AndrewTS

VAAADERBOMB!

She's been stripped of her power. That was never mentioned or explained but I assume that's what happened. EDIT: Oh yeah, I guess Vince's power overrides it. Although I never heard of him reserving the right to seize back the power whenever he wants. *shrug*

He doesn't give a hoot? A-Train pollutes!

How the hell is she wearing a cross around her neck?! Shouldn't that make her burst into flames?

MOTHERFUCKER! That's just sick!

Great. Now I've got the image of Brock doing the happy dance while wearing a suit (from Raw X) in my mind. Heheh, when Choken said that I got the image too. But hey, it was a rare moment of joy in an otherwise worthless show.

I saw XFL coming, but WBF?? Wow, that's really going back...that earns major smark points right there. Should've brought up SmackDown Records and WWF New York as well. EDIT: OR cut to commercial, and cut back with him still listing bad investments! Go all Jericho-style "Signing the nWo, the Two-Man Power Trip, dropping the ball with the Alliance....XFL!..."

Does the Real Brock Lesnar do the Happy Dance ?

I'd laugh my ass off it Taker puts over A-Train clean on PPV.

I could be wrong, but as a proto-smark it seemed to me most of Austin's TV matches after he came back from the original neck surgery (after Owendriver 97) were crap, and were mostly punching and signature moves. He was able to improve from there and create a style that worked for him well--and when he came back after the neck fusion he was having great matches constantly in 2001.

Half the Auidence doesn't have the show tonight because that little pesky blackout thingy... Plus half the show tonight sucks ass.

Of course, that's pretty well-known by now.

I thought a Gowen/Hardy problem was a lock for SumSlam?

It's not even the entire east coast, it's the NY/NJ area.

It's not THAT widespread. Geez, New York isn't that important. However, it's a shame only the utter bullshit will be recapped.

Without DK, Miyamoto would have likely never had Super Mario Brothers. DK helped rescue the arcade industry and helped resurrect the console industry.

Nintendo knows this game is going to sell. They need to sell more e-Readers. Therefore... make it so you can't enjoy the best game ever w/o buyin the e-reader. Good fucking call, Nintendo. Are you sure his name is Shigeru Miyamoto, and not Shigeru McMahon? My Super Mario All Stars + Super Mario World cartridge still works fine. I'll keep it and pass on this ripoff. If they added some exclusives that the E-Reader was needed for, that'd be one thing. However, taking something that was already in the game and making it only usable with the E-Reader is another.

You must be joking...Donkey Kong was far more influential.

I regularly use MSN messager and hotmail--as my primary IM and e-mail service. However, lately it seems anytime I want to sign into my e-mail, I'm presented with a dead-end screen wanting me to sign up for MSN 8 net access. It usually happens when I'm signed into MSN Messager and try to check my e-mail through the e-mail link. However it also happens even if I go to hotmail.com. It seems the only way to cut down on this is to go to msn.com, click the hotmail link, then sign in from there. Even then it's not 100% effective. WHAT THE FUCK?! However, the computer I'm on now with the old version of MSN Messager installed does not have that problem it seems. Hmm. I'm also getting the same problem with half.com. Either they take me to the movies part of the site, or take me to the pages.ebay.com site--when I'm just trying to check out my account!! Bastiches. What's causing this and who the hell thought this was a good idea?

Why feud? They can be part of a large international group of fascists.

War Games was just too much. Sure, this would be only 2/3 as much clutter going on, but even so it would force them to keep more guys on the roster who would be just wasted and barely getting any TV time so that once a year they can be "filler" for the Rumble match. Naw--the Rumble as it is perfect in my opinion. One ring, and it's like getting a bunch of mini-matches at once and is fun to watch. More than one ring would just cause you to miss things happening in each one.

I kinda figured Hells being too skinny to be even given a shot with it. However, since Christian had it already, it's not too unlikely. Hurricane's still generally a better worker than him even with his lame WWE Heavyweight Style that he's had since taking up the gimmick, and also he's consisently over even if it is just because of the gimmick. However, I think S.H.I.T. is just something for Rosey to do until something "better" is devised for him.

He had long, dark, stringy hair--so...Kanyon?

When WWE tries to be funny, they fail. When they try to be serious, THEN it's funny. It's why "purposely bad" b-movies that are supposed to be parodies suck and will never equal an unintentionally bad movie like those in Ed Wood's body of work. Kanyon's never had a real chance in WWE, he was just an Alliance suck up, been part of a tag team that was made to be the BoD's bitches, and since he came back from injury was a dark match wrestler.

Eddy v. Tajiri v. Rhyno v. Benoit was signed for Summerslam Rather than actually building two feuds to a logical conclusion, we throw four good workers into a clusterfuck of a match so the McMahons & friends get more time? .... Thought so.