The Amazing Rando

Where's MrRant when you need them? A few N-bombs would go nicely with this. Nouget, please!

hey now, that's Michael Cole's signature move...The Giant Man-Crush.

He's ruthless...he's Canadian....

If Edge wanted to be the uber-dick, he would have beat Cena down, called out "Falls Count Anywhere" and then pinned John before he could get up.

2.69 for 87 here...and I'm pretty much "in the boonies", at least EricMM's definition of such. It's way down from just a few weeks ago when 87 was 2.93 or so.

Is that the Neighborhoodie and the other guy whose name escapes me? Edit: ... and is it really necessary to come out and say "hey, these guys are a deliberate lower-card comedy tag team!!!!!" What's the point of putting people on TV whose sole purpose is to never be elevated. I mean, sure, there needs to be some jobbers sometimes...but they usually don't get a WWE.com article for their debut.

So how does one play as Khali? I assume the only two buttons that work are the ones that chop and pin?

Some stingrays are like that...but the ones he was dealing with for his documentary basically have swords on their asses and can really ruin your day.

http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&a...10:wpaxlfaegcqt The BH90210 Official Soundtrack.

I uploaded that to YouTube a few weeks ago, to use as an example of just how important the music is to the show: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Z7aq6EFq_38 I don't have the show on VHS or bootleg DVDs, but I do have every single episode on my computer. I venture to say your hard drive is as big as your dining room. You probably have like 10 fans on it at all times to keep it from burning a hole in the floor. I didn't know Dell/Compaq/Gateway/etc made 500 Terrabyte hard drives. Edit: That scene hits hard, man. Dammit.

Nitro's diva will throw ballons filled with paint at Jeff Hardy to cause the DQ. It would be more believable if she threw balloons of cocaine at him. Except that Jeff would catch them and eat them and start acting like Popeye The Raving Lunatic (toot toot) and will tie Johnny Nitro in a knot at the waisck.

There ya go...both sisters and some guy.

Yeah, it was one of the earliest ones...toward the end of the first season (maybe the season finale). I think there was something in that episode with Kevin and Becky Slater that caused them to have a little tiff, only for Kevin to freak out when he found out Winnie was sick.

So, Vince now has a TRUSTY lead pipe? He's only used a pipe like two or three times to my knowledge (one of the Wrestlemanias definitely...remember that bloodied up look he gave over the ring apron?). That's like saying heel Carlito has a trusty finisher that isn't a roll-up.

Were you trying to master a wicked jump, Napoleon?

Ha! You people think Flik actually sleeps... that's hilarious.

There was an episode where Winnie was sick/injured or some such and the major sticking point for me was Kevin sitting under a tree at the end as "My Girl" played over it... is that the same episode?

You change around the company name and the show name and you have most of the Hogan news between about 93 and the present.

That's gonna be alot of shit hanging from the ceiling. Watch the HIAC go first and they accidentally drop the WWE title down and into HHH's waiting hands while Vince laughs maniacally backstage. "I can't believe they fell for THAT!!"

well, looks like John Henry is probably fucked.

I never liked "System of a Down", "Buckcherry", or "10,000 Maniacs"

if DX does an interview next week, it'll be the first time they've ever had to run to commercial in the middle of a interview.

You'll know it's them when they get pushed down and one of them immediately kips up and randomly hits a flying forearm to thin air. The other one will stand up a few moments later, walk a few steps, and do a Flair Flop.

Elimation Chamber: DX vs McMahons vs RVD vs Big Show

What the fuck... were the SWAT guys actually refs tonight? They went down like Earl Hebner after a fingerpoke.