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Downhome: QUITE ALL THE DAMN POST QUOTING!!

Downhome needs heavy sedation.

What's a Magristral Cradle? When a guy (in this case brock) is on his knees and hands...Taker grabs a arm and steps over the arm and cradles the guy...Ultimo did it a lot... Fuck, next month I guess Taker will be doing an Asai Moonsault.

What's a Magristral Cradle? AKA La Mahistrahl...it's.... How the fuck do I explain it?

Rating on Show/Eddy?

Show isn't squashing Eddy? Great to hear.

Next Pay Per View is a Raw/SD one, though.

ZsasZ: So, Angle's going to get his heat back by destroying a stable single-handedly for the next month? Oh wait, nevermind.

Kickout of both finishers--guess Heyman booked this.

If you completely ignore every single thing that led up to the match...

Forgive me, I'm slow tonight. What's wrong with that? Instead of "Mr. McMahon" I guess.

I don't know why, but the thought of Rhyno spearing a midget makes me laugh. Positively Rhyno! FEEL...DA...GOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!

Say wha? What's going on now? Shaniqua mentioned her bigger breasts and said that Bradshaw's clothesline caused her swelling. ... WWE logic.

So, it's just getting progressively worse as we go?

As if Vince knows who Shannon Moore is. Writer: "So, we'll have you face Shannon Moore this week." Vince: "Is that the new diva that I hired? I like the way you think. You just got yourself a raise. Three extra shares of stock!" *waiter pulls stock off toilet-paper-like roll hanging on the wall*

How's match lengths been?

Mankid wearing the Goldberg ripoff tights.

"DeBona" No wonder she isn't using her full name. Seems she knows nothing about wrestling, though. Figures.

Doesn't the Zach Gowen/McMahon feud seem good in comparison now? No.

And now a recap of this wonderful feud.

Evidently that title reign must have been so bad my sub-conscience pushed it to the back of my brain because I don't recall the Lumox ever having the IC Strap The one that ended when the supposed heel Lance Storm beat him and got a face pop from it.

I know. I was going to bring up the Hip Hop Hippo myself, actually. It's not the only way to turn him face, though. WWE could, in theory, come up with a great character/angle that would get him crazy over as a face. Yeah, unlikely, but still...

Trust me, i know. Oh come on, he can be the Hip Hop Hippo again! And with Scotty 2 Hotty ready to return, it's perfect! Um, yeah..... OMG GIVE BE NOUIT THE BESLT HE RULZ STEAMBOT 2 AND FALIR 2OUR OF 3 FALSLS I HAVE NOT ABRINA I'M JUSR A SOME BRAINWLSES SHEEP WHO LIEKS TO BACK THE BELNOIT Um, yeah. It's the battle of the strawman fallacies, folks! It's gonna be a huge slobberknocker!!

"It was a huge improvement though." Yeah, -* is a huge improvement over -***.

He'll submit to Stephanie's Flying BUTT Pliers.