a.k.a. Boxcar. Chris M's nickname for him.

But...but..but Mr. America and Hogan were different people! NUH-UH! Vince used video proof to show that Hogan tricked us all. I thought Del Wilkes came back from retirement, bulked up, and used a different name.

So Charles Wright got into the custom truck biz?

No, and agreed. Well, he's doing it for traditions sake so expect him to look like Peter Maivia when it's done. Supposedly he's not going that far. But this is his idea of "keeping it real" and "getting back to his roots." Heenan! Whoot! Big John Studd Don Muraco--isn't he in already? Guess not Mr. Ugly is getting inducted! JYD Pete Rose...ugh.

Did I pop in a DVD or something? I can't skip this.

I hope not, but Vince probably really wants Hogan to be there. If he wanted he probably could keep it under wraps, too.

No, he just got it done recently.

Hogan's last show in the WWE ended with a Show Stopper at MSG. Wow, WWE remembered something! Although I honestly didn't remember anything about it.