The Amazing Rando

"Not only can I surrender and retreat from any battle, I can surrender and retreat from any battle --- ON A FLAMING UNICYCLE ... VIVA EXTREME!"

Rene must have stolen anothe of Booker's shampoo commercials.

"I killed six million jews this morning! But I'm here, I'm jumping around..."

"Suicidal...Homocidal...Genocidal......you know... Sabu. He's a lot like Hitler......"

Mordecai did it too.

Yeah, Gangrel sprays the blood and they dance in it and try to catch it in their mouth like Lucy Van Pelt with snowflakes.

Dammit...Al needs Head, and the vampire could bite it and turn it into VAMPIRE HEAD

"You're not fully motherfucking clean until your Zest-fully motherfucking clean!!"

Wal-Mart

Sabu's voice is INTENSE~! though.

And it's Sandman with the Dairy Queen finish.

Tornado Handicap match?

In the time it takes Sandman to get to the ring, they could kill Tommy Dreamer twice.

Tommy with the limp, and fan over the barricade (it seemed)

We've been speculating that for weeks, newswire. Now if Booker was being challenged by someone else, then it might actually warrant a comment.

He's a super freak.

That was a good little match. The crowd was into, it was smartly worked , Val sold the leg being worked on throughout the match, fuckin COACH even did a decent job of putting Punk over on commentary. I loved Venis' 10 clotheslines in the corner. It's a shame Val will never be used correctly. And Credible working at Target and screaming at the fans as he drove by about it fucking awesome. The only thing I didn't like about that match was the finish. Val got very little offense in for the STO-type slam to really have had that much effect (the gutwrench powerbomb earlier should have kept him down longer than that). Even if you add in the powerbomb and the STO, there was too much in between them (and most of it was Punk on the offensive and hardly looking weathered). Had they even given an extra minute or so to Val's comeback and lead into the STO after a rope running segment or something, then it might have looked better. CM Punk flapping on the mat didn't help either, but that's fairly normal when the finish is of the top rope variety.

I'm in APO's league... The Absolute Originals is me.

HHH is doing a great Booker T impression there.

That's Matt Hardy right?

That sentence is all kinds of awesome. It'd be so cool to hear JR just start spazzing out, and just pass out live. However fucked up, it would be funny. "BULLDOG BY JERICHO!!"

Umaga's theme music sounds like something from an RPG boss fight.

"All is quiet...when his music plays, the arena is quiet...hope he goes away..."

Orton needed a low blow to beat JERRY LAWLER? ...holy shit.

FOLEY! FOLEY! FOLEY~! KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE~!