The Amazing Rando

RVD and Sabu could just knock each other out and then Angle comes out of the crowd and grabs the contract. They knock each other out by trading Xanax, Clorox Bleach Pens, and Arabian Pixie Dust. They'll fuck up a move at the same time and kill one another. And that move.... "Left Foot - Blue"

*X-Box Commercial*

RVD and Sabu could just knock each other out and then Angle comes out of the crowd and grabs the contract. They knock each other out by trading Xanax, Clorox Bleach Pens, and Arabian Pixie Dust.

And Sabu can hardly hit spots with a Clorox Bleach Pen.

at 9:59 Kurt will sign the contract. More like 10:04 ECW gets an over run. and Im to assume this is EXTREME RULES? There is a double DQ, causing the contract to fall into the hands of Test.

Sabu is genocidal...like Hitler, if Hitler wore sparkly genie pants. And got high with a polish dude with a mullet

at 9:59 Kurt will sign the contract. And somehow, before he signs it, he'll kick Chris Benoit and knock him out.

He was just pissed since Heyman took him off the match due to "medical issues" so he's definately not back. We're now to assume he's going to jail, apparently. Apparently he's going to get nailed to a symbol.

They should have to put their name on the contract to end the match. Big Show faces off against Kirk Angel for the ECW world title after Kurt Angle has a stroke mid-way through his first name and tries to finish with his left hand. It's never as good when you finish with your left hand, it always ends up like someone else.

Sabu is a modern day kamikaze? Good thing the match isn't being held on a packed subway.

Renee "le Hawk" Dupree

We'd have to go in reverse to get to "real homo" ...i'd say "back up", but that's homo in itself. "in itself" isn't too promising either.

Test and Mike Knox need a team name... I suggest Syringe & Cringe

9 minutes of Gamefly and Gametap commercials. *X-Box Commercial*

I hope the "impact" is from a shovel connecting with Credible's right temple.

He does it like twice a day, that's why he got three ribs removed.

*cue: Knox's music* Knox: MICK FOLEY, YOU ARE ....SO TOTALLY ALLOWED TO TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF!! Foley: I'M HARDCORE! I'M HARDCORE! *Mike Knox and Mick Foley kiss, screen fades to black, a gunshot is heard as Paul Heyman commits suicide - finally realizing what Vince means when he says "Extreme". *X-Box Commercial* *Back to the show, as Vince anally violates the corpse of Paul Heyman while Randy Orton and Kelly Kelly have a deuling promo about the WMIX Beefcake/Hogan vs Money Inc tag match. For some reason, Orton is pro-Hogan, and Kelly Kelly thinks that UPS guy is cute.*

he said "I Quit" at least three times, quite loudly and with an echo.

HHH would have to beat up Jeff's corpse, and they'd actually use the real body because a mannequin would look too lifelike.

i shouldn't be half the goodness of Raw. Maybe like 10 percent tops.

Only in the first place?

Hogan would have slipped on a puddle and broke his other hip.

"There's a million people here, just like there were over a million people packed into the Silverdome for Wrestlemania III when I dropped on Andre The Giant while riding an atomic bomb, bruther!!!

That's comedy. But oddly enough, Harlem Heat are the commentators.