AndrewTS

Wasn't Scotty 2 Hotty supposed to come back? Maybe he'll reappear tonight in some fashion.

JR: And 15 inches long BAH GAHD!!

Noticed this link after sending an e-mail. I never considered myself particularly good at math, so I expected to do lousy. I got 9 out of 10 so I'm happy, despite being out of high school for quite some time and not having many math couses that brought some of the featured stuff up. Remember, kiddies... Spoiler (Highlight to Read): Pythagorus is your friend, and the measurement of angles A+B+C = 180 degrees. So close to a perfect score...surface area, not volume, dummy *bonks self*.

I distinctly said "wrestler." Gail doesn't count. Chances are he'll do a shitty job of it, too, since he doesn't at all fit the part.

Traded a game to a friend for Streets of Rage 2. I beat the game as Max on easy already. Wandering the streets as a roided up, slow-ass washed up wrestler smashing people's skulls with a lead pipe--it's just like being Scott Steiner!

I was never a fan, but that's terrible news. Let the drug theories fly...

It's tonight?

"Hey Jethro, lookie here! That stupid Chinese girl who fucks up all her moves is on rasslin' now! This is funny, check it out!" Although when you say "got so high" I get the amusing mental picture of Gail smoking a bowl with RVD.

He's Vince's next pet project? Oh wait, you wouldn't start him out as "ticket guy" then wouldn't you? Is "Little Jonny" really his...you know...nickname for... Maybe he'll be Val's new male pornstar protege.

"Torrie Wilson -284,000 -56,800" BWAHAHAHAHAH!! FUUUUUCK YOOOUUUU, TORRIE!!! I'm proud to say I was one of those who switched channels when she came on.

How's that applicable to Vince handing out stereotyped gimmicks to every non-white wrestler, and a good portion of the white ones? And unless Yang knows a good bit of Japanese to pepper his speech with, he shouldn't even be put in the gimmick.

That's crazy talk. Everyone knows Linda is an android.

Andrew, who the FUCK cares if a Chinese guy plays a Japanese guy? Who? You don't see me crying about Timothy Dalton, Pierce Brosnan, George Lazenby, or Sean Connery playing an Englishman in the Bond series, do you? It's a fucking CHARACTER. There's a difference between nationality and ethnicity. And many Japanese/Chinese people do care. Plus, if they don't go through the trouble to give him a new name it will be even stupider.

I don't remember Yang ever wearing a mask. My bad, it was just "Jamie-san" who wore the mask in the Jung Dragons. It's been so long since 2000 WCW, and I've blocked most of it out of my memory, I guess.

*HHH comes on Conan to promote one of his movies...* HHH: *shakes hands with Conan* AAAAAH!! *goes down on one knee* ARRRGH!! *breaks kneecap* AAAGHOHGOD!! *smashed skull when his head hits the floor* Conan: *looks around...runs away* Seriously, it's more like Mr. Taffy Muscles, though. Yeah, she is resembling the current Tammy.

I think that's just a mark of failure, actually.

I've never seen him unmasked, but isn't Yang actually of Chinese descent? Oh yeah--WWE. Chinese, Japanese, whatever. It's all the same.

Man, those demons are taking down Clique members left and right. Get Shawn in their rooms for an exorcism.

Damn...hopefully the SD viewers will catch on and the rating will sink over the next few weeks.

Well, I think it's more of the spotlight than the money. BUT...when Hogan gets the spotlight, he feels that since he's such a big star that he's entitled to a huge cash payoff regardless of how many millions he has. Remember why he left in the first place? Over a money issue--he was disappointed with the Mania payoff he got. However, as some one said before, Hogan is smart enough to know that he gets stale in time, so it seems he is going to go away for a while, then come back and get the huge pops and ovations again. Rinse, repeat. Ric Flair's, what, 55+ and still wrestles? So Hogan doing 10 more years or more of this wouldn't shock me in the least. Me too.

But Chris Benoit or Kurt Angle weren't there, how can this be? The wrestlers weren't forced to play second fiddle to shitty comedy or have 3 minute matches? Okay, there was still the boss' son wrestling, but other than that, looks like a good lineup. I'd honestly rather get a house show than a TV show anyway, but the only arena near me is the Mellon Arena, and is usually considered big enough to warrant a TV show instead of a house show. By the way--no Hurricane?

Several months ago it was reported he's completely cancer free. Not sure about his voice, though.

I do so hope Heenan returns. At least it would make the shows more watchable.

Lessee...didn't need him at X7, XVI, XV, XIV, XIII, XII, or X. The last one he was at before X8 was IX. XX can "exist" fine without him. A more interesting question is if WMXX could exist if we went back in time and shot Hogan. As for Vince vowing not to bring Hogan back--yeah, we know how good Vince's word is, and his policy about bringing back people who burned their bridges in the past. I'd be shocked if it didn't happen.

I doubt even that would work. Changing his character completely in 2001 didn't even really work because people still wanted to cheer him.