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"He's a ____ on the _____ of life!" He's a really rotten guy who you should all boo, so I'll be using disgusting metaphors to liken him too. "He's got a lot of heart..." Enjoy cheering this little guy, because he's gonna get squashed by this HOSS BAW GAHD* *Unless he's X-Pac, in which case he'll probably win. "This man's power is unreal!" He can't put on a watchable match to save his life, but he can lift heavy stuff. "Crazier than a pet coon." This fool is actually trying his/her best to get this stupid character over, although we're not going to push him/her anyway. "Was a (football position) for (name of university)." He was a college football player, so cheer/boo him! "thoroughbred" He's another talentless OVW guy. "This won't be a match, this will be a fight!" One or both of these guys can't wrestle for shit, so expect a brawl.

I would mark the fuck out to unprecedented levels if Trish pinned HHH. As a matter of fact, if I ran WWE, that would be my reward to HHH for that hilarious microphone shoot comment. Didn't they already do that, or vice versa, when they were in the "69" position during the Trish-Steph stuff?

Yes. Hm...I see now. I'd ask if you were single but I probably burned my bridges long ago. Carry on, then!

I'm a princess! As in, "here you go princess...?" *daddy hands her a wad of $100s.* Not saying you do, that's just how it comes off to me.

So Taker, who has star power and also is a strong ratings draw, shouldn't get to face Lesnar for an unsuccessful title defense so Eddy can be built up in the meantime to challenge for the title in one of the major PPVs of the year? That's pointless bitching. Taker's been great lately, and his match with Angle was good and drew strong ratings. My only complaint is the lousy impending McMahon bullshit.

Yeah. Heyman's skullet is weird looking.

"Eddie vs. the Big Show? Dear God. Why do I sense them jobbing Eddie out here and killing his heat?" Bah...this isn't Raw. They've been feeding Show jobbers to build him up, and probably will give Eddie a win over Show to give him some main event credibility. Show is playing the Meng role it seems.

No, "the other" isn't Nathan Jones vs. El Gigante, buuuut... Spoiler (Highlight to Read): Stephanie vs. Vince--I Quit match

Thanks, makes the match listing easier to look at. However, the typo match title triggers my smark urge to make a Sid joke.

Yeah, but we'll probably be seeing Vince grabbing his daughter's ass and tits in public.

I don't make a big deal about it, but there isn't any way you can deny the Winnepeg Crab (Walls of Jericho) doesn't look like the pussiest finisher around. Everyone's countered or escaped it, even stiffs like Nash. I think he's only won with it lately over Jindrak.

Yeah. So Super SFII for Genesis was 40 megabits, or 5 MB. I still wonder WHAT THE HELL THEY DID WITH IT since the voices are so damn awful. Invictis: I don't get how cutscenes alone can sway some one's opinion, but if you've played all of them and still do, then so be it. However, there's got to be other reasons you prefer them, right?

"In a really good, and long, match, Yoshihiro Tajiri defeated Rey Mysterio to win the Cruiserweight Championship. Tajiri spewed red mist at Rey and delivered a kick to the head for the win." OH NO! Tajiri has tuberculosis!

Okay, so the show is in progress still...I was doubtful.

"That match had bowling shoe tendencies" It sucked. "A bit of a clash of styles..." It sucked. "Triple H is a calculating, methodical blah blah..." He sucks, but I have to make it look good. "Physically intense..." Violent, but the network pussies don't allow us to use the word "violent" so we came up with this bullshit phrase to take its place.

"And Austin is still the best thing on RAW!~ " If by "thing" you mean "bald part-time wrestlers."

That's a great quote. You should sig. that. I call dibs on it!

Magnificent Seven it too generic. And do we have to have Davey "Mr. Clothesline" Bautista come back? Can't he stay in OVW or where ever he is?

*ahem* HHH: I AM GOD!!!

Pfft...yeah right. I'll believe that when I see it. Oh joy, the Shane feud continues. Kane better absolutely murder Shane week after week and do something particularly over-the-top to keep him off TV for good. However, I assume this is going to be because there's no Raw PPV coming up--so they'll have to wait until SurSer. If they don't go for a Kane/Goldberg match....aw fuck, they're going to do Bischoff/Goldberg, AREN'T THEY?!

Unless he's going to lead them, which he won't because Orton will, hell no. Although if Orton had another injury, Chris (Nowinski) would be perfect to take over. Perhaps he could do a gimmick kind of like Goodear suggested that should have been done with Orton. Keep Nowinski heel and the hell away from them. I don't get it either. They have no problem making Storm look like an ass, but we can't get a decent skit utterly humiliating Steiner? No dress to match Stacy's? No funny costume? They'd better make up for this next week.

Except for Jerry's screw up, in WWE-land they're supposed to be from Paris, though.

One shouldn't hate them for the war, or hate them period. Mocking them for being rude, foppish, and rioting over every little thing at the drop of a hat--that's well and good. "It is wrong to be French!" -- Al Bundy. Why haven't they had La Res tap out as soon as a submission hold is applied yet? Or bolt from the ring and get counted out when they're taking on tough opponents?

Vince isn't "good" or "conservative." He just favors the more business-friendly party.

Maybe Goldust will get those breast implants after all. I really have nothing to say, guess, speculate on. Just that I'm really shocked. It outdrew the Goldberg match! HA! "No matter how you spin it, those are not good numbers." Like anyone gives a shit about the ratings for one week. Besides, the makers of most shows would kill for ratings in the high 3's.