The Amazing Rando

Major Bullshit. Real easy to predict after the fact. Not really. Some guys get a real case of the assface if they are asked to lose, especially if they don't like the way in which they are losing. Most take it in stride, but you could tell Heyman wasn't happy with what he was doing on Tuesday night, and i'm sure even with the drink thrown in his face, he has to realize it was bound to happen given the circumstances. I didn't really look at the facial expressions of anyone on Monday, outside of Rob not looking too pleased any time he was on screen before the main event. But he was probably more pissed at himself than anything.

My list is Agent's list. Honorable mention to Jackie Robinson.

Harry Smith comes in as Brooke's guy, and Randy wants her. In a climactic Wrestlemania battle, Orton throws the ashes of Davey Boy Smith salt in Harry's eyes, blinding him and subjecting him to a crappy looking RKO for the victory. As Harry lays dejected, Hulk appears from the back, and after checking on Harry, proceeds to dodge a blast of ashes salt and defeat Randy Orton in 23 seconds flat.

Marvin, I love you man, every since back in the 1000 Thread days, but you aren't exactly the person who should be speaking down on other people's social problems. This is fairly tame stuff on the bell curve that is TSM.

If you feel that you are being pushed to the point of an outlash, then you aren't exactly in the wrong. If other people think you are wrong, well fuck them, because they put you in that place in the first place. Most people would say you should just take it and be quiet, but the other side of that coin is that people shouldn't be throwing out insults/pushing buttons/etc in the first place. It's an odd sort of double standard. Violence might create a whole other set of problems, like legal issues if it goes too far, but as far as just being mean-spirited or angry... whatever. Do what you gotta do. Then go drink some tea, take a warm shower, and sleep it off.

Alright, short and sweet, two questions and a prompt... 1) What knowledge would you choose to pass on to your next generation if you could only pass on one thing? It can be a phrase, a story, whatever. Go crazy. 2) What knowledge do you wish you knew when you were younger but have stumbled upon now? Any information that you can look back on your life and wish you had a certain other time or even in a certain moment. 3) Sum up your generation in a single word or phrase. Try not to be too cliche.

I think there is something we are missing in terms of this whole suspension/fine thing... It is possible that RVD violated the publically known Wellness Policy We aren't sure if Sabu did, as he just had it "on him" RVD was suspended for thirty days and due to this had to unfortunately lose both of his belts, although apparently the one that matters will be back to him within a few weeks of his return. Sabu will not be taken off TV, and his push will continue. Alright...why is that so funny... Because a few months ago, Randy Orton did something that so horrible, so heinous, so vile, so dispicable, that had anyone else done it - they probably would have been fired. Randy Orton was suspended for sixty days. I'm starting to think Orton must have given Linda a surprise golden shower or something...

Wow, way to set the bar there. 1) Eventually Knox will have to enter into some kind of feud and the bullshit Kelly stuff will stop. 2) The Vampire will more than likely eventually actually wrestle (and is supposedly getting a stable or something, but that might have changed now that Gangrel might not get on TV) 3) I can see one of the gimmicks eventually feuding with Sandman for a bit, as it just keeps showing up week after week. 4) Test will end up in the upper-mid card, whether we like it or not 5) You're an idiot for this statement. If CM Punk doesn't wrestle next week, he'll at least do something more than the generic intro promo he was pretty much forced to do this week, given the time constraints. 6) Whether we like it or not, he's the guy they went to as their "safe bet". If nothing else, he'll keep it warm until RVD returns for a triumphant victory. I wish you people would stop acting like this is armageddon for the brand. Yeah, it sucks that RVD & Sabu got busted. It's their fault, whether we like it or not, but it happened and now there has to be some major shakeups to fix it. With that Sabu promo tonight, it doesn't *seem* as if he is going anywhere, at least not soon. Maybe in a month or something, I guess, if he does go. Vince McMahon has never had fans react the way the ECW mutants used to. Sure, he had the loud pops and the huge boos and all of that, but outside of some borderline risque chants, he never had that kind of true devotion. He's testing their devotion now, for damn sure, but he's watched his old 6.0+ ratings drop to the high 3s and low 4s after being on top of the world six years ago. But even through that 6 years, he knows that ECW's fanbase is still just as vocal as they were then (what's left of it anyway). Vince has killed his crowds and has watched his fanbase die in favor of his ego-driven self-masturbatory bullshit he calls the WWE. It might be spite, it might be insanity, but now it seems as though he thinks he knows what the mutants want, when it's PAINFULLY obvious that his way of doing things was what turned them to ECW in the first place. They want something different, and Vince and his cohorts just can't seem to grasp that, for fear something different than Raw or Smackdown will do better than his precious creations that have been nothing but the same half-dozen or so storylines painted by numbers month in and month out since the Attitude era crashed. Funny thing is...the reason the Attitude Era brought in so many fans was because it was something DIFFERENT than what had been done in the fed for the previous 10 years, and now, almost 10 years later, he just doesn't want to roll the dice and take the chance on CHANGE. What has he got to lose by actually listening to what we want? Things changed when we cheered Austin and booed Rocky Miavia. Things changed when we cheered Eddy no matter how heelish he acted. He doesn't react to the silence anymore, unless it is what he wants. When Vince dies, if the company isn't dead by then as well, it'll either be the greatest or the worst thing to happen to it. Either everything will fall apart due to the lack of his workaholism, or the right people will be able to speak up and move up into positions of power and understand that change is what we want, and will give it to us in the right way that might just actually bring people back to the shows as fans instead of as creatures of habit that live off of picking it apart and setting it ablaze rather than enjoying it.

So...next week, Big Show should win the WWE title from Edge.

or Test.

and, like i said earlier, it's the second time he's done it when his original "guy" had the win.

You deserve a cookie. Bah. I said it first.

so... this is the second time Heyman's "guy" has had the win over Show only for him to turn....

Heyman makes the count on RVD!

nice counter there, honestly.

"MAR-I-JUANA" chant... Classy. "EIGH-TEEN-GRAMS!"

They only chant that if they like what they see.

The newest SSquad member... "Sucky!" aka Candice Michelle (in an ECW shirt on Raw)

what was that chant?

He was given sixty seconds to introduce himself to a fanbase that mostly has absolutely no clue who he was. It wasn't a 15 minute HHH rambler. People shouldn't immediately say "That's it?!" when referencing his promo skills. Not saying you are, but there are some.

"I'm addicted...to wrestling! Unlike that guy in the airbrushed spandex"

"RVD and Sabu are INNOCENT!!" sign. I love the guys too...but innocent they are not.

PUNK!!! Oh, and even with Batista not coming back for three more days, they just give away his GAB partner....even if it's storyline obvious.

Dude, he's SAMOAN, that color is fairly normal.

Looked like it said "ECW needs Corino" well, I was close. Maybe that guy should have filled in ALL the letters instead of just the "C"