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Will Eddy even make the Summerslam card?

???? I don't know what sort of tone this is, but HHH doesn't have a possible career ending injury. And I wouldn't make HHH put over Randy Orton. I don't know any wrestlers I hate that much.

*ding, ding, ding!* My vote, too. Yeah, you had "Stairway to Heaven," but then you had nearly everything else. "Whole Lotta Love" is one of my most loathed songs ever. The rest all just sound basically to be the same stuff, sometimes Page would be sawing away on his guitar with the violin bow (cough--gimmick--cough), but bleh. I understand they're influential, but I don't get it myself.

/me prefers old school metal. Don't really dig the bands that play Ozzfest. Plus I'm not interested in seeing a pathetic, shuffling Ozzy on stage pissing himself.

*shudder* Didn't they learn anything from Edge/A-Train? Guess not. I like Edge, but he's only marginally better than an RVD, and he can't carry. Especially not a hoss.

The FMW DVDs aren't bad, but sometimes you get some stinkers on there (like a Pogo Lights Out match where you can't see a damn thing), and sometimes they are clipped heavily. The Hayabusa stuff is good, though. They have a Hayabusa dedicated DVD that's great with what's there, albeit a bit lacking in content. And I like Unforgiven 2001 despite Barron's bitching. The booking isn't so bad in retrospect and I disagree with some of his opinions on it--so take that as you will.

I think Nikita was the chick who was supposed to show up as Vince's illegit daughter--I hope that's not happening...

You forgot d) jobbing to Torrie 17 times.

Yeah, that killed him dead as a main event contender. This may give him a clean slate. Understand? Last memory doesn't equal "only thing he will be remembered for." Booker's done jack shit since Mania. OOooh, he won the IC title on a meaningless Raw only to trade it back and forth with Christian. Does that strike you as memorable?

I'd complain more about it being in a men's match (I.E. anytime Bradshaw uses it) than in a women's match, especially how it was used. Then again, I'm a Molly mark, so that's also a reason I liked it. Now...if only they would start up a Molly/Victoria feud... Would they even remember that Molly was Victoria's on-air mentor? Or is that officially written out of Vicky's history since she became the psycho-bitch with Stevie as her lackey?

It was a double arm clothesline and Gail ran practically from one corner to another into it. It didn't come off as too unbelievable to me because of those factors. Women's matches have ended with far less, like DDTs, neckbreakers, and roll ups, to boot. Also, people actually give a shit about RVD, but only react to Gail when she fucks up a move. It reminded me of how I'd win cage matches in the n64 No Mercy--put someone in the tree of woe and climb over while your opponent is caught. Molly capitalized while Trish was unable to break up the pinfall. Gail was too inexperienced to expect the clothesline. So that match ending was almost my favorite part of the show, but the Stormdust segment wins it for me.

Shhhhhh. You're not allowed to say things like that. Just like you're not allowed to bring up the fact that Goldberg sold his shoulder at Bad Blood better than guys like RVD ever have. Oh, he's allowed. It's just that a) this is old news and b) it's Goldberg--who gives a shit? Plus, hardly anyone saw Bad Blood anyway.

"Aw, those chairs are props."

Where do you get this quote from? It appears nowhere in the thread--it's just you rushing to defend HHH. The WM match WAS the LAST MEMORABLE thing to really happen with him, since they dropped the ball with the IC thing and gave it to him way too late. How's that the same thing? Remember that after Booker disappeared a while before popping up to team with Goldust his horrible stint as part of the Alliance was forgotten. He got over, and got over huge, enough to be in Raw's main event for Wrestlemania. This is just saying that Booker could be given a clean slate. Sure, WWE may very well fuck it up again, but at least there's that glimmer of hope.

"Do these people not fucking bother to do even the slightest bit of research regarding high profile wrestlers they are going to bring in?" Two words--"Nathan Jones."

So Brock injured Heyman too? Geez...

"somone like Lilian is very underrated and I think is very attractive." Indeed, Lilian's the hottest non-wrestling gal they got, in my opinion. I love when she wears that little leather skirt and shows plenty of leg. Or those times when she starts shouting in Spanish... Shame she's such a lousy ring announcer--but I'm sure she wasn't hired for her ring announcing skills.

"4. One of the major rumors about the game is that Nintendo will be eleminating the ability to get power-ups and the Super-Suit power-up through-out the game via Toad Houses, Hammer Brothers, and treasure chests and instead will require you to buy packs of E-Reader cards and scanning them into the game in order to get power ups and Super-Suit power-ups. " BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Is HWA out of business completely since WWE cut it from being a farm league for them?

Not surprising, this is just like politicians that vote themselves a pay raise when the economy is in the crapper.

Molly wouldn't go to bars to find a date. And after enough drinks you might hit on Jazz.

So you think that Orton is a charismatic young man who backs it up by putting on good matches in the ring? Okay then... The whole 'You only like guys named Benoit' argument is tired and played out. Hell- my current favourite wrestlers are Goldust and Regal I think you were better off ignoring such an asinine comment, Barron. Could someone direct me to some REAL 'Orton HATE HATE HATE'? I'm curious to see what Dmann is talking about but don't want to dig around for myself since Orton's not someone I find fun to mock. Okay, let me provide some.... I HATE THAT MOTHERFUCKER ORTON!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!! That better?

RRR: I know this makes another good point for Pride/UFC vs. WWE, but this feud might be somewhat interesting if we knew this match had these two actually trying to beat the shit out of each other for real.

At least he never said he was a Poison fan...

I wasn't interested in Shane/Kane, but at least the marks would give a shit about it. Bischoff/Shane? No. Nobody cares. And Bisch/Vince would have been mildy interesting 4 years ago.