The Amazing Rando

Marty McCena & Doctor Rock Brown IN... Back To The B-Show (1.21 RATINGS~?!?!?!)

Well he lost the belt to Edge so he kinda has to be there.

She's the hottest one up there...Arent u tired of the blonde chick with the boob job...The WWE needs some more chocolate..Especially on RAW... Candice, Mickie and Melina(the three top raw divas) and none are blonde. None are black either... But Melina does have hispanic blood in her. Only cause Batista's a cutter.

So you're saying Matt Striker has a vagina?? THAT LYING CUNT!!!

Will this year's Summerslam end with Hogan in front of a giant American flag again? Early signs point to "Plausible".

The Miz is like...way too monotone with the intros...yet completely over-caffeinated for everything else.

I wish to point out the "Blandy Snore-ton" sign on the hard camera.

That was a perfectly acceptable match there.

So does that mean Hogan vs. HBK at Summerslam 05 was one of the funniest things ever?

I am not kidding about the People's Elbow. At least there is normally a harder hitting move in front of it. The only reason I would say it "exposes the business" is because of the time in between him standing there and throwing the elbow pad to actually hitting it... but you can say the same thing about the end of Booker/HHH. I still don't get how you can say they "expose the business". I mean, at it's core, it is pretty much wrestling for the smarter crowd, a crowd that already "knows" the business anyway. If anything, I'm glad that they only play one side of the coin rather than playing both. Wrestling is unique because the fans can see the audience. It's not like watching a sitcom or drama. If you watch SNL, and a cast member screws up a line and starts giggling, does THAT expose their business of being actors? yes. Do they take some shit for it? sometimes. Does it *really* matter...no, because that's a hazard of live TV. It just so happens, in wrestling, the fans will jump on those things with chants like "You Fucked Up", "Boring", and etc. If you want to say the wrestling exposes the business as in it being a place where there are a few more contrived spots than normal, then fine, it happens. It's an attention getter. But we could spend all day talking about all of the moves in wrestling that defy logic (you know, like running the ropes). Low-card independant guys are usually trying to impress people, because wrestling is built on people trying to put the spotlight on themselves. So they do what they can to get the people talking, whether is an awesome technical wrestling feast or a high-spot "flippy-floppy" frenzy. I've never been that annoyed by the announcing. Sometimes they do go a little overboard on the hype, but i've never felt they were exposing anything. You just have to remember, as I said earlier, that ROH is a federation whose fundamental fanbase is fairly "in the know" about the business to begin with, and so if there IS anything being exposed, they probably already know what it is.

Don't randomly drop ROH into this, WP. We understand you hate it but that's the kind of shit that deserves you at least EXPLAIN yourself. It's especially touching that you tried to hide it. Also, the People's Elbow was usually a follow to the Rock Bottom (or Rock's spinebuster) and was used as (a) an 'insult to injury' type finish and one last way to knock the wind out of someone (just as the victim might have been getting it back after the Spinebuster or Rock Bottom) The Worm, however, is horrendous, especially since it follows a bulldog.

Is their a name on that title or is it just kind of a blurry mess/"Champ"

Was Yoko EVER shown on TV as being Somoan...like, even after his death? The other thing is, any fan with half a brain can look at Umaga and look at Samoa Joe and realize who the better wrestler is. And if there are fans that only watch WWE, they wouldn't even know Joe and thusly wouldn't care about the whole "Samoan" thing to begin with.

The only one I even want to sound robotic should be Soundwave. That was his charm. Too bad we probably won't be seeing Rumble, Frenzy, or Ravage. Edit: Checking IMDB, they have Frank Welker rumored for Megatron and Dane Cook of all people attached for an unnamed character.

They could be. We still haven't seen the security guards faces. Brooke has to see Randy do it, and then ask "WHO DID THIS TO YOU" to her brother in the most annoying tone possible.

A Diablo Sandwich and a Dr. Pepper.

Yeah, you'd know, fag.

OBJECTION! OVER RULED!

Wow, some of those are awesome. Young Randy Savage and Bill Goldberg with the Hitler stash may be my favorites. Alot of those are creepy...like the second Taker pic (looks like he's wearing a b-ball jersey), sitcom extra RVD, Rowdy Roddy J. Fox, and pedophile rapist Randy Savage.

Why do people rank Dogma so low? I always ran my enjoyment (from top to bottom) as Chasing, Clerks, Dogma, Rats, and Strike Back. The first two have always held up to repeat viewings for myself, the third and forth I can watch every few months on a whim, and the fifth has really not worn well with age, even though I loved it when it first came out. I will be seeing Clerks II probably on Sunday. (Oh, and ranking it third isn't really me saying it's low, but it is a distant third after Clerks (while I put Dogma and Rats fairly even and Strike Back a step or two lower) and for shits and giggles...my top five favorite ViewAskew characters... 1. Randall Graves 2. Brody Bruce 3. Banky Edwards 4. Alyssa Jones 5. Jay (and Silent Bob, too)

I am continuing to have my real life conflict with everything. All though I don't call spending time with my g/f a "conflict". I feel like such an ass though, because my work schedule and work-related injuries have left me pretty much out of the SWF (if anyone has noticed), and part of me is debating having my character here to continue with the story and take a break (Staples is a big Back To School company...and we are getting hammered consistently). Anyways, I will finish Skaters/Cards some time this evening. My girlfriend is out of town for the night, so I might actually finish something.

Uh...yeah. If "none of this wouldn't have happened" ...well, he'd still be in this connundrum now wouldn't he?

i like how it follows "identities he did not release" with the names of the two suspects.

Since I can't edit anything in, please leave a space for the Wildcards/Sk8rs ... my g/f plus crazy work scheduling has me sitting on half a match. PK(?), you'll have it by 10.

Okay...as I look at the longer cab in the picture...i'm thinking about where his head would come from and where his torso would be in robot mode...and basically i'm thinking both would be around the area of the "sleeper" part of the cab... so it's like his robot head is stuck right next to his robot crotch as he speeds down the highway.