DangerousDamon

Damn. Guess I made a mistake not ordering this show. This match sounds awesome.

I must say, this movie has spawned some of my favorite lines ever. Beatrix: You must be pretty good with that shotgun. Karen: Not that I'd like to be at this range, but yeah, I'm a fuckin surgeon with the shotgun. Bill:Have fun carrying buckets of water up and down this fucker. Elle Driver: Gargantuan. You know I like that word Gargantuan. I so rarely have a chance to use it in a sentence.

The main event sleeper?! Bah! Trips will put Benoit in the Crossface while Shawn has him locked in the Sharpshooter. Benoit taps out then we get HBK and HHH sharing the Heavyweight title. PSYCH! I'm kidding, but now that I said that, something like that is going to happen.

I voted for number 1. What can I say? I'm a sucker for Sonny Corleone. And part 3 confuses me so bad. I don't even know what it's about.

Well, I did some research. Billy Boyd(Pippin from LOTR) plays Glenn, Chucky's gender confused son. Tiffany gets plastic surgery and they pursue Jenifer Tilly. Oh and Redman is supposedly in it.

I was wondering when Corino went from being chubby rookie who hated using weapons to being the King of Old School.

I would like it better if Rico was just a clone of Adrian Street. He'll do the prancing around and stuff before the match, but when the bell rings, he becomes a ring tactician. Tactcian, I love that word. I so rarely have a chance to use it in a sentence.

Weak Grapples work on the table as well. Some of these weak grapples include the Suplex, Snap Suplex, and all 4 piledrivers.

That move looks pretty damn cool.

Dude, you can say my name. It's not like it's gonna make me angry or anything. But, just because I can't remember anything from that year doesn't mean I wasn't watching it back then.

Um one problem with that. The Mississippi River isn't in MICHIGAN. Trust me, I'm from Michigan, I would know.

Nope. London and Spanky used an enziguiri/Flatliner combo. The King of the World is a Sliced Bread #2 with the opponent on Low Ki's shoulders. I'm having a hard time visualizing this. Do you have a pic or a video clip?

Nothing wrong with that. To each their own.

BOLD PREDICTION: This show will suck major balls. And I say that with the utmost seriousness.

What's the name of the song that plays in the last fight scene?

Joe's beaten the fuck out of both with Jay taking more of the punishment. When it comes out check out At Our Best- Joe pretty much legally murders poor Jay and leaves him lying in a pool of his own bed. I have no idea how Jay Briscoe was not only not dead- but was walking around afterwards taking pictures. OH yea, Now I remember. Joe just made Jay his personal bitch. Brock Lesnar's matches against Paul London, Spanky, and Zach Gowen are just UGLY. Brock is just an unforgiving dick and just pummels the poor bastards.

*Imagines a fatality where the Easter Bunny shoves 40 easter eggs down Shang Tsung's throat. Hell yeah they would be awesome.

Oh they bait and switched on the Lemmiwinks.

Damn this episode was short, but it was hilarious.

Wait what's that? YOu don't have an army! So you should shut the fuck up! I'm rich nigga!

This skit is fuckin hilarious.

You said it man. I feel like I just read the spoilers to a bad HBO friday night movie.

I could not tell you. This entire show makes no sense at ALL. My brain hurts just from reading that.

There have been a few times where Samoa Joe has just beat the utter crap out of Jay Briscoe. Or Mark. one of the two. I just know Joe kicked one of their asses.

There have been a few times where Samoa Joe has just beat the utter crap out of Jay Briscoe. Or Mark. one of the two. I just know Joe kicked one of their asses.