The Amazing Rando

and now.... CLERKS! It really *IS* 1993.

Now he sounds like SaraTaker's stalker.

Because it has been buried in something cold and wooden since 1993. I wonder what Vince calls Linda's pussy. He calls it "The Competition", because apparently that's where all the talent in the company has come from.

Because it has been buried in something cold and wooden since 1993.

OneTwo OHYEAHIGOTHIMNOIDIDN'T!!

More like a Time Toaster.

bad nWo mixed with Dennis the Menace mixed with Stephanie's bad writing

HHH noticeably wearing pants... WWE logic.

The Shrunken Bush Bangers?

"They're crazy, I'm smart, I'm sorry" ... he has Woody Allen delivery. "You're old, she's young, we're related, i'm sorry"

They're like Scottish Headshrinkers.

First Stand Back, then Fuji... next week they are going to namedrop Power & Glory

...and it was Taker's clothes after Kane set him on fire in the casket.

Was the Clowns vs. Kings match a 4 on 4 or 5 on 5? I'm pretty sure that was 4 on 4. Dammit...though so... all of the really bad teams at SurSer were 4 man teams....what about Doink's other team? Wasn't that Doink, Mo, Mabel, and the Bushwhackers? or something? Edit: I also knew the names of the midget clowns, but not the midget Kings.

Doane's a given. Who are the other two? Venis and Jeter. Eugene has it but it's been aborted. Eugene's talent has the consistency of stewed tomatoes and tears.

Was the Clowns vs. Kings match a 4 on 4 or 5 on 5?

Let's see.... Val, Visc, Snitsky, Eugene, and Hacksaw They need Evad Sullivan and it'd be the greatest stable this side of the Dangerous Alliance.

I hope the Highlanders refer to the fans as "sheep", and then try to fuck them.

Two in-ring segments...and a botch in each one.

A three-way of their own? Sabu vs. Flair vs. Foley? Who kills themselves doing all their signature spots in a row!

Wow... Vince must've been PISSED to just go ahead and give Edge the title now instead of at SNME.

LET DX PUNCH THROUGH THOSE WALLS TO GET TO THE RING!! THEY JUST WANT TO TOUCH THE APRON!!

The ultimate main event... as EVERY person in the tag match selects Bob Holly as their partner!!

You could have used a phrase. sheesh...

Personally i would use "The Return of Superman" storyline, minus the four Supermen. Have Cyborg Superman and Mongul destroy a whole city and have Superman kick their asses all over the galaxy. How about Superman vs. Steel? I actually saw that comic in a collectibles shop earlier today.