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Size and strength aren't everything. Hell, Jericho beat Goldberg with a front facelock. Jericho: more built than Helms, plus has been trained in the Dungeon. Had a confrontation with a guy who had a cup of tea in a few martial art forms. Helms: Toothpick of a man who got his start in a glorified backyard fed. Had a confrontation with a former Toughman fighter. Jericho--supposedly successful. Helms--had his ass beat.

I thought this was funnier than anything in the rant, on several levels:

It wasn't going to be a big match on a Pay Per View. It was going to be a nothing time-filler match on Raw. Almost all Raw matches are shitty anyway, so who cares?

Predictions--Suck, suck, suck, decent, suck, suck, suck, suck. Okay now that the match quality has been predicted... Lita and Trish vs. Molly and Gail Kim Lita picks up the pinfall, then feuds with Gail over who can thuck dith betther. Steiner vs. Test Steiner valiantly fights to preserve his BUTT hymen, but we get a DQ to keep this epic feud going, and afterwards Test hits him with the Hump Handle Slam anyway. La Resistance and Conway vs. All the Dudleys Grenier gets injured in the match to allow the Duds to win The Mullets show up for Whazzup Headbutts to La Resistance, but get 3Ded six times to make the Dudleys more over than ever. Christian vs. Jericho vs. RVD A possibly great match turns out "eh"--take your pick why: a) Lack of motivation b) WWE style c) the knowledge all the winner will get is a "soon get the privilege of jobbing to HHH" card and a useless hunk of tin. Christian retains. JR and King vs. Coach and Al Snow JR and King win, Oklahoma and that King guy from Ready to Rumble hospitalize them with BBQ bottles to the head and a four post rampage with help from Snow and Coach! HBK vs. Orton Orton wins--who gives a fuck? Michaels fails to drag a good match out of Randy. Kane vs. Shane Mcmahon Kane wins NARROWLY. Goldberg vs. HHH HHH.

Written from his hospital bed via laptop. "I feel like I was hit by a Mack truck, LOL!"

I thought he was going to mention Dance of Death, especially since he reviewed the last Maiden album. Anyway, I give this apology **.

There still will be commercials, Confidential segments, and "special looks" at the filming of the movies.

If Helms started it, he's an idiot and an asshole. If Mack started it, he's a asshole, although an asshole with shitty matches. So many pro-wrestlers are such fucking babies.

Fuck Goldberg is the only currently active wrestler (Nash doesn't count) I hate more than HHH. Bury him, Crips, bury him.

No, he's not that bad, but I'd rather keep Jones around for comedy purposes--Henry is just boring. A comedy gimmick, perhaps with Goldust--maybe that might work.

God I hope that happens soon. Careful what you wish for--power corrupts.

Super Pissed Smark already got in all the witty remarks I had to say and then some, except for Spiff's reply. Still, this sounds great for us. A business move sure to waste millions of WWE's dollars, make HHH out to be a jackass and keep him off TV, and perhaps allow the talentless McMahons to be completely ripped to shreds by movie critics--damn, if only Zenk was still doing commentaries.

Supposedly Legacy of Goku II (GBA) is actually good--as in "good game period" and not "good for a DBZ game."

Oh well--Conan coming on soon anyway.

That's a nail.

Fuck Goldberg going over last Raw before Unforgiven = HHH winning.

"long, hard..." Goldberg sounds like Val Venis there.

Zzzzzzzzzzzz....

That's the weekly goal they set? Heheh, and you used my Britney-bashing quote, cool.

Molly cleavage!

Enjoy, kids. *goes back to playing Ultimate Muscle*

Plus the DC controller isn't too great for fighting games that use six main attack buttons, due to the placement of the L trigger and the odd shape.

That'd be cool, although I wish it was on GC, because it could help the GC and give the FinFan series a run for its money.

I honestly hadn't played it (the PS2 Shinobi), but that's because of some negative reviews. That chick is very close to sporting camel toe. Shame on you, Sega.

Click here for full article and links to pictures. "Sega has unveiled the first pics of their quai-sequel to Shinobi, Kunoichi for the PS2. These are the first images to surface since the game was announced last May and show the female lead character, a ninja, kicking booty all over the place in very stylish manner. Looking promising thus far." Breathing new life into an old license, a revamp for the sake of adding fan service, or both? Still, if it plays like good ol' Shinobi games should, it likely will be a hit.