The Amazing Rando

Walt Disney Andy Kaufman My uncle Eddie, whom passed away when I was 7 Daniel Quinn Mick Foley I'd have to sit in a smoking section, just for Walt Disney alone, man had a crazy smoker's cough too. I'm sure Andy would love that. Personally, however, I'd rather have five separate dinners over the course of a week or something.

What about his cousin, Rand McNeely...aka "il Cartographer"

AAE was playing the part of SUPER TAN STEVE BLACKMAN

I think the fact that he took a chokeslam and a frog splash and was going against 14 other people sort of negates this argument. It's not like he just got pinned by some scrub. He was put in a situation where him winning would have actually been worse overall because it was 2 vs. 14. A non-finish would have been a bit of a cop-out after last week and earlier in the night. ECW had to win. About the just turning face thing...I still don't think it hurts him. He's playing underdog due to Regal's massive amount of power. He'll be fine.

If Batista can figure out a way to powerbomb HBK while he's in a wheelchair (chair and all) I'll be his biggest fan forever.

He played for the Bengals... no, wait... Shit, I always get those two confused.

Well, it's better than that awful hard rock song suited for a redneck character that they had him coming out to in 04/05. but...he's a man (such a man)!!

Holy fuck. I guess they got together in 2006 or so, and then Jack went all nutty so she left and it lead to the season 3 cliffhanger.

Well now it's too late. But... ...NOT VAL VENIS~!

Not deserving of a bloody subtitle.

There are way too many bizarre things going on in the company now. It's great. King Regal The Deserving, Palumbo, Murdoch Sings!, Adamle, Foley...If The Miz starts dancing like he's trapped in a Richard Kelly film or the Twin Peaks Lodge, I'll never not watch.

I love that Adamle used the word "Fortitude", if this were American Gladiators, we'd all be taking a drink for that.

Cause he's a wrestling god?

He yelled it right in his face. Hilarious. I loved the crowd answering his questions with "KENNEDY!" too.

King William Regal. BOOK IT!!

Haunted Mansion?

Shane also fell off the set after taking a few kendo stick shots.

Kelly's new finish...The Knocker Dropper.

I don't know why, but I always enjoyed the stuff leading up to HHH/Angle/Rock at Summerslam 00. The match itself was no technical masterpiece, but it was great with the concussion angle (which seemed like it was supposed to happen, not just for real like it did with Angle's noggin bouncing off the busted table top). In a show that also featured the first Tag Team Ladder Match, Steve Blackman diving off rigging, and a Stinkface Match, it still was able to stand out in its own ways.

You gonna try and trade for me, Ced? My GM/owner whatever wants to know.

My team got decimated 31-0 today. So Ced, if you want to see if you can pick me up it's a possibility. I have a lvl 8 WR and a lvl 9 OT, I think. the OT might be lvl 10 but I don't think so.

I scored my first TD today and my OT saved a drive by picking up my QBs fumble. Almost have both my guys to lvl 8.

Kane, as of today, has eclipsed Vince McMahon's run of "Highest Ratio Between Days Holding ECW Title compared to Days Holding WWF Title" Kane is 7:1 right now. Vince was a day shy of a 6:1 ratio.

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