The Amazing Rando

Don't make me retarded. You won't like me when I'm retarded.

Himself. And it will get the highest rating...both viewership wise and star wise.

In the crowd initiating the divas with UMAAAGA *CHOP*s

Only if Umaga thinks Lita is a gazelle and tries to eat her.

DID HE JUST SAY... THREE MINUTES?!

Miz hasn't been surrounded by this much pussy since that time his parents tried to leave him in a kennel.

So...the Miz, host of SMACKDOWN, is now the host of the RAW diva search

WHAT ABOUT VAL VENIS?!

Think the Diva Search will include a game of Guts? I don't know...I'm thinking a game of Double Dare. This isn't meant to one-up you with old schoolness, but remember Legends of the Hidden Temple? Nick Arcade I own myself a Silver Snakes t-shirt. Long live the Bandit Queen.

So where do you go down to when you're already at rock bottom? People's Elbow?

Think the Diva Search will include a game of Guts? Except the elastic in those sporting events will be in their underwear.

I'm such a mark for SoR2. I rock the rollerblade dropsault.

Here's my two ideas... One - 8 man tag, each writer chooses the teams (storyline wise it can just be said it was a random drawing) and then the winning team would have a fatal fourway or four-way elimination rules for the belt. The only problem I see arising in this idea is that ever writer would write their own match and make their own teams, so they'd be automatically giving their partner a title shot they didn't earn if they happened to win the match. My second idea... MINI CLUSTERFUCK~!!

"If you would like to see Chris Benoit wrestle for the World Heavyweight Title, press one now" (Presses One) "Your selection, watching HHH squash Chris Benoit for the World Heavyweight Title, has been entered. If this is not your final choice, please press two now" (Presses Two) "Your selection, watching Chris Benoit hand over the World Heavyweight Title to HHH in leiu of a title match, has been entered. Have A Nice Day."

The spear would look better if he stretched his body out to M Bison mode and really drilled into the opponent. It would be also good if he found a way to get the opponent off his feet (as in: in the air) before they both hit the ground. That'd be a bitchin' spear. Note: I don't want Edge to spin like Bison, just get a good stretch. Although I'd mark out if he did a barrel roll into it.

Well, he could steal the Rock Bottom and call it the STOHNOYOUDINNIT!!!

Yet ECW's own Kurt Angle is standing RIGHT THERE!!

I'm surprised on how little response there have been on this since this is truly a hideous poster. Everybody looks like an idiot and HHH, with his big wiener ( ha ha ha ! ), looks like Jake Roberts. I like Batista just added in with his ring gear on...and what's the deal with Mark Henry and two others just...standing on the roof? it looks like one is doing a Benoit-esque dive...but it's nearly impossible to see.

Oh, so THAT'S what those are filled with....

Well that's the real question, isn't it? Why? The how and the who is just scenery for the public. Michaels, Hunter, Hebner, the Stooges. Keeps 'em guessing like some kind of parlor game, prevents 'em from asking the most important question, why? Why was Bret Hart screwed? Who benefited? Who has the power to cover it up? Who?

Do box office numbers count the "weekend" as friday/saturday/sunday? If they do, does that mean that POTC's number will go up again tonight before the final number is out tomorrow? Or is that 132 the final number?

28 months old in "human time" ... even Gary Glitter is like "sicko"

Was that the one with like the little baby that was supposed to be part of it or something? I think I remembered reading about that in Next Generation magazine. No idea on what actually happened to it though. EDIT: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Messiah_%28video_game%29

What kind of person has that kind of grip to hold onto a sign so hard that a car speeding away with it would cause a shoulder strain? I'm thinking it would slip out of my hand/i'd let it go long before i'd be in the position to be injured. "I'm gonna get a warrant! AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW!"

That would be awesome. The first ever WWE retcon. Ahem... KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE~! WWE is more about simply dropping storylines rather than tying them up in a way that puts everything back to square one. The problem is, the storylines that never deserved airtime to begin with usually end up having more and more time devoted to them, taking time away from the ones that really could use it. Lately, the first category would be: Kelly Kelly Sandman's Canings DX The Great Khali Umaga (get him in a real feud that has some actual integrity. it's becoming pointless.) Orton <3's Brooke And the second category would probably be more centered around the various pushes of people, such as: London/Kendrick (hell, the tag divisions in general) Kane? He's not the best character when not in a storyline (though when he IS in a storyline, they tend to suck incredibly hard. He needs a writer or two devoted to him for a while to try to pull him out of the hole he's stuck in) You know what's sad, they run so many PPVs a year, but I never really NOTICE very many storylines running, even if they are there and happening, I don't NOTICE them. They get attention for their segments (usually two a show tops, one backstage and one in-ring). WWE needs to learn how to have better time management and give each storyline a better chance to develop, maybe not as much as the main event level ones, but enough so that the matches have some actual meaning when they happen, and I don't just mean in who wins and who loses. There needs to be more EMOTION. Too many people in the WWE are one and two dimensional, because, sad as it is, when they try to go to a third dimension and give character's some life, shit hits the fan in a bad bad way (like with Kane).