The Amazing Rando

King Mabel vs. Headshrinker Samu!

You called it. Not exactly a run-in...more like a Flair-in.

She should have just been called "Beth" Beth I hear your screaming But I can't come home right now Me and Trish are fueding And there's no other divas around Just a few more pay per views And I'll be back home to you Now I have the title Oh Beth what can I do? Oh Beth what can I do?

This needs to become like the Stiener/Test feud over Stacy, with both Trish and Mickie calling Beth a "WHOOOOOOOOOOORE"

Mickie has quite the bizarre taste in women.

I wonder if they're homemade like Candice's Nah, they're made by young boys in China.

Mickie James should have a necklace with a vial of chloroform on it.

This is the match that brings the fans down after the excitement of Kane vs. Trevor Murdoch before the Main Event.

I'm so glad they didn't cover any OTHER stuff from this week in wrestling history.

This had better lead up to Kane battling Snakes On A ... PLAAAAAAAAAAAANE!

Oh son... ..of... ..a... ...BITCH.

Lawler (on the Da Vinci Code): I've seen better film on teeth. and how the hell is Kane suddenly a face again for no reason.

*AIRHORN* is Spirit Squad... KAAAAAAAANE is Kane... "You get to face...BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" is Cena.

That guy in the assless chaps is HBK...not Trevor Murdoch. Sorry to ruin your fantasy.

Well...he WAS knocked out and probably on pain killers. or something. Let's just forget the feud that was 10 years in the making or whatever.

...needs more airhorn.

"I once killed his unborn fetus...but we're over that now"

ewww...Goldust

Totally. HHH botches his signature every week. It's supposed to be a DDT.

I don't know... I said he whiffed it because he was snorting coke off it in the back.

Because he heals the crippled, well...mostly himself after 10 minutes of legwork.

Whiff on the briefcase! Edit: fucking flood control

He'd have to toke through his nose.

Lita is the Anti-(Look At The)Monitor

Vince has retconed everything in Wrestling History so much, it's damn near impossible to remember what's still official and what isn't. In WWE-919, Shelton Benjamin says "Brother" after every sentance, and has an amazon daughter. Vince McMahon is a male ring rat for a gay Ric Flair, who has super powers and can transform into a giant pink limo. Was that before or after John Cena Prime punched the time-stream. ...damn, that was a quick ending after commercials. They must have something planned. O RLY?