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NIGHTWOLF?! NIGHTWOLF?!??! They're bringing him back?!

*Wishes 911 would have come out during that last promo and chokeslammed everyone.

NOOOOO?! When do you think this happened?

And remember, kiddies, telling women you'd prefer they'd be naked and that you'd like to jack off to them will get you play.

His were cleaner.

Being that he's more egotistical and insane than Trump, that would be interesting. AW, FUCK! This shit.

They gave this match that much time?

Gunn with the Ass Crusher!

Spinebuster! It's at least half-over now.

Even in 3-second intervals, Stacy's song still manages to be the WORST SONG I HAVE EVER HEARD. Billy Gunn getting squashed....ahhh...that's better.

A) What the hell are you talking about? B) Indeed. "Be a man, Kurt!" *has nightmares of another rap-off with Kurt in it* ARRRRGH!!!

Well, how long can the second run last, seriously? The fact that "The Mullets" and "second run" are in the same sentence sucks enough. They shoulda learned from the first run. True.

*chants "Eddy"*

Well, how long can the second run last, seriously?

Uh...it sounds "hip" and "urban?"

*reflex* Billy Gunn sucks!

WWE backstage announcers--always asking the stupid questions.

And now, a plug for the only whore in WWE bigger than Torrie--buy his DVD!

Heheheh, yup. I'm more amazed he can even do it, though.

Thrown-together Tag Team Turmoil at Mania XX, probably.

Mania probably has already met its good wrestler quota.

Nope. It will be a former WCW star, a former Cruiserweight Champion. A man who dared go toe-to-toe with the Rock, beat Christian, and has an awesome entrance.... Yes, the man they call Gillberg.

Yeah, right. They're going to book it like the Hardcore division now.

....dear Lord... First Stripperella and now this.

Kidman's pretty good...in the ring. That's about it. He's devoid of charisma and death on the mic. He's way too boring and average to be seriously pushed (which sucks since he's gotten a couple Cruiserweight Champion pushes already). Torrie should thank her lucky stars she has a job, and needs to realize she's completely expendable. There are hundreds of blond ex-models who can do her job, probably a hell of a lot better. Her terrible acting rivals Stephanie's, and when you have no chemistry on air with your own husband, that's mighty sad. She brings nothing unique to the table, and if she was fired and a similar-looking replacement took her place, nobody would mind in the slightest. At least Sable had a character that was over back in the late-90's aside from simply the T&A factor. However, if this is true that basically confirms what I'd already though: Torrie is the reason Kidman still has a job. Kidman is exactly the type WWE would normally cut without a second thought. If both of them got shitcanned, though, call me heartless but I wouldn't complain.