The Amazing Rando

Vince and Shane decided to mine some new resources. Same result? Vince: Hey Shane...what's that friday show that we run? Shane: Uhmmm...SHIT... Vince: Yeah! That's it! Smackdown! Shane: Smaaaaaackdooown??? Vince: Yeah! I hired those guys...I think. We can have those guys fight DX! Shane: Uh ...okay! Good thinking dad!! (Thinking) What the fuck is Smackdown?

if the Little Bastard does a crotch chop.......that would make my day

holy shit...it damn well might be 15 on 2 like i said

He's been eating alot of....chicken.

I have little interest in repeating the invasion. I'll write it. That way you know it'll never have a horrible blow off cause i'll lose interest before it gets there.

Actually...comedy would be the two opponents being the cops..and having DX all "ha, what the fuck is this" and then the cops whoop the shit out of them.

Fake Plastic Heels.

I wouldn't say Nitro has no talent Yeah, for a few years there they had Rey Mysterio, Benoit, Malenko, Jericho. Nitro had a ton of talent.

Well, the closing has been scheduled for next wednesday, though i will be able to get the keys later this week. They were telling me it was going to be done and closed at the end of this week, but there were some small delays.

It's been a long road these past few months. I hated being 23 and still living at home, but didn't have a nice enough job to afford moving out (i also have a fairly pricey car payment to deal with), but today it happened. I found a shithole for cheap with enough easy fixes that i won't have to dump alot of money in at the get-go to freshen it up, but will still have to save up weeks at a time and slowly eat a way at the cosmetic problems that exist (luckily it's mostly simple stuff for now, but i will have the ability to redo rooms as a whole down the line). I will post some pics as soon as I get them. It's a really small place (i don't need much room anyway), but it has alot of storage space (including two sheds out front). All in all, I should be in the house by the end of August/beginning of September, so if i disappear for a few days, it's just until I can get phone/internet set up. It's been a crazy last few days, and it's only going to get crazier. I'll keep the world updated.

man...how does she give head? I'm sure he meant toothless. Lol, shouldn't eating top the list of "Things a grandmother can do with her mouth"? Not in my world.

He's going to bathe, change his clothes, and not put on **** matches on a regular basis. Oh, and he most certainly will be participating in the Non-King of the Non-Deathmatch Non-Tournament.

man...how does she give head? She contracts a nasal congestion and lets people go at her nostrils Talk about a nose job.

man...how does she give head?

Like the baby in the sun on the Teletubbies

Funny thing would be Foley being able to claim that Melina did not have the power to fire him, and Vince was so shook up about DX he never said anything/filled out paperwork/etc ...so he's still able to wrestle.

This needs Harvey Whippleman.

Or Bob Holly and Bob Holly... Talk about nightmares.

Cause Hollywood types don't do interviews...

Melina: Because Mick Foley's manhood touched my arm when I tried to hurt him...he's getting sued for SEXUAL HARASSMENT!

NO ME GUSTA~!!

That ass to the head might knock some sense into him

They are saving the other jacket in case one of the Strike Force guys decides to come back and job to Randy Orton.

He should have just been like "I was the fucking Liquid Terminator...now suck my cock!" and the Miz runs on screen like a girl.

Chuck Norris and Mister T