AndrewTS

Orton manages to fuck up the "bang, bang."

Orton should be jobbing to Val on Superstars.

Val Venis is still alive? Crowd doesn't care about him, either.

Some ringside people are giving him "thumbs down." Does that mean they hate him or just think he sucks?

They're trying to tell us Bischoff cared when Jericho left WCW?

obviously setting up a Lita climb for the belt. Fuck that.

Grab her ass, Stevie! Ah well...

OOOH YEAH! That was sweet. Stupid of them to put the title on the line, though.

And Lita fucks up.

HHHA HHHA HHHA....There's no way that will happen, buddy. They've only heard of it with four wrestlers, not three.

I hate Lita.

I doubt it. He can barely walk since he snapped his leg like a slim jim. Ughh, don't remind me. Oh well...at least it was only Sid. Anyways...so who's gonna win this thing? Using WWE logic--Lita.

Whoot!

BOOO! Vicky's ass is covered up.

I thought Lita was injured?

Fock Austin.

Exactly. The circumcised WW_ scratch logo sucks. Although having an "E" in it would piss me off just the same.

*looks at N-Gage game library* *looks at GBA game library* *looks at PS2 and X-Box library, then GC library, most of which are identical third-party titles* As opposed to those franchises that Microsoft and Sony have created. Oh, wait... That I'll agree on. Rather than creating original titles, it's Mario Party XXIV, Metroid 3D, etc. However, they've dropped the ball on that, because some of their follow ups, both first and third party, are inferior to past editions. (Mario RPG and Yoshi's Island > Paper Mario and Yoshi's Story, Mario 64 > Mario Sunshine and sure as hell Luigi's Mansion, all of the N64 wrestling games > Wrestlemania X-8 and XIX, every new Metroid < Super Metroid, R.I.P. Gumpei). The thing that hurt Gamecube the most, as far as I'm concerned, is the N64's failure. Just ask Sega. Although the fact that the N64 lasted as long as it did and the Saturn fizzled out is certainly unjust itself. Uh, no. I don't know why you don't like Viewtiful Joe, but yeeer wrong in my book, sorry. It's a great, innovative, slyish title with rock-solid, awesome gameply--like Treasure has every once in a great while. And frankly, Billy Hatcher, an above-average game to be sure, hasn't gotten much or any fanfare--because it is just that. Nothing great about it. EDITed for truth and accuracy. Nintendo didn't invent console games, but they did something way more difficult: brought it back from the dead after the 80's video game crash.

You don't see it because they only give the NON-HHH, NON-HBK wrestlers about 4 minutes to get a match in on RAW. It's hard to get psychology in a match in about 4 minutes. Well, the point is that that smash-mouth, Bubba-tough Ray Dudley doesn't wrestle that style, neither does a Bradshaw, Kane, etc. However, usually when "psychology" is put in a Raw match, it typically is a chinlock to slow down the action to a crawl and bore the crowd to sleep.

What's wrong with buying sports games? Informed and avid gamers? Is this that concept of a "real gamer" again? In short, E.A. is to sports games what Final Fantasy currently is to RPGs. They're the most well-known and best-selling, but they don't deserve to be.

That's pretty much it. I think he has a backstory thrown in on MK Trilogy, but basically he was just an extra palette-swap thrown into Trilogy to boast a larger roster. He's a cheap bastard. Well, there's Chameleon and Khameleon. One is a female ninja that cycles through all the colors (and so, the moves of) all the female ninjas in the game. The other is a male ninja that cycles through the colors (and the moves of) the male ninjas. To the best of my memory, I think the male, Chameleon, is on the Saturn and Playstation versions, and the female, Khameleon, is on the N64 version. I think that's right--but basically, yeah, I've fought or played as both versions.

That was his gimmick, though. He didn't completely no-sell it...he just wouldn't get knocked out by it.

Hopefully the new sony handheld will make nintendo wake up and get off their asses and actually make games for the gba rather than port over another snes game or another classic collection port. I'm not complaining about that aspect of it, just want a little bit less ports and more original games. Or more games that were previously difficult or impossible to find when originally released, such as the formerly-import-only Megaman and Bass. Now, we just need to do it with some games that don't suck. Word is that the PSP is hard to develop on, and many people who play FPS on GBA or 3D games on N-Gage say 3D just isn't quite right for handhelds, no matter how powerful. So I wouldn't hand the handheld crown to Sony just yet. Let me second that it would be fucking sad for the two dominant powers in videogame consoles to be Microsoft and Sony.

"Every opponent RVD has should attempt to cut him down and keep him from hitting his finisher, an aerial move (except Val Venis, who would challenge him to a Splash Match in the old school blue cage...but that's just my dream). " But you don't see much mat psychology in a typical TV match, unless it is the main event. Plus guys like Bubba Ray don't wrestle like that anyway, period. I'm not debating that RVD's matches are really hurt by his no-selling, I just find that a debatable point.

Mega Powers/Mega Bucks was a decent feud. Savage/Andre fought on SNME, Savage didn't win. Savage pinned Dibiase at SSlam. Hell, the only two people to ever pin Andre were Hogan & Warrior, and Warriors feud with Andre wasn't serious either. Okay, it isn't so much the move as who happened to use it. However, the fact that Warrior used that move kinda gives it that "aura." So it's an arguable point after all, I suppose. Eh, wait--I remember hearing that despite all the hubbub about Andre being "undefeated for his whole career" going into WM III, he wasn't, and that was just made up to hype up the match. He actually had some losses prior to that, I believe. Cawthon probably would know.