AndrewTS

Actually, it's mocking a kid for enjoying a Raw Pay Per View.

*Nelson points and laughs at the people who bought WMXX tickets* Just how would they build up Taker/Kane? I'm assuming it's not going to be for the title. Will they just have the announcers shill for it, them running in on each show, or give one or both of them a "go to any show you wish" pass?

The preview picture on 411 is funny. Check it out, it looks like Mark Henry has been using Bleen... Click here.

Isn't that damning with faint praise? Not like that awful Punch King I hope. It's an odd game that may not appeal to everyone. Still, Dr. Wario is a great game by itself.

Goldberg's beaten Jericho twice. What difference would it make? Christian he's already beaten and probably will again. RVD is a face and Booker isn't back yet, but when Booker returns will likely be a face.

Raw--one of those shows that dares to say, "you think last week's show was shitty? HA! You ain't seen nothing yet." Goldberg/Henry should be inoffensive as long as it doesn't main event. If it main events, I doubt anyone will stay tuned in.

That's a Frank Zappa album. Ah-ha, but it can also be a band name. Well, maybe "...our flesh."

Oh yeah. If you like annoying, whiny main characters, mind-numbingly boring "stragety" gameplay, and shitty stories, definitely go for FF Tactics Advance. You'll love it! Those too, so avoid Final Fight One. Er, no. Fusion is, to me, the second worst Metroid game ever (II beats it out). Of course, it's still a good game.

Shantae (GBC) Puyo Pop or Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo (GBA) Iridion II if you like shooters (NOT Iridion 3D), (GBA) Any Wario Land title is a good pickup. Either Fire Pro Wrestling title (GBA). Pretty much any Kirby platformer Pinball of the Dead (GBA). AVOID: DBZ: Legacy of Goku (GBA) Iridion 3D (GBA) Sega Smash Pack (it's not worth it since you can find all the titles on Genesis for less, Spinball isn't very good) (GBA).

You can turn it off/on at the options menu. Strange you don't get it since it's "On" as a default.

It's more or less taken--a band around here is called "F-Bomb." I could think of a bunch of band names just using that as a basis. Similarly, Live/Die Like the Human. Other MST3k/b-movie inspired ones. Just making them up if ya think they suck. TOR-CHA! The Master Wouldn't Approve The Amazing Colossal ____ (pretty much anything). The One(s) with the Gun(s) We'll Kill You With a Forklift Time for Go to Dead Watch Out for Snakes I think there's already a band called Soylent Green. Random ones: Weasels Ripped My Flesh Brick Slaughterhouse Shitstompers Ball-Lakers

Oh God, I'd forgotten about Al Wilson. You bastard. You absolute bastard. Others are sadder and mroe pathetic, but in terms of sheer mind-numbing boredom and pointlessness that has to take it. Why did you have to bring that up? And WHY is Dawn Marie, the woman who killed Al Wilson, now siding with Torrie in an effort to get rid of Shaniqua? they brawled at his FUCKING FUNERAL, for crying out loud... I already mentioned "any angles involving Torrie." I loathe the bitch. Okay, except for Torrie being Tajiri's geisha love-slave and servant. No wait, that was stupid too because she rebels by...taking off her clothes. Yeah. Okay, maybe except for managing Mr. A-- Managing Kid... Fuck, has this bitch every been involved in any angles that didn't suck? Maybe in WC--(remembers Viagra on a Pole, mocking her bulemia). Okay, I give up. I dare anyone to find a Torrie angle that wasn't a sad, pathetic waste of time.

Maybe not for you... But there isn't a No Mercy on GC anyway. The closest is WMXIX and the story mode sucks, or Def Jam Vendetta which isn't much of an option if you hate rap.

Hogan holding the Undisputed Title in freakin' 2002!! Kane unable to beat the boss' chubby son save for luck. Vince making Bischoff constantly embarrass himself to fulfill his own masturbatory fantasies, and in the process killing the sleazy-but-cool hell heel character Bisch started out with. Of course, he was getting cheered while Steph was being booed so couldn't have that stay that way.

Pretty sure I heard that commentary and Ring Announcing are still in, but will be the last things added to the game. They never do it right and it adds nothing to the game. They should just skip it.

If you saw Bad Blood, you know that was definitely one of the best matches you've seen with Shawn Michaels flying off the top rope landing on Flair on a table. I'd go as far to say that was the best match you've seen with Shawn Michaels flying off the top rope landing on Flair on a table.

Ugh, yeah, pretty much any angle involving Torrie qualifies, like when she kissed her Gold Stripper Ass Award...on the ass. Nash's current WWE stint.

Ultimate Muscle!

I see Suikoden 1 in game stores all the time around here for 25-30, but I already own it. Good enough price here?

I then told you that's what Vince would do. He's so predictable.

ARRRGH!!!

...? What I think he means is "excelent pick up, and if you got it for under $60 you got a deal." I have it and it goes for big money on Ebay Actually I meant "I'm jealous of you because I want that game but can't bear to pay out the ass for it." I've seen it go on Ebay over a hundred bucks.

"Listen, I've kinda liked the brand extension as much as anyone else - it's made Smackdown! a much more enjoyable show (with Guerrero, Benoit, Lesnar, Angle - how could it not be?) - but even I can admit that when it comes to the "casual fan", they may be a little upset or confused as to why they can't see Angle on Raw, or Goldberg on Smackdown. It's this simple - if VinnieMac doesn't want Raw to suck so bad, he may just have to realize that the Smackdown "Fab Four" is the answer. And if he wants to bring more casual viewers to Smackdown, then showcasing Goldberg or HHH may just be what it needs. I'm as tired of HHH as anyone else, but you have to realize that the casual fan may not feel the same way." Fuck the casual fans up their indecisive, stupid, crap-loving asses. If WWE actually attempted to turn "casuals" into "hardcores" then there'd be no problem.

Translation: be born the child of a rich wrestling promotor.

"Suikoden 2 (PS)"