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Was there a point to jobbing Batista to Barry Oreowitz?

Don't make Rudo dig out the Castaway references again...

He drank milk THREE DAYS after the expiration date! Maven is the man of no fear!!

Maven should have brought a squeegee at least.

Maven and Cena. What sort of man gets KOed by a slap from another man? Yup, Jericho.

CATFIIIIIGHT!!!

Between now and Election Day there's about 30+ game titles coming out. This may shock you, but one of them is GTA: San Andreas! Now, we present to you Maven's oiled-up manboobs.

"Straaaaight from the heeeeart... (Leroy's Jewelers!)"

Line of the night, so far, IMO.

May I return this HBK? I think I still have the receipt.

TABOO TUESDAY IS OVER, WWE! YOU DON'T NEED TO KEEP PLUGGING IT!

No way. Mr. Hanky > Edge

Well, it IS coming close to Election Day.

Des Moist, Iowa I think. What, is that like the porn capital of Iowa or something? Yup. I believe that's where they grow the 2 foot ears of corn. PoocHHHie even has to get freakin' plugged in a Spike TV commercial. Ugh.

Wow, it took the wrestlers 2 years to figure out they can get Evolution to back off if they band together with superior numbers?

"Hey, how's my favorite old bitch?"

Raw is Helen Keller? Both senses of "dumb."

Wow, that was a finishing segment of death. -=Mike Raw = blind, deaf, and dumb tonight.

What about Maven vs. any 100% cracker?

RAW IS MUTE!

Crazy; that actually makes him almost sound like a legitimate announcer.

There's a not-work-safe fish picture that would almost be appropriate to post here--but I'm not that sort of person to post that kind of stuff.

Jakks are the rat bastards.

SPEAK TO ME, JERICHOHOLICS!!~

Could a woman as dumb as Torrie actually wear glasses? Ah, I see they can't even come up with an original commercial for this.