AndrewTS

Fayette County? I'm assuming you're from Southwest PA -- Westmoreland here. There's this guy running for Judge and has the last name Bear (or is it Baer?) with a freaking TEDDY BEAR in his sign. It's so incredibly lame. My conclusion from that ad is that he'll be a TEDDY BEAR ON CRIMINALS... Yeah. Another one I forgot--"Together We Can Make Things Happen." Uh...more vague, please?

Match lengths?

Ah, great. Throw the smarks a bone and punish Eddy when he "doesn't draw." Thank you and fuck you, Vince.

Yeah, coming down hard on anyone for stuff like that is sure to drive away that image.

Another Must-Miss show! What will you do with your extra two hours, folks?

JHawk, too.

I actually saw that mentioned in some dumb news report. I don't think she's single, actually, just did it for a modeling gig.

If I recall correctly, he got a legit shoulder injury but still worked through it to finish up with a feud with Rikishi, then disappeared. So apparently he stuck it out until that was done with, but I'd think he'd be recovered by now.

I'm assuming he'll be a Brahma bull at some point in the movie.

Exactly, what is the proper way to say that someone was given that move? "Stunned" doesn't seem descriptive enough. "Stone Cold Stunnered" and "Stunnered" just sound retarded. "Stone Cold Stunned" doesn't seem quite right either.

I could swear he called HBK the "Earthquake Kid," which makes for quite an amusing gimmick idea.

Oh yeah. Their flicks will be epics of Ed-Woodian proportions.

Not sure, but it seems a requirement that a woman scream in each Kane segment.

I have Fire Pro Advance. Yeah, it's not as good, but it'll more than suffice. I had 6 Man Scramble, and only sold it because it had gotten waaaay out of date. It's hard to make CAWs for new wrestlers when the moves aren't in the game for them.

Yup. Probably HBK will act innocent then really turn heel afterall.

They just need to change the initials to WTF already.

JR also excused Shane fucking up Test's foot with "this ain't ballet." Lovely. Hartinator: Love the sig, BTW.

"exactly...Shawn was smart...Hickenbottm wasn't gonna work..." Yeah. Then we have John H, debuting as Ticket Guy under his real name.

Goldberg beat HBK already.

I don't think any of us will ever use his real last name. Let's see how many funny misspellings we can come up with. It's not our fault he has an annoyingly unmarketable and unmemorable last name. That's what ring names are for. Pizza.

So, when's Heineybacker start wrestling?

Sounded like he was announced as "Earthquake Kid." ...man, THAT's a gimmick.

Henry comes out to zero heat.

Rosie looks like a doggie trapped inside a car on a hot day.

how so? He was provoked by Steiner and Stacy in his eyes so he didn;t break any rules... In his eyes--like that matters?